sunday post

yo! um ... the spam count for the weekend was 72, and em was forced to plod 1987 steps today.
so, this morning, i happily got my extra 10mins of pig time :P then mum dug me up. i went in the pot :P and then mum kindly slapped on my socks, old splint and shoes for me. oh, and pedometer too. then, mum FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling table :P where i spat out my mouth splint, drank a required glass of water, then munched my breakfast - a slice of some toast with some rice oil spread and a dab of jam. all gobbled up, mum FORCED :( me to walk to the car. mum and dad piled in, and off we tootled to church. actually ... i just came back from dinner. rice again, with a few pieces of bok choy, a couple of pieces of beans, and a piece of beef. all washed down with a cup of yummy but unfortunately HEAVILY watered pear juice. actually, i forgot to wear my apron at all, today! umm ... where was i?
oh, for some reason as yet unknown to man, mum again refused me permission to turn the CD on or even to sing my favourite song, so i stuck with just singing it in my head. i think i get through roughly 25 bottles for the trip from home to church.so, once in, mum and dad not only FORCED :( me to walk in, they refused me permission to sit in sparkless. anyways, dad ambled upstairs for the canto sermon, and service started. speaker today was michael choi, and his sermon was on conscience. there was no communion afterwards. oh! almost forgot - today, jellybean and karson shared about their baptisms. anyways, mum FORCED :( me to walk to the loo afterwards, and i took the opportunity to wash and dry my right hand as she was kindly yanking up my daks for me. then, mum FORCED :( me to walk back outside, where we had a chat to a few ppl. time to go, mum FORCED :( me to walk out to the car. dad tumbled in too, and off to uncle eddy's we tootled for bible study.cool - go us! we were first ppl there again -= even b4 uncle eddy! so dad FORCED :( me to walk outside to bid a happy hello to snoopy. i admit, i was a bit mischievous and poked him - very gently, of course! sheesh. :P- with my stick. then dad decided that i was mega-dirty, so FORCED :( me to walk over to wash my right hand. then uncle eddy arrived home, so dad FORCED :( me to walk inside his house, where i plopped my bum on the sofa.then, much thanks to uncle eddy who got me a glass of water. :) more ppl piled in after us, e.g. BT, jellybean, joshels, and dear clo, who sat next to me and even helped me to write! anyways, i think we did genesis chapter 47 or 48. when bible study finished, mum and dad came to pick me up. i told them that i needed to pee, so theyFORCED :( me to walk to the loo, FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and FORCED :( me to walk back out to the car. uncle eddy told us that he was all happy now, coz huldah's back from ballon, and that aunty katherine was buying them back some takeaway lunch. so off to food court we tootled, and much thanks to dad who parked underground, thus saving me a long and ouchy walk uphill. of course, then he and mum FORCED :( me to walk into foodcourt, me catching the elevator down on the way. i plopped myself into a chair,and asked mum to please go and scout out what the A and B meals were in cafe mi. she came back, telling me i'd like the A meal, spaghetti in gravy with chicken, but in the end, i settled on a KFC 2 piece feed. so dad went to buy it, while mum went to buy me a pudding milk tea, coz she'd forced me to stand during worship so i demanded that she recipricate. actually, she bought a large one, so we all shared. dad returned with my lunch, not surprisingly not the 2 piece feed i'd asked for, but just a single piece of chicken - with most of the skin peeled off, of course - and a few chippees, which i happily dunkedinto the potato and gravy. dad had gotten himself a zinger works burger, so each time he stole one of my already severely limited chips, i took a chomp out of his burger. funny - i didn't taste any spicy from it - lucky!dear aunty marilyn and uncle derek came for a chat; she got beef subway, he got some spicy pork or beef soup from some asian shop, no doubt. i also bumped into dear pole plop, and we decided to get kebabs together for lunch next week. yummy! anyways, time to go, mum and dad FORCED :( me to walk out. actually, we bumped into aunty anita on the way, who i think said that she's going to teach me how to cook toms. i mean, i'm no cook - me boil water? me burn it. >< but haha to julz, who says that she's SCARED to boil it. haha! so she wins, i guess. :P we also bumped into uncle ken, who has encouraged me to write out my life's story, especially after god smote me down with a brain tumour. so, i caught the elevator down, and we tootled home, listening to some canto christian. it's nothing special, but not too bad, either! once home, parents FORCED :( me to walk in to the loo, FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then FORCED :( me to walk back to my bedroom. ordered to sleep, i did settle down for a snooze, and when dolly came at 3pm, i told her, "go away. i need 10 more mins sleep." so she went to have a yak with mum, and when they came to dig me up, i said a great big thankyou to her for really giving me 20mins! so, switched to the showerchair, pig mum kindly wheeled me in first. i had a long tinkle, then dolly wheeled me in for a shower. turns out she went to her temple today, and had chickpea curry for lunch - and she had a yak with alma about me! shower included a hairwash, and she wheeled me into the bathroom for a tinkle later. getting me redressed, she then forced me to walk to the gobbling table:P where she kindly fed me an egg and ham and egg bun and a cup of tetley's british blend, sweetened with 2 teaspoons of honey. i read my might and power book for awhile, then dolly the baby elephant - that's what she calls herself, anyway:P - grabbed me for about 40mins of hand exercises -i.e. picking up colourful sticky balls, "underwear":P rice bags, kitchen towels, etc. at 6pm, she chopped me up a pear into lotsa little pieces, and i shared one with her. all gobbled up, she fed me a full glass of water then forced me to walk over to the piano for mostly left hand piano practice. almost 7pm, i asked her to take me to the toilet once more, so sheforced me to walk to the bathroom, forced me to walk the few steps over to wash my right hand, and forced me to walk back outside, where i of course made a beeline for sparky. she forgot her sheet for me to sign, so we just said our thanks and byes, as my dearest daddy came home. actually, she says that if she can come on the 28th jan ( both her and dad's bday), she'll bring a chocolate cake! so if their help is extended beyond december, i'll have to remember to ring staffing options and ask that dolly be sent on the 28th jan. oh, and dolly says that her last name is 'kaur', pronounced like 'cow' i think.oh, she was born in 1984 or 1983, so i haveta go find out which animal yr she was born in, ie. you know how me - rabbit, dad - rat, and mum -PIG. :P
anyways, it's getting late, so i guess i'll just call it a night and not watch my episode of naruto. aunty wendy should be coming at 11am ... and aunty yvonne at like 1 or 1:30pm. no biggie ... i wonder where pig mum will rock off to toms?
anyways, i sure hope that everyone has a great week - and best of luck with exams!
cheers,
em. ^^with my stick