wednesday post

good afternoon, all! PIG mum forced em to plod 1499 or 1699 steps today; sorry, i forgot which number exactly, but it's one of those two figures, i'm pretty sure.ok, i said i usually type everything out once on a thursday, but since i'll be going to the mater toms, i'd better type it out today instead:
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom after i drank my bedtime milk.
2. because my right hand chose to rinse the first mouthful, PIG mum forced my left hand, along with my right hand, to rinse 4x afterwards.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum happily Forced me over to dry both of them.
4. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the loo.
5. PIG mum forced me to pull down my own pants. the strange thing is, she oulled them back up for me afterwards, even though i didn't do a stinky or anything.
6. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to bed.
-the last thing, i'm happy/relieved to report a dry night. hope i can keep this up! anyways, here come's the day's spotty points! :P
-dear dad came in to kiss me byebye, and since he couldn't find my silly daddy bear, he gave dear rainbow a peck instead.
-PIG mum came to shovel :P me up, and i went in the pot :P once.
-i got kitted, then PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast this morning was just a glass of plain milk.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to sunnybank private we tootled, listening to jacky cheung's 'white' CD. well, it was that or 'black'. it's the one of all mandarin songs.
-i was gratefully swapped into sparkless upon arrival, and wheeled myself in, PIG mum kindly lending some steering.
-i went to the loo once. actually, there were no disabled toilets, for some reason. but the single toilet was too narrow to fit sparkless in, meaning PIG mum got to happily Force me to walk a few steps in, and back out, after a tinkle.
-i washed and dried my right hand, then wheeled myself back out to the waiting area.
-hey, how cool is this? there's a list of doctors hanging on the wall, and one of them is dr. 'piyoosh'! haha:P bet he's indian!
-my turn, and i wheeled myself in. the person on the machine, her name was 'leah' and she said i'd remember it as 'leaHAHAHA'! hehe~
-the CT/CAT scan was really very quick, like, less than 15-20mins, i think.
-leahahaha :P placed me back into sparkless, and i wheeled myself back out.
-i went to the loo once more, meaning PIG mum happily got to Force me to walk a few steps in and happily Force me to walk a few steps out.
-i wheeled myself back out, and read a motorcycle mag for awhile as we were waiting for my report. PIG mum went next door briefly to buy me some eye goo.
-we picked up our report, then i wheeled myself back to the car. PIG mum kindly agreed to my request to go to 'dong fong'/ sunnybank oriental for lunch.
PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when she arrived.
-the 'A' and 'B' meals were no good for me, as for A, i don't like coconut and B i can't eat spicy food, so i got a spaghetti meal with chicken and onion and a cold milk tea, while PIG mum got a B meal with an iced lemon tea.
-we saw letty and family!
-lunch all gobbled up, we said bye to letty's family, and PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to the car.
-we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung. good news? PIG mum's promised me that i can listen to westlife toms when we go to the mater.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when we got back home. she also forced me to dank and un-dak myself, BTW. then she happily Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, and happily Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-dear dad rang :) but i forgot where he is now, sorry.
-i tootled online. it should be near 2 hrs by the time bernadette gets here.
-well, that's all from me for awhile, folks. i'll be going into the mater toms, and god willing, won't be coming out in a coffin! >< hope i'll be able to be out for PIG mum's bday on boxing day, too! please do come visit me if you have the time, and if god really does decide to end my life there, please remember to be nice to my parents. but especially my dear dad, coz i know PIG mum's made of stronger stuff than him. hope to see you all soon!
love,
em. ^^
P.S. uncle yuk tai's just rang, and apparently i don't have to be at the mater till 11:30am toms. great! me bags the right to be a happy pig toms!
P.P.S. just curious ... i wonder if they have internet access at the mater? if so, i must ask my parents to bring in laptoppy for me!
P.P.P.S. yay! i think PIG mum promised to take me to dinner at sizzler's tonight! i've already decided, i want a malibu chicken. yumyum! and b4 i have to start fasting at 6am toms, i think PIG mum's promised to bring me half a glass of chocolate nesquik and half a glass of plain milk. thankee! :)
P.P.P.P.S. *exasperated sigh* coda is a failure. AGAIN >< that's twice this week already, and it's only a wednesday! ><