christmas day post

hmm ... first up ... oh, that's right! :P MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! and for those of you that are culturally sensitive, SEASONS GREETINGS!!!!!! :P
righteo, today dad and PIG mum Forced me to plod 2075 steps. and since it's a thursday, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom from the fridge after i drank my nightly cup of milk.
2. after my right hand took the first rinse, PIG mum Forced my left hand to rinse together with my right hand 4x to make up for it.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk over and dry them both.
4. PIG mum Forced me to walk over to the loo.
5. PIG mum forced me to yank my own daks down for a tinkle. actually, because i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable :P she kindly yanked them back up for me.
6. PIG mum Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum Forced me to walk back to bed.
8. still no pull-up pants. >< but thankfully, a dry night!
hey, no spotty points, coz today's an EVENT! well, let's go!
well, i snored happily this morning. when PIG mum came to dig me up, i bid her a very merry christmas first. then, she got me kitted, b4 she happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :Pi kissed my dearest dad a very merry christmas, and in return he gave me a container to spit out my mouth splint, a glass of water to drink, and my breakfast - a plece of small bread with a little marg and jam, and a plain glass of milk. all gobbled up, parents happily Forced me to walk to the car, where off to church we tootled, listening to jacky cheung. once we arrived at church, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in. i took a seat - and service started. too bad, we didn't get to sing 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' :P but i did sing a few harmonies to some of the other hymns we sang. Speaker today was uncle stephen SK lam. to be honest, i thought wells was translating for him - but i guess i must've heard wrong. we then heard the littlies sing 3 christmas carols - yancey played the violin - and then UF sang too! service over, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back outside. DEAR JULZ GAVE ME A CHRISTMAS CARD, AND EVEN BETTER - AUNTY BRENDA GAVE ME A PRESENT! SO I'LL DEFINITELY LOOK FORWARD TO UNWRAPPING THAT TOMS! eep, sorry, shrieking. >< so we tootled back home, jacky cheung still in the CD player. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in, and i delivered a stinky unspeakable. back out, i remember dad promising me that he'd cook some eggs and ham for lunch, but i guess i must have mud clogging up my ears coz when i asked him to please whip some up, he refused, saying if i wanted to eat it, i could jolly well go do it myself. well, i MIGHT be able to do it, but i wasn't really sure, so i didn't really try. so i was going to settle for 3 dumplings made by us from some really nice aunty. i'd even gone to the fridge myself, opened the door myself, got out the soya sauce myself, closed the door myself, gone back to the gobbling table :P placed the soya sauce on the table, and even opened the soya sauce by myself, only to have dad suddenly snatch it away and place it out of my reach for some reason. meaning they happily Forced me to walk a few steps over to get it, then happily Forced me to walk back a few steps to the table to sit down and eat it. PIG mum grudgingly gave me half a drop of soya sauce to go with it, and i flushed it down with a glass of plain milk. then my parents decided that it was time for me to have a nap, so i complied. first though, i went to the bathroom. it goes without saying that PIG mum forced me to lower my own trousers, forced me to yank them back up -am being summoned to dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 6:41pm
*burp* back now! time is now 7:36pm, and dinner tonight: smoky jie jie's scrumptious chicken tonight in white sauce with pasta, and 3 or so pieces of yummy pork, and approx the same of crunchy broccoli. oh, and a few chunks of king salmon - and guess what? it's white, not pink!i couldn't resist and asked aunty anne - the head chef; smoky says she's only the 'sous' chef, or sth like that - where all the queen salmon had gone :P well, apparently they haven't been discovered yet :P i tootled back online to finish my blog, with the promise of lemon - or was it strawberry? - cheesecake for dessert - yum! so, where was i?
oh. Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me back to my room, where she ordered me to nap. so i pigged away :P i did wake up once to call dad (well, actually, i called mum, but it was dad who answered) who let me go in the pot once. PIG mum came to dig me up after dear pole plop rang her, she got me kitted then happily Forced me to walk out to the TV. actually, pole met us in the hallway, and we settled down to watch my newest westlife DVD, from jellybean. wow - it was like 85000 ppl at croke park!my favourites were 'unbreakable' and 'us against the world'. i invited pole's family to PIG mum's bday bash toms, then we decided that we'd watch the extras of the DVD when she and her family rocked up to PIG mum's birthday bash toms. when dear pole left, mum switched me to a shower chair, and i thought i was going to have a shower. but once she heard that i wanted to pee, PIG mum gleefully stopped where she was - approximately the couch - and happily Forced me to walk in. she of course forced me to pull my own daks down and back up again afterwards, b4 she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully Forced me to walk back to the showerchair. i went in for a shower - no hairwash or facewash today. but i note that PIG mum forced my left hand to scrub various parts of my body (e.g. right arm, right armpit, left calf, left thigh, and left foot) somewhere between 80 - 130x. after forcing me to put on my own crop top and tee, PIG mum wheeled me into the bathroom, all the while having a tirade at me on what a USELESS person to society i am. i think i'm subjected to about one a week. i had a tinkle, then PIG mum got me out and redressed me, forcing me to also put on my own knickers and trousers. then she switched me back into sparky. i wrote out 2 christmas cards - one for smoky's family, and one for aunty A. then i tootled online briefly until everyone came. dear dad got me to plug in the blue christmas lights he had bought for me after i'd commented on wanting some in the aftermath of us and aunty a going to see the christmas lights. then, we traded presents - but i'm not opening mine till toms! - b4 dinner was called.
anyways, so ends for me a great day! hopefully toms will be just as fantastic - although you'll prolly have to wait till the 27th to read about it! me going for an episode or chapter of naruto now!
cheers,
em. ^^
p.s. I SAID I'D PUT OUT MY CHRISTMAS WISHLIST ONCE MORE ON XMAS - sorry, shrieking again. >< day, so here comes!
-a box of weetbix! but this wish has already been filled by dear kwany, who also gave me sth else i wanted from santa too!
-and that is, some glow in the dark stars for my room!
-this one's been fulfilled as well! westlife's "10 years of westlife" DVD, much thanks to jellybean for it!
-a PIG mum, to go with my daddy bear!
-a fun pack of cereal, but if that's too hard, a box of frosties will be fantastic as well!
-a teddy bear. but if K2 counts as one, that's another thing to thank kwany for!
-a wii game - i'm thinking wii music sounds good? but any would be good, really.
-i'd love a new book. has raymond e. feist or janny wurts written anything new lately?
-ok santa, remember to be nice! i'll be very pooped indeed if all i get is a lump of coal! :P
-a final hehe to poor vicky, who wandered up this way looking for the bathroom, then said, "umm... why are there 3 doors?" lol. one's the bathroom, the other's the cupboard, and the last one is to my room! haha!
P.P.S. whoops, almost forgot - happy birthday, jesus. you're only like 2013 years old now, give or take.
P.P.P.S. PIG mum ordered me to test the chow sister's singing range. turns out, both sharon and vicky are altos, but i think kathy has the potential to be a soprano. good news? i can still shriek up to a high C! hehe~~ but aunty A and PIG mum tell me that i should stick to being an alto, that i have an aptitude for it.
P.P.P.P.P.S. PIG mum keeps wrenching/tearing my left thumb out of my fist. oh well.