saturday post9

yo! so, i have only been FORCED :( plod 1074 steps so far, but rest assured that there will be more. but i'll be back on later tonight anyway, so oh well.
anyways, it was great watching house last night! uncle toby watched it with me, and told me that they dub it into canto for them! lol, i'd love to watch that... anyways, the guy was a painter who went strange; turns out that he had a HUGE! hairball inside of him! so my favourite line of the night comes from chase; who after surgically removing it, says, "that's why i don't let cameron buy a pet puppy/kitten." lol!
anyways, dear daddy bear was a happy chappy all night, coz not only did dear daddy give him a goodbye kiss this morning, he even gave daddy bear a good nite kiss last night! so that's one happy bear i sleep with now. to be honest, i'm waiting for the return of my beloved bear bear, but mum hasn't seen fit to give him a shower yet. oh well, i guess the weather's still too cloudy/overcast for that.
so, mum woke me up this morning. i did an unspeakable :P then she got me kitted up. actually, she forced me to put my own socks on, and knickers too, but thanks muchly to pig mum who helped me with my trousers, old splint and shoes.
anyways, after declaring me presentable for the day, mum clipped my pedometer onto me and FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling table :P then she FORCED :( me to walk to the sink, where i spat out my mouth splint and filled a small plastic container to put it in. mum then FORCED :( me to walk to the fridge to get my own milk, b4 forcing me to uncap, pour and recap my own glass. then, mum FORCED :( me to put the milk back into the freezer, before she FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling table :P where she threw down my yummy sausage bun for me. actually, i note that she didn't microwave it for me at all; i guess the weather's getting a bit too hot for her to consider doing that. so i enjoyed my sausage bun and plain glass of milk, then i settled down to read awhile. janny wurts is seriously a good author! then, at 11:30, i asked mum to please turn the news on for me and pass me my chair; well, i guess i should be thankful that she DID turn the TV on! and 'scuse me, i just went to honk my leaky nose. ><"but mum chose instead to FORCE :( me to walk to the TV to watch 7's morning news; i finished that with ABC's news. but oh dear, poor telstra's shares are down another 4 cents! they're like at $4.04 or sth like that. anyways, mum's just complained that i type too slowly. well, SORR--EE! sheesh :P so, after ABC's midday news, i needed to pee, so mum FORCED :( me to walk to the loo, FORCED :( me to go wash my hands after, then FORCED :( me to walk back to the kitchen benchtop, where i prepared my own yummy chicken kebab for lunch. i.e. mum forced me to get my own wrap out, she also forced me to spread my own mayo and spread my own cheese. then she FORCED :( me to walk over to the toaster to put my kebab in for roasting :P then, while it was roasting, mum FRCED :( me to walk and get my own milk, and - phew! doorbell's rang; it must mean kerry's here, yay! actually, um, it's not kerry ... some other woman. oh well, i'll be back later then, bye! time is now 3:06 pm.

hello again! so, it's now 8:08 pm, and my new and final total for saturday is now ... 3549. trust me, am plodding hard. ^!^!
firstly, i just wanna say that october is now satisfied! see, a big big thanks goes to kwany for the nice comment - so keep'em coming, please! and yes, kwany, i do promise to put my black and white UF camp photos up soon. b4 the end of the year, anyways, i promise :P
anyways, i just noted that i've been typing about the wrong day, actually. i mean, today IS saturday, after all. ^^
so, sat: i woke up, dad got me kitted then FORCED :( me to walk out to a nearby chair which i plonked my bum on. :P mum forced me to drink a full glass of water and also kindly gave me half a glass of milk, then she FORCED :( me to walk out to the car. we all piled in, then dad drove us to the airport. on the way, i pleaded with dad to stop by at the next petrol station coz nature was calling, DESPERATELY, and dad said, "ok. gimme 10 mins." why, oh why, did i therefore count TWENTY-FIVE mins b4 we actually pulled up at the airport? >< anyways, dad dropped mum and i off first, mum FORCED :( me to walk to the loo, where i very gratefully released a long pee. *sigh* but trust dear pig mum to insult me, claiming, "gee em, as if that was a long pee." well, in my defence, i claim that pee does not always tinkle, it is SILENT. :P but i digress. anyways, mum then FORCED :( me to walk over and wash my hands - hey, another showerhead - how cool! then she FORCED :( me to walk back out, where i plonked my bum on a sofa, only to have dad come back and say, "hey, better seats over there." so, poor me dragged up again, and FORCED :( to walk to the new seats. then, mum went to buy us some breakkie - hey, i never knew subway came with ham and eggs! :P so i snapped a few bites, and we sat back to wait for uncle toby and aunty tammy to come back. they did, we snapped a few more photos, before it was time to see them off at the depature gate. so dad FORCED :( me to walk over with them and say bye; i did, and we exchanged hugs too. they disapeered and dad then FORCED :( me to walk over to the overhang, where we can see the departees. i must've stood there and pleaded him for a chair for 5-10mins to seat my poor, tired and sore legs b4 i finally got to sit down. we scanned the terminal for a great many minutes, but to no avail, so dad finally gave up and FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to the car, us catching a lift on the way. so we tootled home, me listening to westlife again. when we got home, mum FORCED :( me to walk into the bathroom as i needed to pee, then she FORCED :( me to walk over to wash my hands, b4 she FORCED :( me to walk back to bed, where she commanded a nap. so i hugged dear daddy bear and we snored together. he snores louder than me. :P
when i woke up, i did an unspeakable in the pot :P then dad got me kitted back in socks, old splint and shoes, before he FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling table :P my lunch was one dumpling, then, as it was like only near 2pm, dad FORCED :( me to walk back to sparky, where i tootled online for awhile. dunno why vincent the physio never turned up. anyways, lunch was one more of his yummy dumplings.like i said, dolly turned up at 3:30pm, and gave me a shower first - no hairwash today, i don't think. i did an unspeakable afterwards :P then she got me redressed and i tootled over for arvo tea. just a toasted cheese sandwhich this time - i nibbled all the crusts off first, of coure - and a cup of hot tea sweetened with just a spoonful of honey. i read awhile, dolly- lol, at first i thought her name was 'lolly'! :Pgave me a hand massage, then we started on some hand exercises. theraplaydough :P random opening and closing ones, and the squeezy grapey ball. oh, almost forgot - dolly also carved me up a juicy pear to gobble, although she declined my offer of a slice. she told me her surname also, but trust me, yup, i've forgotten it. :P we then went to practise piano, mainly left hand. at 6:55, i offered to sign the sheet for her after she took me to the loo, but she said, "nah. remember, i didn't come till 3:30? so, i don't leave till 7:30pm." so instead, we put our brains together and did a crossword! then, at 7:25pm, i really did get dolly to take me to the loo once more. and how cool is this - she's a real physio too! but her big exam is next march. i wish her the best of luck!anyways, dolly helped me walk in and out of the loo, then i went over, signed the sheet for her, and said thanks. dad saw her off, as mum also left for her girl's night out - i think she's going to michael's oriental to say bye to a leaving workmate. i wonder how she'll do with indian food... :P anyways, ding dong! and along popped uncle slam for dinner. most importantly, must remember to keep his dad in my prayers, coz the poor absent-minded man was taking a pot of boiling water to murder some icky weeds, slipped, and ... you guessed it. 2nd degree burns. ouchie! >< so i hope he gets all better soon.
anyways, uncle toby's just rang us - they've made it safely back to HK. yay!
anyways, i hope to see most of yous at church toms! and fingers crossed for some good lunch :P
cheers,
em. ^^