monday post

yo! so, i have only plodded 385 steps so far, but i think that there will be more tonight, so i'll be back on to report that. anyways, time for me to be showered, so bbl, alright? time is now ... 2:57pm.
hello again! 'tis 7:41pm now, and my final plodding total for today stands at 560. not a lot, i know, but i promise that there will be more toms! so, from the top ...
i had a happy sleep this morning. dear dad came to kiss me goodbye, and not only did he very graciously give my silly daddy bear a peck, but even RAINBOW got a peck too! and here's a surprise for you! my dear rainbow, whom pig mum has deemed as 'ugly', is actually a GIRL! now there's a surprise for you.! :P
like i said, i snored until mum dug me up. i peed in the pot :P then mum got me kitted, slapped my pedometer on, and FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling table :P as ding dong! aunty wendy arrived. so she forced me to drink a full glass of water b4 breakfast, a very yummy sausage bun, and she kindly made me a chocolate nesquik too, to wash it all down. oops, bbl - dear dad's home! so, pig mum went to open the door; parents are having dinner now. hmm, so where was i? i keep getting sidetracked ... ><"
oh, i watched some news, etc. best thing - telstra shares are up! at like ... $4.16, or sth! that's great!anyways, after news, i asked aunty wendy to please find me whatever microwaveable lunch was available, as i hadn't had one for a whole week. i mean, pig mum restricts me to just one a week, and the last time i got to have one was last monday!but aunty wendy for whatever reason refused, microwaved me last night's leftovers, and force fed me 28 bites. oh well.
anyways, she got to leave early as aunty yvonne popped along, and she soon had me plodding normally and sideways along the hallway. she also yanked off my boot to take a look at my silly ankle, b4 she said byebye. actually, i'm starting to think that she might be the source of the 2 fish i want for christmas, to replace silver and bronze, coz she did tell me that jacinta had told her to save them for emily. but if i remember correctly, they're not goldfish, they're guppies! i hope they won't eat each other. o_O" anyways, amanda soon popped along - and i did remember correctly - she turns 28 on april the 16th. and she lives in some suburb starting with 'c', but not carindale. lucky thing, her flatmate is cooking her dinner tonight!so, a shower first - hairwash today - and i went for a tinkle afterwards, but ended up doing a stinky unspeakable instead. so much thanks to amanda who helped wipe for me, then wheeled me out and got me redressed. i didn't need any more drying, coz i'd already drip-dried. so amanda got me all rekitted, than transferred me back to sparky. i tootled over for some arvo tea, a yummy toasted cheese sandwhich - with 2 slices, yay! - and a cup of tetley's british blend with 2 teaspoons of honey. then she grabbed me for some hand exercises - wow, a new record! 75 mins! well, amanda said it was for an hour and a quarter. so:squeezy grapey breast nippe ball - oh, but a sad story to repoprt - i broke it! >< but still insisted on getting one last squeeze with both hands, meaning? i got green goo all over myself :P so amanda kindly wiped me down with some wet towels, b4 we continued with the rest of the 75min-long hand and foot exercises. oh, amanda kindly fed me a cracker before we did them, too. so, all finished, amanda chopped me up a pear into a few slices, and i shared 2 with her, which she daintly cut up into smaller pieces to eat coz she had sore braces. anyways, at 6pm, we settled down for 7's evening news - i was just pleased to watch the sports news, where we aussies THRASHED the hapless poms like 52-4! haha, sorry, but me feel no sympathy for them. :P after the news, amanda helped me walk to the loo once. back out, i whinged that i was hungry again, but she wouldn't budge, so we just practised piano, both hands, until it was time to sign her off. so we said our thanks and byes, then, as i needed to pee, mum FORCED :( me to walk into the loo, forced me to yank my daks down, forced me to yank them back up after i'd tinkled, FORCED :( me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand, then FORCED :( me to walk back out to sparky. i tootled over for some dinner, as dear dad wasn't home yet, then tootled back online. just chatting to a few ppl on MSN right now, but mum wants to boot me off, so g'nite, everyone!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. dinner tonight was some rice, some bok choy, some fish, and a few small pieces of pork. all washed down with a yummy, but unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down cup of pear juice.