thursday post13

yo! so, i have only been FORCED :( plod 1242 steps so far, but rest assured that there will be more. but i'll be back on later tonight anyway, so oh well. N.B. yup, the number you see is already the final updated, one. i gotta go find me some good 'p' word now!
anyways, it was great watching house last night! uncle toby watched it with me, and told me that they dub it into canto for them! lol, i'd love to watch that... anyways, the guy was a painter who went strange; turns out that he had a HUGE! hairball inside of him! so my favourite line of the night comes from chase; who after surgically removing it, says, "that's why i don't let cameron buy a pet puppy/kitten." lol!
anyways, dear daddy bear was a happy chappy all night, coz not only did dear daddy give him a goodbye kiss this morning, he even gave daddy bear a good nite kiss last night! so that's one happy bear i sleep with now. to be honest, i'm waiting for the return of my beloved bear bear, but mum hasn't seen fit to give him a shower yet. oh well, i guess the weather's still too cloudy/overcast for that.
so, mum woke me up this morning. i did an unspeakable :P then she got me kitted up. actually, she forced me to put my own socks on, and knickers too, but thanks muchly to pig mum who helped me with my trousers, old splint and shoes.
anyways, after declaring me presentable for the day, mum clipped my pedometer onto me and FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling table :P then she FORCED :( me to walk to the sink, where i spat out my mouth splint and filled a small plastic container to put it in. mum then FORCED :( me to walk to the fridge to get my own milk, b4 forcing me to uncap, pour and recap my own glass. then, mum FORCED :( me to put the milk back into the freezer, before she FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling table :P where she threw down my yummy sausage bun for me. actually, i note that she didn't microwave it for me at all; i guess the weather's getting a bit too hot for her to consider doing that. so i enjoyed my sausage bun and plain glass of milk, then i settled down to read awhile. janny wurts is seriously a good author! then, at 11:30, i asked mum to please turn the news on for me and pass me my chair; well, i guess i should be thankful that she DID turn the TV on! and 'scuse me, i just went to honk my leaky nose. ><"but mum chose instead to FORCE :( me to walk to the TV to watch 7's morning news; i finished that with ABC's news. but oh dear, poor telstra's shares are down another 4 cents! they're like at $4.04 or sth like that. anyways, mum's just complained that i type too slowly. well, SORR--EE! sheesh :P so, after ABC's midday news, i needed to pee, so mum FORCED :( me to walk to the loo, FORCED :( me to go wash my hands after, then FORCED :( me to walk back to the kitchen benchtop, where i prepared my own yummy chicken kebab for lunch. i.e. mum forced me to get my own wrap out, she also forced me to spread my own mayo and spread my own cheese. then she FORCED :( me to walk over to the toaster to put my kebab in for roasting :P then, while it was roasting, mum FORCED :( me to walk and get my own milk, and - phew! doorbell's rang; it must mean kerry's here, yay! actually, um, it's not kerry ... so other woman. oh well, i'll be back later then, bye! time is now 3:06 pm.
hello again! well, it's now 7:07pm, and i'm back!
anyways, turns out that 'some other woman' was alma, a 27 year old woman from india, aka my carer for today! so, she gave me a shower first - hairwash today - and i went to do a stinky unspeakable :P afterwards. then alma redressed me in socks, splint and shoes, transferred me back to sparky, and i tootled over for some arvo tea. same as breakkie, actually - my 2nd sausage bun of the day! yumyum~~~thanks to mum who also made me a hot chocolate nesquik - and it didn't taste watered-down at all! *shock gasp of horror*:P but time to get going, mum FORCED :( me to walk to the car - only she realised roundabouts my bedroom that she had forgotten my colourful socks! lol. so mum whipped them back on, as alma took the opportunity to use the bathroom. all done, mum FORCED :( me to walk to the car, where off to vincent's we tootled. to be honest, i think mum was a bit CRUEL, as she intentionally left my wheelchair back in the garage. so, when we got to unique physiotherapy, mum FORCED :( me to walk in, and left me with a gossip mag. vincent the physio had me walk in, gave me a nice massage - my left leg yells that it hurts most today - and had me walk out. he says he'll bring me my shallot flavoured pancake and a dumpling toms. actually, it wasmeant to be 2 dumplings, but one of my legs - i suspect the left - kicked him, so now it's only 1. still, not bad! a shallot-flavoured pancake and a dumpling, that'll do me for dinner toms night! :P so, vincent the physio gave me back to mum, who promptly FORCED :( me to walk back out to the car. mum and alma piled in, and off we tootled home, me complaining of a full bladder. actually, i admit, at first, i thought alma's name was almond! lol... she's actually also a hairdresser, and has a 2yr old boy who lives back in india with her parents (his grandparents) so, we got home, mum FORCED :( me to walk in to the loo. i thankfully had a long pee :P then mum FORCED :( to walk the few steps to wash my right hand, then FORCED :( me all the way back to the couch where we settled down to watch 7's 6pm news. bad news - telstra shares have plummeted AGAIN >< they're like at $4.04 or sth similar! >< anyways, once the news was over, mum FORCED :( me to walk to the bike, where she promptly forced me to ride 300-odd rounds. anyways, if she keeps this up, she'll owe 30000 by sunday. anyways, once i finished biking, i hopped off, and mum FORCED :( me to walk overto the table to sign a sheet for alma. we said our thanks - hey, garage door's just opened! yay, dear dad's home!
anyways, we said our thanks- mum came back to force me to drink another full glass of water - then she FORCED :( me to walk back to sparky. anyways, today, aunty tammy and uncle toby went to lone pine, then southbank and the botanic gardens. hope they had fun!
anyways, it's thursday, so you'll hear from me toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. woah - i can't believe i almost forgot to note down how many steps mum FORCED :( me to walk today! so, the grand total for thursday is ... 1242. bye!