new year's day post 2

good evening, all! i've just popped online to finish typing out my blog; PIG mum warns i must be fast coz i'm apparently WAY past my MEASELY 2hr limit. so, to cover things quickly:
i rang aunty a to invite her over for dinner, but apparently she's busy. oh well, perhaps sunday, then. then, PIG mum gave me a shower - with surprisingly HOT water! thanks, mum. muchly appreciated. she of course forced my left hand to scrub various parts of my body - ie right forearm, right upper arm, right armpit, left thigh, left calf, and left foot - 170x, then i dried myself and PIG mum wheeled me in for a tinkle - but of course, i received my weekly tirade first. then she forced me to put my own knickers on, forced me to put my pants on, and forced me to put my own socks on, b4 switching me back to sparky. actually, no, she didn't do that, coz dad called dinner, so PIG mum just happily Forced me to walk to the gobbling table. dinner tonight was congee, lots of the variation of bok choy - in canto, say 'siu tong choi' - and a little piece of ham. dad poured me a HEAVILY watered-down cup of pear juice afterwards, but there was so little left he only gave me half a cup. unfortunatly, PIG mum saw, and DILUTED it. AGAIN. so i'm not really sure what to call what i drank tonight - maybe pear water?
after dinner, i was ready to go on the net - and dad was using the net, i know, but he was at that time chatting to uncle jason on the phone, and i thought i could pop online to finish my blog. but PIG mum refuses, instead happily Forcing me to walk to the sofa. she sat down with me, and we watched today tonight - go the couple that will soon be tying the knot for the FIFTH time! no, they haven't divorced 4x already, they just thought it would be fun to marry again. and again. and again :P when that finished, mum flicked the TV over to ABC, where we watched their 7pm news. while we were watching, i was trying hard to concentrate on the news, but PIG mum was too busy enjoying herself by tearing/wrenching my thumb out of it's socket :P nah, i'm joking. just my loosely clenched fist. then, dad graciously allowed me on for a few mins to finish my blog b4 PIG mum kicks me off to bed. toms, it'll be alma/aman coming, and even cooler - dad's invited the fong family over for dinner. i hope uncle jason, aunty joanne, and jessie all have a happy time over at our place. i really do think it's cool the whole family all start with 'j'! now ... if we all started with 'e', we could be emily, elizabeth and edmond, with 'm', we could be michael, mary and martha, and 'l' we could be ling, letty and lloyd! cool :p righteo, cya guys all toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. where will i sleep tonight? i dunno ...