saturday post

howdy! anyways, em was forced to plo1d 1269 steps today.
this morning, PIG mum rocked off to work, and i had a happy snoring with dear daddy bear. still no luck on the pull-up pants, but come off it! i'm only asking for it once a week! to be honest with you, i think PIG mum chooses to DELIBERATELY refuse me a pair to wear, just so she can pop in when she wants to see if i've wet myself. anyways, i'm proud/relieved to report that i got through last night accident-free. so dad came to dig me up after vincent the physio rang; he put me on the pot - he forces my left hand to hold onto the rail while he forces my right hand to yank my daks down, and after i had transferred myself back onto the bed, he slapped my splint and shoes on, all the while having a tirade at me at what a USELESS person to society i am. :( anyways, my ursula birdie's just arrived, so i'll be back later tonight, yeah? time is now ... 2:53pm.
good evening! it is now 7:13pm,and i've plodded an extra 178 steps, making my total for saturday now ...1269. good, i hope! so, where was i?
oh, so, after his tirade at me, dad left me alone to await PIG mum's return. when she did come back, she slapped on my pedometer and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P brunch for me was i think a small portion of noodles with some lettuce and beef/pork, washed down with a plain glass of milk. vincent the physio arrived soon after, so first session: PT. brb, dear dad's home!
so, just a bit of general ambling here and there, then vincent the physio decided to drag me walking along the road, sPIG mum slapped a hat on me and off we ambled. smart me remembered to ask vincent the physio first if we could please start with the walking uphill, and he agreed! so the downhill trip was much easier. back inside, thanks to PIG mum who kindly made us both a glass of lemon ribena. vincent the physio said bye and see you on wednesday, and i tootled online for a little while until my ursula birdie got here. she gave me a shower first, hairwash today, and wheeled me over to the bathroom. so much thanks to my ursula birdie who helped me wipe, then she got me redressed and transferred me back to sparky. i tootled over for some arvo tea - a yummy cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a spoonful of honey, and a toasted cheese and ham sandwhich, cut into 2 triangles. too bad, only 1 slice, but still yummy! it goes without saying, i nibbled off all the crusts off first. then, my ursula birdie grabbed me for a full 70mins of hand exercises, mostly left hand theraplaydough :P i tootled over for some piano practice afterwards, both hands. at 6pm, ursula flicked on 7's news and turned off the aircon for me, coz i said that i was cold. actually, she offered me a blanket, and when i stupidly answered, "yes, please. just dump it on my head." so that's what she did! i was like, "gee, ursula, thanks, i can't see a thing now." to which she replied, "well, you asked for it!" :P anyways, sharyn ghidella took tonight's news, and when it was over, i needed to pee, so my ursula birdie forced me to walk to the loo. i yanked my daks down, down,pulled my daks back up when i was done, hobbled over to flush the loo, wash and dry my right hand, then walked back to sparky. my ursula birdie said, "congratulations, i let go of you entirely - sorry, am being summoned to help prepare the dinner, so i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:51pm.
*burp* i'm baaaaaaack! time is now 8:15pm, and i helped out at dinner by placing all the cauliflower (and how cute is that? mum calls broccoli 'broccoli-flower too:P) from the saucepan into another container, and then by cutting the beef into smaller pieces approx. 27x. actually, it was wrong, coz mum decided that i was holding the scissors wrong - the pointer MUST be in the scissor handle too - and promptly forced me to practise opening and closing the scissors a good few times. so, dinner tonight: rice (duh! :P), 3 or so pieces of very tasty broccoli(thanks must be given to dad who cooked it) and 4 little pieces of surprisingly tasty beef (thanks to dear dad again!) so, back to where i was ...
"... for the last few steps, and you didn't fall to your death. see?" but she admits that when she was holding onto me, my silly pulse was racing again. anyways, i tootled over and she chopped me up an apple, which i shared with her. i admit, i'm not really a big fan of apples, but seeing as i'm a bit low in iron and apples are high in iron ... i ate away. :P PIG mum returned, i signed my ursula birdie off, and we said our thanks and byes. she'll be back on wednesday, and she says she'll compare times with PIG mum so they can arrange a time when she can take me out to visit her gym in morningside, and i can try a slurpee, coz i've never had one b4! i want a green one :P
anyways, dear dad came home soon after, we had dinner, and i tootled back online.
anyways, i hope to see most of yous at church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. me going for an ep. of naruto now. i missed last week's.