friday post

heylo! today i plodded 5522 steps today. a good end to the week, yeah?
firstly, PIG mum wants to inform you that the pedometer must SURELY be wrong, that there is no way i could've plodded that many steps, but oh well.
so, daddy bear and i were both happy snorers this morning, coz dear daddy gave us both a kiss as he left for work this morning. anyways, thanks to PIG mum who shared with me 3 sips of her awful, bitter ginseng drink. i hope i didn't drink enough to make my nose SPURT blood! ><
so, PIG mum got me kitted, then she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P first she forced me to grab a container, then she forced me to fill that container up with water, then finally she forced me to spit my mouth splint into it. i chose just wrong for breakfast :P so PIG mum Forced me to walk to the fridge for the milk, Forced me to walk to the cupboard for the cereal, then Forced me back to the bench, where she forced me to open the cereal lid, forced me to grab a few spoonfuls of it (but i gotta stop when she says stop), then forced me to unlid, forced me to pour, and forced me to relid my own milk. lastly, PIG mum Forced me to walk back to the gobbling table :P slapped an orange apron onto me, and ordered me to eat. so i gobbled away.all done, PIG mum Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to UQ we tootled, listening to westlife's old songs. i remembered to send out a prayer to percy the angel to please keep us safe throughout the journey. when we got to UQ, PIG mum plopped me into sparkless and wheeled me in, i went for a loo trip first. the hand-washing naps are so cool - they have a showerhead nozzle!so as PIG mum wheeled me in, dear daichi met us for the last time. they'll be on hols, or graduating, or sth. anyways, we started with some rolling first, then some standing and sitting. actually, LOTS of it. when we finished, i said my thanks and well wishes to daichi, and we left. i used the bathroom once more, and mum tootled us home, me sending another prayer to percy the angel to keep us safe on the trip.
anyways,we made it back unscathed! of course, PIG mum Forced me to walk back inside, where she very nicely baked 2 battered fish fillets for us. i only got about half as much mayo as i would've liked on it, but oh well. twas still yummy! i washed it down with a glass of plain milk, too. alma arrived soon after, and gave me a shower first, hairwash today. i went for a tinkle afterwards, then she got me rekitted, switched me back to sparky, and i tootled over for some arvo tea. a yummy cup of tetley's british blend,sweetened with a spoonful of honey plus a sausage bun, which i of course saved the sausage for last. alma made herself a cup of coffee or nesquik, i can't remember which, sorry!she sat down for a chat. good to hear that shan is doing great, and that her hubby, apart from being an assistant chef at a coffee shop, is also working to get his taxi licence! alma herself goes to uni, studying hairdressing. snip snip!
oh, almost forgot! thanks to alma who shared with me some of her sweet orange rice! no idea how she makes it, though.anyways, i signed her off when dear aunty peggy came to visit us - and she even brought along a beutiful slice of apple pie!at first, we tried a game with some beanbags, and had a chat. mum cut me a little slice of aunty peggy's apple pie - yummy! though it could've done with a little more sweetening. then, i got to do sth that i'd dreadfully missed ever since i got sick - BADDY!i admit, i've lost my aim rather dreadfully - i kept missing >< but in the end, i managed to whack it a good few times. i think our record was 7 hits. we'll try for 10 next time she comes over.anyways, it'll just be her and uncle stephen dating tonight, as melodie and peter pie both have events on, and kalos is in ballon! so i must remember to keep him in my prayers to percy the angel tonight. anyways, when she left, i wanted to pee, so PIG mum Forced me to walk in, forced me to pull my daks down, forced me to pull them back up after i finished tinkling, Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my left hand, and Forced me to walk back to sparky. i tootled over for some dinner - rice tonight, with some bok choy and a piece of pork that looked suspiciously like beef. or was it the other way around? anyways, i washed that down with a yummy but unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. time to go to UF for games night, PIG mum Forced me to walk out to our car, dearest dad tumbled in, and over to church we tootled, listening to westlife's old songs again. at church, parents Forced me to walk in, i went for a tinkle, and PIG mum Forced me to walk back out. kwany gave me a cushion to lean on, and told me that he works at nyanda high. no idea where that is!anyways, PIG mum rang jellybean, to be told that she didn't plan on plopping along till later, so i said my goodnites to the boys. PIG mum Forced me to walk back to the car, and dear dad drove us home. once home, i wanted to tinkle, so PIG mum Forced me to walk into the loo, forced me to yank my daks down, forced me to pull them up afterwards, then Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me to walk back to sparky, where i tootled online.
anyways, i'm due off at 10:10pm, that's in another 2 mins. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum has taped my left hand to a sticky tennis ball game bat, and she's pulling all the tape of now. OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!><