thursday post

good afternoon! PIG mum Forced em to plod 3292 steps today, and regarding last night: (it's a thurs so i can type it out in full:)
1. PIG mum gleefully Forced me to walk back to the bathroom last night. (oh, and b4 i go any further, a couple of you guys have asked the question of why my mother gets 'PIG' attached to her name. it started when i was little. dear dad always called mum 'pig mum', so i just picked it up off him. see? :P)
2. PIG mum forced me to stand while i was brushing my teeth; and also forced my left hand to hang onto and squeeze the teethpaste :P while she forced my right hand to hang onto the teethbrush. :P
3. after flossing, mouthwashing and rinsing both hands, PIG mum gleefully Forced me to walk over and dry them.
4. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the toilet.
5. PIG mum forced me to dak myself.
6. i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable :P and wiped myself. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my daks back up.
7. PIG mum gleefully Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
8. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to the bedroom.
-still no pull-up pants. argh. >< but thankfully, a dry night!
-well, bernie's here, so i'll bbl tonight, ok? time is now ... 3:21pm.
good evening! time is now 7:40pm, and my final plodding total for today is now 3292.so, from the top - my day in spotty points! :P
-i was a happy pig this morning, along with my chilli PIG sausage :P and my silly daddy bear, until PIG mum decided to get me up. she forced me to put on my own tee and also forced me to put on some other items, b4 she snapped my pedometer onto me and happily Forced me to walk out to the kitchen.
-i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of water, washed and dried both hands, etc etc etc. b4 choosing a yummy sausage bun for breakfast.
-so i gobbled that and a plain glass of milk for breakfast (PIG mum said no nesquik coz we're going out for lunch with mrs. dent toms. oh well.)
-PIG mum says dinnertime! again, i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:51pm.
-*burp* time is now 8:15pm, and dinner tonight: rice, 5 pieces of sorta-icky cucumber (hey, did you know it's called 'green melon' in canto?) and a few pieces of yummy pork/chicken. yeah, i admit, my taste buds are so bad i couldn't figure out which meat it was. :pall washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. oh, i chose just to hang onto the whole cup while i was drinking; i didn't bother with holding it 'correctly' (ie. with pointer and third inside the ear of the cup) or 'incorectly'( with the third and ring fingers in). and no surprise here, PIG mum forced my left hand to hang onto the bowl while i ate. i got a spoon to eat with, but first, PIG mum forced me to pick everything up with chopsticks. anyways, where was i?
-breakfast done, PIG mum popped me my drugs for the day: a fish oil, a garlic (coz she says i was exploding quite terribly ><), and a cranberry (she still hasn't found the bilberry she lost yet).
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully Forced me to walk out to the car.
-off we tootled to UQ, listeningto josh groban. in my opinion, westlife sang 'you raise me up' better than he did! :P but aunty a disagrees. ah well. each to their own.
-when we arrived, PIG mum parked then gleefully Forced me to walk inside. i read for awhile, b4 dunja (say it 'dun-ya) came to get me.
-i flopped on the bed, did lotsa bumlifting and reaching exercises with dunja. i think i've already said, but she says she'll try to bring in a photo of dollar in, for when i
come next time, yay!
-there's 2 indian girls there, smita and hiral; only i can never tell them apart. >< but thanks to PIG mum, who says smita is plumper :P while hiral is taller. or is it the other way around? i dunno, sorry! ><
-b4 we left, i told kat that i'd already finished my freddo and could i beg another one off her? and she said yes! yay, thanks, kat!^^
-so, PIG mum gleefully Forced me to walk out, and i went to the loo first. no surprise there, she forced me to dak myself and pull my trousers back up, b4 she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand b4 she gleefully Forced me to walk to the lift, where katrina was waiting with my big yummy freddo!^^
-so we caught the lift down, and PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the car.
-off we tootled home, still listening to josh groban. cool - he's got like 14 songs on his album!
-PIG mum gleefully Forced me to walk into the house. i crashed :P back into sparky with a sigh of relief, and rang my dearest dad :P
-lunch was a yummy chocolate nesquik ( PIG mum loudly claimed she'd given me 2 teaspoons! lol, well if she really had, it must've been the smallest teaspoons in the drawer! :P ) a piece of yummy leftover KFC with all the skin peeled off (again, PIG mum claimed that it wasn't she who had done that! lol :P), and (i think it was) 4 chicken nuggets with just a dab of tomato sauce.
-after forcing me on my first set of left hand OT exercises (i can't remember how long, sorry) PIG mum allowed me online for awhile b4 bernie came.
-shower first - no hairwash today, but bernie did just wet my hair, for the sake of it.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards than got redressed and swapped back to sparky.
-eep, dad's giving me my weekly tirade. >< bottom line, i have until 9:15pm to be finished with my blog. am i even near my 2 hr PUNY restriction that my parents set on me? ah well. guess i'll just have to leave the news reading and naruto watching till toms. ><
-arvo tea was a toasted ham, cheese (PIG mum forbade me a second slice, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin. ><, but oh well. i'll take it when i can get it) and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles, of which i of course nibbled off all the crusts first. oh, and a cup of yummy tetley's british blend, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey and cooled down with an ice cube.
-time to go, bernie offered to take me to the loo once. too bad, PIG mum overheard, meaning i got stopped in my tracks then Forced to walk into the loo, Forced to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced to walk all the way to bernie's car.
-bernie tootled us off to vincent the physios. she plopped me into sparkless when we arrived, and i wheeled myself in.
-vincent the physio stopped me in my tracks and Forced me to walk in. he delivered one comfy, if ouchy >< massage. most ouchy award for today goes to my left leg (i think it always wins) and my left shoulder. there wasn't any music in the CD player this time - vincent the physio explained that his computer had crashed - and he commented that i recently had become afraid to flip over so he can get at my back - well, i don't wanna flip too far and fall off the bed! ><
-afterwards, he snapped my splint and left shoe back on, and Forced me to walk back outside, where bernie was already waiting. i sat back down in sparkless, we said our thanks and byes, and i wheeled myself back out.
-actually, we went to coles, coz PIG mum had asked bernie to buy her a carton of no-fat milk. bernie stopped to pick up a packet or 2 of snickers pods on the way. hey, that can go on my bday wishlist! it's due out on the 1st march. and i want twix pods, not snickers. em is allergic to peanuts. ><
-we paid, i wheeled myself back to the car, and bernie tootled us home. she listens to triple M or J, which has one thing over 4KQ - it's got news on the half-hour, not the hour.
-PIG mum met us at the garage, and gleefully Forced me to walk in. i went to the toilet first, meaning that of course she got to force me to dak myself and pull my trousers back up afterwards. then she gleefully Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand, b4 she happily Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-bernie rocked off at 7pm, half an hour early! coz she didn't arrive till 3:30. she lives at wynum manly (i can't spell, sorry) and she and claudia will be having chicken burritos for dinner. i want to try one too!
-i wanted to pop online and continue keep typing this blog but PIG mum refused, instead forcing me on another 20-25mins of OT left hand exercises. i complied.
-cool, i finished in time! PIG mum says i'm WAY over time. i beg to differ! but oh well. news and naruto will have to be a thing of tomorrow. and toms, we've got a lunch date with mrs. dent at la porchetta! yummy!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. umm ... it says if i press ctrl and p it'll publish, how come when i do that it offers to print? :P
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.P.S. a new thing to remember - PIG mum DEMANDS that my right leg must be kept on the footplate while i'm in sparky. well, i'll try to remember!