Wednesday, November 26, 2008

thursday post

bonjour! anyways, em plodded 2857 steps today, she thinks. looking good! and b4 the spotty points, :P regarding last night:
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk from the benchtop to the bathroom.
2. my right hand decided to have a rinse first, so PIG mum decided my poor left hand had to rinse 4 - 6 times afterwards.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom.
4. PIG mum forced me to yank my daks down.
5. after a tinkle, she forced me to yank my daks back up.
6. after my right hand had done a perfectly acceptable job of pulling my pants back up, PIG mum forced my poor left hand to give around 4 attempts at pulling them up again. i think the secret is to bend your elbow?
7. PIG mum Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand.
8. PIG mum Forced me to walk back to my bed.
9. PIG mum AGAIN refused me a pair of pull-up pants. i just wonder how long it will take b4 she's convinced that i don't have a UTI and will let me wear them again.
10. i asked her to please let me go to the bathroom once b4 she went to bed, and she said yes. huh, i should've realised that it was a big, fat LIE. i woke up at 7am, ready to burst, and dad let me go in the pot. anyways, prepare for the spotty points! :P
- PIG mum dug me up. i got kitted, then she Forced me to walk out to the kitchen.
-PIG mum forced me to grab a container, forced me to fill it up with water, and forced me to spit my mouth splint out into it. she also forced me to fill up a cup with water and forced me to drink it, too.
-i only drank a glass of milk for breakfast.
-PIG mum Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to hydro we tootled, listening to the ROTK soundtrack.
-it was drizzling a tad when we arrived, so PIG mum Forced me to walk inside and take a seat b4 she went back out to park our car. i called a happy hello to ann.
-PIG mum came back inside, and Forced me to walk into the pool area.
-ann strapped me in, and lowered me into the barely lukewarm water.
-we walked:mostly forwards, but also sideways and backwards, and did some left arm and leg exercises
-hoisted back out, PIG mum switched me to a showerchair, and i got my 2nd lukewarm dunking for the day - a shower, plus hairwash. PIG mum prolly enjoyed herself forcing my left hand to scrub various parts of my body 80 - 100 times.
-i went for a tinkle, then got redressed.
-PIG mum Forced me to walk back outside into the drizzly weather. she rang aunty vicky, i rang my dearest dad, and off we tootled to dong fong.
-luckily, there was a single disabled parking left. mum parked, then Forced me to walk into the area.
-aunty vicky was already there, so we placed our orders: an 'A' meal for me, ham and egg with macaroni plus a cup of yummy hot horlicks, PIG mum got sth that was supposed to have fried noodles, but i think she just got a bowl of congee instead, aunty vicky got congee as well, with some fried rice noodles and beef, and very nicely shared a tad with PIG mum and I.
-josephine chow got an 'E' meal on takeaway, and sat with us for a yak.
-time to go, PIG mum Forced me to walk outside. i accepted her offer of a chicken bun from the bakery, so she happily Forced me to walk in there. actually, while she was paying for my chicken bun, i asked aunty vicky to please hold my stick for a few secs, so i could give my itchy head a quick scratch. :P
-PIG mum Forced me to walk back to the car, where we said our byes to aunty vicky.
-we tootled home, still listening to westlife's coast to coast.
-once home, i needed the bathroom, so PIG mum happily Forced me to walk into the loo. of course, she also forced me to pull my daks both down and back up afterwards.
-PIG mum then Forced me to wash my right hand, Forced me to walk over and dry it, and Forced me to walk back over to sparky. for some reason, she refused to lend a hand to steady me, so i staggered, stumbled and flopped myself back into sparky, sending a word of thanks back up to percy the angel.
-b4 i tootled online, PIG mum got a few phonecalls. firstly, i don't think anyone will come and help mum and i out today :S well, for one, bernadette is sick.
-PIG mum also forced me to drink a full glass of water first.
anyways, so ends the spotty points :p for today. i think i will go read the news/watch an episode of naruto. i also think someone from DSQ will come visit us ... anyways, see you toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hope the trip to UQ toms goes well. i look forward to seeing tim, tom and ed again! but cheeky tim, coz he saw that i got teary on wednesday, he called me 'waterworks'! >< hmph. but i reminded him that QLD's currently in drought, so he just amended that to 'showers'. hehe!
P.P.S. oops, i forgot this, but ... earlier, i somehow totally missed the fact that i'd been outta the insane asylum (i think most ppl refer to it as the 'PA hospital':P) for a whole 6 months! the sleeping has improved drastically - no more insomnia, and even better, no more nasty dreams sent to me by god. but just in case, i make sure i say to myself the 'if i am separated from my parents, what i shall do...' litany just once every night.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Emily!!!

Hahaha your blogs are so funny - I can't believe you have the determination to do them everyday!

Thanks for the email - and sorry I haven't replied! yeah, nothing else is really happening with my life - putting up the chrissy tree but I've given up halfway LOL it's all good I'll go back to it... soon. Before mum gets cranky.