monday post7

yo! so, i have only plodded 594 steps so far, but mum says aunty yvonne will come over soon, and help me plod more. anyways, first things first: a great big THANKEE!!!!!!!!! goes out to pole and kwany, who commented about how i managed to take myself to the loo and back without murdering myself :P i admit, i am relieved that i am still here today to write about it, and it's not my mum sending out funeral invitations :P but a question for you, kwany: in your comment, i understood what you said by plus oil, but umm ... what's plus B?
anyways, back to today: daddy bear was a content bear this morning, the sleepy thing didn't even bother opening his eyes to say,"good morning, emmy, i'm happy, coz dear daddy gave us BOTH a bye bye kiss this morning. and goodnite!" and so resumed his loud snoring :P
anyways, mum came to dig me up, i shooed her away, mumbling,"4 more mins .... zzz" so after my extra 240 seconds, mum dug me up. i did an unspeakable in the pot :P and mum got me kitted in socks, old splint and shoes. actually, someone's rang and said that my new splint from goodwill orthopaedics is all done, and ready to be picked up, so we'll go pick it up sometime this week, me thinks. i wonder how rod's extra toes and decapitated second head are doing, in the freezer :P anyways, ding dong! aunty frances arrived. so, she just watched as mum FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling table :P breakfast today was a yummy sausage bun - of course, i ate all the bread first, and aunty frances tells me that her son, who's 19 turning 20 in janurary soes the same as me - b4 tackling the yummy sausage. that i flushed down with a yummy cup of cold chocolate nesquik. phone's ringing - some australian person, i guess it's jo from coda. she said someone called 'carol' is coming today, and someone else called 'lisa' will come toms. thankee, ladies!anyways, poo poo - ijust tried ringing dear dad, but he must be busy. :( oh well, i think - and hope - that he'll ring us back! so, aunty frances then grabbed me for a good 40mins of arm and leg exercises - e.g. grapey squeezy ball, squeezing my thighs together, lifting my left knee to touch her hand, theraplaydough:P, bowling cups, putting my hands together - for some reason, my left thumb MUST be on top of my right thumb, but i dunno why. beats me, but no real biggie. anyways, i can hear the garage door opening - dear dad's home - yay!!!!!1anyways, he came in, gave me a kiss. ^^ i remarked to him," um dad, why do you smell like shallots?" easy answer - he's carrying a bag full of them! lol, so i expect we'll be eating some fish soon for dinner. anyways, remember to pray for poor pig mum, who's feeling dizzy/crook, and my beloved grandma, who rang mum crying after aunty tammy showed her photos of me sitting in a wheelchair. anyways, exercises all done - and yes, while aunty frances told me she has patients that do a far lot LESS exercises than me, she also said there were patients who had to do a far lot MORE than me. fair enough, then. that makes me feel better compared with what kerry told me, that i'm her ONLY client/patient that has to do ANY. anyways, dear dad has just left to go back to work, and pig mum has successfully made it back into the house, after cheeky dad locked her out of thouse! lol :P anyways, this morning i was the champion, sneezing and snuffling my way through breakfast, but now i've very happily relinquished that to poor pig mum.
so, after the 40mins worth of arm and leg exercises, aunty frances helped me walk to the sofa, where i settled down for nine's morning news first, then seven's. actually, doorbell's rang, which means aunty yvonne's here, so i'll be back on later. bye! time is now ... 1:33pm
greetings again! well, it is 2:33 pm right now, so a full hour has passed and i have done quite a lot! :P anyways, when aunty yvonne arrived, and i told her i needed to go to the bathroom, so aunty yvonne helped me in there. i sat down for a stinky unspeakable number two :P when i was done, i called for pig mum. thanks to her who helped me wipe, then she got me back up, yanked my daks up for me too, then FORCED :( me to walk over to the basin and wash my hands. hand all clean, she then FORCED :( me to walk back outside, where she gave me back to aunty yvonne, where we started a few laps of sideways walking. good news? aunty yvonne said i had improved, and not only that, but i didn't step on her poor toes!^^ (remember, chinese people generally take their shoes off when coming into sombody's home.)
anyways, time to go, we said our byes and thanks to aunty yvonne, who's going to pick up jacinta from stinkerville now :P then they're going to BSF. yup, turns out that there's even a program for primary school kids! so mum forced me to stand and lock the flyscreen, then she closed and locked our big main door. then, mum FORCED :( me to walk back to sparky, where i tootled online. mum then rang someone to tell them that she wasn't free for lunch this ... friday, i think it was, coz i have a follow-up appointment with some doctor at the PA. oh, and that my new cool blue tornado boot is ready to be picked up. i wonder if i can pester rod - i keep thinking that his name is ned>< - to show me his extra toes!:P lol, i doubt it though. so, if i recall correctly, we should be picking that up on wed/thur. fingers crossed that it works!
last thing, remember to keep britt lapthorne and her family in my prayers tonight. poor thing - i wonder if they're going to discover how she died ... rest in peace, britt.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. whoops, i forgot! my final plodding total for monday now is ... 1068. good, i hope! righteo, bye!