thursday post

yo! so, i plodded 2176 steps today. not bad!
anyways, i was a happy snorer this morning; daddy bear a louder one :P coz we'd both scored a kiss from my dearest daddy this morning. mum came to dig me up, i went once in the pot :P then she kindly cut my toenails for me, b4 she got me kitted then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P first up, she forced me to grab a container, then she forced me to fill it up with water, b4 finally she forced me to spit out my mouth splint into it. then she Forced me to the cupboard for the just wrong :P Forced me to walk to the fridge, forced me to open the door, forced me to grab the A2 milk, forced me to close the door, then she Forced me to walk back to the benchtop and place it all down. she then forced me to open the container, forced me to get a few spoonfuls of the cereal - literally, i think she stopped me after i had scooped out 3 or 4 spoonfuls, forced me to close the lid on the cereal, forced me to de-lid, pour, and re-lid my own milk, Forced me to walk back and replace those items in their respective places, and Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where she slapped on an apron for me - orange today - and ordered me to eat. so i did, gobble, gobble, gobble. :P after i had chomped down breakfast, I politely asked mum to please roll sparky up to me, so I could watch 7’s 11:30 morning news. No surprise there – PIG mum refused, meaning she - oops, my ursula birdie's here, i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 3:45pm.
good evening! time is now 7:38pm, so where was i?
oh, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the couch for 7's morning news - eep, telstra shares are down again! >< oh, and sorry, am being summoned to dinner by dad now, so i'll bbl, yeah? time is now ... 7:40pm.
*burp* me back! time is now 7:54pm.so, where was i?
oh, after 7's morning news, i watched a bit of ABC's midday news, read out by roz charles. umm ... does anyone know if 'roz' is short for sth longer? anyways, after the news was done, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the gobbling table :Pshe very nicely boiled us 6 or 8 dumplings each, and even gave me a drop of soya sauce. i washed mine down with a glass of plain milk, then mum grabbed me for a long range of left leg exercises. at 2pm, i politely asked to be allowed online for an hour until my ursula birdie arrived, but mum said no. she instead Forced me to walk to the car, assuring me that sparkless was in the boot. so imagine my surprise/dismay when, at bilo, she refused me sparkless - i mean, i already push myself! i only need a hand with the steering. >< so PIG mum Forced me to walk all the way in. trust my luck, the ham and the cheese was all the way at the back, so she happily Forced me to walk all the way there. grabbing the items, PIG mum then Forced me to walk back to the checkout line, where she paid, then Forced me to walk back to the car. we tootled home. mum Forced me to walk inside once we got there, forced me to yank my daks down. after a long tinkle, PIG mum forced me to yank my daks up, b4 she Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand, then she Forced me to walk back to sparky. my ursula birdie soon tumbled along, and gave me a shower first, no hairwash today. poo, i've just lost a large chunk of my blog! >< oh well ... so i went for a tinkle afterwards, ursula got me rekitted, transferred me back to sparky, and i tootled over for some arvo tea. a yummy cup of tetley's british blend, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, plus a toasted cheese and ham sandwhich, so ENTIRELY too thin. remember, i prefer 2 slices!time to go, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the car, and ursula drove me to unique physio therapy. she forced me to walk in, and handed me over to vincent the physio, who forced me to walk the rest of the way in. he then proceeded to deliver one comfy - but BLOODY painful - massage. winner for the most ouchie award today goes to my left leg, and strangely enough, my left shoulder! finished chopping me to pieces :P he forced me to walk back out, for some strange reason not allowing me to hold onto him for support. he handed me back to ursula, who forced me to walk back to the car. we tootled home. mum met us there, and Forced me to walk to the loo, where she forced me to yank down my daks. long tinkle over, i stood up. first, pig mum forced me to yank my own daks back up, then she Forced me to walk over to wash then dry my right hand, b4 she Forced me to walk back to sparky. i tootled over to watch 7's 6pm news, and ursula kindly cut me up a pear, even though she declined my offer of a slice. we watched today tonight, hosted by matt white, afterwards. just b4 7pm, i asked ursula to please take me to the bathroom again, so she forced me to walk in. i pulled my daks down, had a tinkle, stood and yanked them back up, flushed the loo, walked over to wash and dry my right hand, then walked back to sparky. PIG mum came downstairs, and ursula told her how terrified i must be when she's walking me, coz she hangs on to my wrist, and my pulse is RACING. >< well, i don't wanna fall to my death, see? so i signed her off, and we said our thanks and byes. when dear dad came home, we had dinner. rice tonight, with some bok choy, some wombok, a piece of choko, a piece of beef and a little piece of egg. i washed it down with a yummy - if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down - cup of pear juice, then tootled back online. actually, i needed the bathroom once more afterwards, so PIG mum Forced me to walk in to the loo, forced me to pull my daks down and back up when i'd finished, Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to sparky.
anyways, i've no idea if i'm anywhere near my SEVERELY restricted time of 2hrs online, but PIG mum is sleepy (well, duh :P) so i'd better call it a night. i have another appointment at 9am toms at that UQ balance and what not clinic. i hope it all goes well! and that poor daichi is feeling all better. this is your life is on channel 9 right now, it's adam gilchrist, i think PIG mum has said. anyways, will see you guys all toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. thursday means a new episode of naruto, but i guess i will just have to wait until toms to watch it. the news, too.
P.P.S. mum's had a gripe how i used to type how she FORCED :( to walk everywhere, so now i only capitalise the 'f'. satisfied? :P if you're not, too bad, so sad, come again another day :P