new year's day post

HAPPY NEW YEAR, everyone! may 2009 be a safe and prosperous year for you all and your families! i'm pretty sure you can only say it as 'happy new year'. unlike for xmas, where i typed out 'seasons greetings' as well, i'm pretty sure there's no culturally sensitive people that would take offence at 'happy new year'. but if so, my sincerest apologies. :P firstly, my parents forced me to plod 1565 steps today. i hope that's a good start to the year! secondly, coz it's a thursday, i can type everything out once in full:P
1. parents Forced me to walk up the stairs.
2. after my right hand had taken the initial pre-brush rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse with my right hand 4x to make up for it.
3. after washing and drying both hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the toilet.
4. after a tinkle, PIG mum Forced me to walk back to the bathroom to wash and dry my right hand.
5. PIG mum then Forced me to walk back to my room.
6. still no pull-up pants. *sigh* but thankfully, a dry night. hope it can continue for the rest of the week!
7. PIG mum forces me to dak and un-dak myself when i need to use the pot :P at night.
8. this morning, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom. she says i haveta start brushing my teeth in the mornings again, coz i've got a very sensitive tooth in my upper right jaw, and PIG mum fears it's already dead. but just in case, she still gives me the colgate (why is it pronounced 'colOgate', anyways? :P) sensitive teethpaste :P to use.
9. again, coz i took the first initial pre-brush rinse with my right hand, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse together with my right hand 4x to make up for it. oh well, i don't really care. it's not that much of a biggie. just leaves my mouth cleaner.
anyways, coz it's an 'event' today, it means i can type it out in full again! :P so ...
i was a happy pig this morning, cuddling my beloved bear bear and my silly daddy bear to sleep. chilli sausage was stuffed at the side to prevent objects like my alarm clock and my box of tissues from falling under the bed. funny thing is, my beloved dad calls my chilli sausage 'chilli PIG sausage' :P well, it's a good name for him, i reckon :P but my poor bear bear, he must have epilepsy, coz after watching the new year's fireworks with me, he spent the whole night - that is, past 3am - twitching! so the poor thing is tired now, and is curled up on my bed having a much-needed snooze. dear dad came in this morning and let me go once in the pot, then i kept happily snoring as he rocked off to aunty a's to install her new TV. apparently he can't get channel 10 on it, or sth. dunno why, beats me. i called once for PIG mum to let me go in the pot :P then i decided at 11am it really wouldn't do to sleep past midday of the first day of the year! so i called for PIG mum again, who crawled into bed with me for awhile, reminding me that b4 i got sick, i used to study in my room all the time, and she'd come up and steal a snooze on my bed as i studied. anyways, i went once more to the loo, then thanks to PIG mum who got me kitted, stuck my pedometer onto me, then happily Forced me to walk to the bathroom. like i've already mentioned, after my right hand took the initial pre-brush rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse with my right hand 4x to make up for it. as i've already said, i don't really know why, but oh well. dad rang to say that he was coming home, and that he'd called aunty a to have lunch with us at plaza. so PIG mum pushed :P me tumbling down the stairs :P and happily Forced me to walk to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint. actually, my bad ... i think i forgot to wear it last night. ><"PIG mum forgot to remind me too ... then she gave me a cup, forced me to fill it full with water, then forced me to drink it all. again, i forgot, i've no idea why it's necessary. i mean, i've never seen PIG mum or dad do it b4. oh well,. anyways, then dad took over, and Forced me to walk to the car. the parents tumbled :P in, and off we rocked to laza, luistening to westlife. luckily, on arrival, dad heard and heeded my plea to park underground, which saved me from a long - but thankfully, no longer painful - walk uphill. PIG mum kindly pushed some trolleys out of the way, and dear dad parked. parents then happily Forced me to walk into the mall; the three of us catching an escalator up on the way. we said our happy new year's to aunty a, i gratefully planted my bum on a seat, then everyone went lunch buying, leaving me to guard- well, me. :p aunty a returned with a beef and lamb kebab, no extras, in garlic sauce and an OJ, dad returned with a snackbox for me - i'd asked for a 2 piece feed, sigh. guess it just means i'll have to keep asking for it every week until i get it, then i'll alternate with a kebab. dad got himself a colonel - anyone know why it's pronounced 'kernel'? burger, and shared approx 1/3 or 1/4 with me after i'd finished my drumstick - surprise! he forgot to tear the skin off! - and asked for my second piece, please. mum herself got a chicken kebab, with yummy mayo, and let me have 2 or 3 chomps out of it too! thanks, mum. :) some guy that knew aunty a stopped for a chat - and dad later returned with a large OJ for us to share. i promise, i only took max, 3 slurps of it! PIG mum kindly ripped open the plastic of the cup for me, so i could get all the pudding and the ice - and then complain to PIG mum that my mouth was frozen. :P anyways, time to go, parents happily Forced me to walk back down to where the car was parked. we tootled home, still listening to westlife. dad drove a detour round to uncle colbert's so we could admire all the work he's done on their garden. anyways, once home, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk inside. i went first to the bathroom, meaning she also got to force me to lower and pull back up my daks. then she gleefully Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 happily Forcing me to walk back to sparky. she gave me a full glass of water to slurp as she went to flick the computer for me. dear dad's gone to uncle colbert's to keep doing their garden - hey, does he get to charge extra coz it's a public holiday? i dunno when PIG mum will gimme a shower - i also dunno how many times she'll force my left hand to scrub various parts of my body! well, last time coda/staffing options failed us, it was somewhere between 80 - 130x. like i've explaibned, if you just lend me a hand and help me scrub my back and my right arm, i can manage the rest! but if that's what makes PIG mum happy, oh well. what she says, goes.
i've just asked PIG mum if we can ring aunty a and invite her over to dinner, but PIG mum says to wait until 5:30, coz she's prolly having some pig time right now. and i think she's on call, too!
anyways, i'm just having a chat to kylie right now - most of her family are in the UK! so, now i'm off for an episode or two of naruto, then ... mm, i dunno. the news?
anyways, will bid a 'welcome back' to the dot points toms!
cheers,
em. !^^