thursday post

greetings and salutations! anyways, em was forced to plod 1716 steps today. like i said in yesterday's post, if it's over a thousand, i'm satisfied!
anyways, still no luck on the pull-up pants; gee, mum must be real dissapointed that i haven't peed myself yet! as for me, i'm just grateful/relieved. so, i happily snored away this morning. um ... some person called 'susan' is here ... from DSQ or ABIOS. ABIOS, she's just told me. and that her surname is 'gauld', and that she's got a son and a dog. anyways, she's having a yak with PIG mum right now, so i was allowed to tootle back online after being forced to drink a full glass of water. so, where was i?
oh. aunty yvonne arrived, and only gave me 5 mins extra of snooze time b4 she dug me up. anyways, mum got me kitted, then she Forced me to walk outside. actually, aunty yvonne liked the bar dearest daddy had put on the stairs for me (even if it's an UGLY green - sorry, PIG mum! :P)and promptly dragged me up them. i hugged the wall and said hi to dear bluey and 'au yeung'. (he's the sheep from cheryl's and carson's family when they came to visit me.)so, aunty yvonne dragged me downstairs again b4 deciding to go up again! so i was good and complied.when we returned downstairs, i had my breakfast at 11am of half a cup of yummy chocolate nesquik. aunty yvonne left - and aunty carmen soon came along! she and ivan will go back to HK near christmas time, and she brought lunch for us! my favourite thousand-year-old-egg and beef congee!much thanks to aunty carmen who also gave me lotsa egg in my bowl too :P well, doorbell's just rang - my ursula birdie's here, so i'll be back tonight, ok? time is now ... 3:06pm.
well, good evening!it's now 7:56pm, and i'm just chatting to dear clo right now. so ... my ursula birdie came, and i asked her if she'd buy me a piece of REAL bubblegum (not the 10c ones that kerry kindly once got me) if i could say all of her family's last names! when she said yes, i tried," you're a skutta, your daughter's a dagan, and your son's a glavis!" score! so she promised to buy me a pack when i was having a massage. oh, and poor em was forced to plod an extra 653 steps today, meaning that my final total for thursday is now1716. good!hmm ... PIG mum just eye glooped me, i admit i can't see anything now ... o_O so ursula birdie gave me a shower first, hairwash today. oh, and i think i've already said but her bday is on march 31st. i think. :Panyways, i went for a stinky unspeakable afterwards, and much thanks to ursula birdie who helped me wipe. she got me redressed, transferred me back to sparky, and i tootled over for some arvo tea - a yummy sausage bun, courtesy of dearest dad, and a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a single spoonful of honey. time to go, PIG mum Forced me to walk out to ursula's car. actually, i wanted to pee, so that's where i was Forced to walk. actually, PIG mum also forced me to pull my daks down and yank them back up afterwards. actually, she also forces my left hand to try as well too, after my poor right hand has done a PERFECTLY acceptable job. sheesh. anyways, PIG mum then Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she Forced me to walk to ursula's car(it's a gold colour)then, PIG mum put in her order of some hand creme, and off we tootled to unique physiotherapy. ursula Forced me to walk into the clinic, handed me over to vincent the physio, who Forced me to walk in the rest of the way. he delivered a comfy but BIG ouchie! >< massage. most ouchie award of the day goes - as usual - to my left leg, and surprisingly, my left shoulder! all done, vincent the physio slapped my boot, shoe and walkbelt back on, then he Forced me to walk back out to the waiting area. actually, the silly man kepyt pretending to fart while he delivered his massage, so for every pretend sound he made, i slapped him once with my right hand. not hard, of course :P kat jie jie would come and KILL me if i dared injure her beloved boyfriend! lol. so, ursula came back, traded cash for a receipt, then Forced me to walk back out. in the car, she showed me what she had bought - a $4vaseline for PIG mum, and a kids, sugar-free chewing gum from extra for me! bubblegum flavour, too!so we both started popping a piece, then, when we arrived home, PIG mum met us at the doorand Forced me to walk into the loo - i needed to pee. she also forced me to yank my own daks down and pull them up, b4 she Forced me to walk the short distance to wash and dry my right hand, then she Forced me to walk back to sparky. we watched 7's news together - and what a surprise! ALL the news (b4 the sports, that is) was on the floods! anyways, just means that i'll remember to keep them all in my prayers to percy the angel tonight. after the news, PIG mum went up for a shower, and ursula and i started a find-a-word together. mum came down and said she'd let ursula go at 6:45 coz the storm was getting louder and nearer. so i signed her off, and we said our byes and thanks. i'm happy that she'll be back on saturday!so i did my crossword for awhile, but then the thunderstorm really started picking up, so mum and i promptly sat down and had a prayer for my dearest dad, that he wouldn't get fried or anything terrible like that. anyways, dear dad came home safely, and we settled down for dinner. mum slapped the blue apron on me, and dinner tonight: rice, 5 pieces of choy sum, one of egg and tomato, and a piece of pork. much thanks to my dearest dad who gave me a cup of yummy but unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.PIG mum whipped the apron off me, and i tootled back online.
anyways, mum's ordered bed at 9:10. not sure if that's my MEASELY 2hrs yet, but the storm is coming closer - hailing too! - so i'd better get going! goodnite all!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. UQ clinic toms and lunch with leanne. hope it goes well!