thursday post

umm ... why did i think that today was a monday? lol, i dunno either. :P
anyways, today PIG mum Forced em to plod 2437 steps. and, concerning last night: (i said i would type it out in full every thursday)
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk from approx the fridge back to the bathroom.
2. there, she forced me to stand to brush my teeth, as well as forcing my right hand to hold the toothbrush while my left hanmd held the toothpaste.
3. because my right hand took the first rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse with my right hand 4x to make up for it.
4. after washing both hands - stand back if you don't want to be hit by the spray! it's that simple! PIG mum Forced me to walk over and dry them both.
5. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself.
7. after a tinkle, PIG mum forced me to pull my own pants back up.
8. PIG mum Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand (luckily, my reach is long enough from that position to lean over and dry it.
9. PIG mum gleefully Forced me to walk back to my room.
10. still no pull-up pants, argh. but a dry night, thankfully!
-anyways, bernie's here now, so i'll bbl, ok? time is now 2:56pm
-ooh, I got a present! Much thanks to Bernadette for a really cute pink pig! It’s name is BP! like that petrol station :p!
11. Bernie reminded me to say: I LOVE MY PIG MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time is now 3:07pm; i'm heading off now - bye!
-good evening all; i'm back! time is now 7:16pm, and my final plodding count for thursday is now 2977! so, what happened while i was gone?
-bernie gave me a nice hot shower - no hairwash - but she did just wet my hair for the sake of it.
-sorry, am being summoned to dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now 7:27pm.
-* burp* i'm back! time is now 8:43pm, and dinner tonight: rice, 3 pieces of broccoli, 2 of cauliflower, 1 piece of crunchy carrot, and a few chunks of surprisingly yummy beef - cooked by PIG mum! so, back to where i was.
-i washed all of me that i could reach. bernie helped me do my back and my right arm.
-i went for a tinkle after then got redressed.
-no time to go back to sparky; PIG mum just gleefully Forced me to walk out to bernie's car.
-bernie tootled us off to pineland's plaza, flicking radio stations continually.
-she kindly transferred me back to sparkless, and i wheeled myself in, bernie providing some much-needed steering.
-we got a battered snack pack each - 5 battered pieces of fishies plus some chippies, and score! even a dab of chicken salt! i flushed mine down with a low-fat chocolate milk.
-bernie eats whoopingly fast! so she read a mag as i struggled with my artare sauce. turns out bec's and lleyton's baby boy's name is cruz! oh, and bernie told me that bec was a 'cartwright' b4 she became a 'hewitt'.
-time to go, i wheeled myself into vincent's. he stopped me right where i was, Forcing me to walk in.
-one comfy if ouchy massage followed. most ouchy award of the day/night is shared by my left leg, left arm, and left shoulder.
-vincent the physio was really nice and put on the new CD i'd gotten him for xmas! i admit though, i still can' remember if he went to taiwan, taipei, or thailand. just that there's a 'tai' in it :p
-after the massage, vincent the physio stuck on my splint and shoe, then Forced me to walk back out to the waiting room. he handed me a gossip mag to read.
-bernie came back soon afterwards, and i wheeled myself out.
-she was great! and took me to visit pole plop! dear pole assured me that i'd still be welcome to her bday party even if i couldn't walk all the way to her house and then jellybean and wilfreddy came out too! turns out they'd all been watching like, an entire SEASON of friends!
-even joshels rocked over too!so we all had a chat, until bernie said we should prolly go b4 PIG mum got worried. so we said our byes, and bernie tootled us home.
-b4 we turned into yvonne rd, surprise! we saw a red toyota camry, like the one PIG mum drives, go! so we gave chase, all the way down gaskell, until bernie saw the licence plate was different and did a u-turn. umm... how do you spell 'u-eee'?
-so we got home. bernie dinged the doorbell, and switched me back to sparkless.
-PIG mum opened the garage door, saw me in sparkless, and IMMEDIATELY stopped me in my tracks, yanked me up, and gleefully Forced me to walk into the toilet.
-do i really need to say that she also forced me to dak myself and forced me to pull my pants back up?
-PIG mum then happily Forced me over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she happily Forced me to walk back to sparky. she fed me 2 crackers as i watched the weather report.
-bernie wanted to rock off like 1/2 hr early, and PIG mum let her. she'll be back on wednesday though, yay!
-so i tootled online till dear dad came home and dinner was called.
-really dunno what's in store for me toms, oh, much thanks to PIG mum who says we're going to some follow-up at the PA toms. hope it'll go well! and cool - my favourite baby elephant will come toms! yay!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my blog post tonight.