HAPPY NEW YEAR, everyone! may 2009 be a safe and prosperous year for you all and your families! i'm pretty sure you can only say it as 'happy new year'. unlike for xmas, where i typed out 'seasons greetings' as well, i'm pretty sure there's no culturally sensitive people that would take offence at 'happy new year'. but if so, my sincerest apologies. :P firstly, my parents forced me to plod 1565 steps today. i hope that's a good start to the year! secondly, coz it's a thursday, i can type everything out once in full:P
1. parents Forced me to walk up the stairs.
2. after my right hand had taken the initial pre-brush rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse with my right hand 4x to make up for it.
3. after washing and drying both hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the toilet.
4. after a tinkle, PIG mum Forced me to walk back to the bathroom to wash and dry my right hand.
5. PIG mum then Forced me to walk back to my room.
6. still no pull-up pants. *sigh* but thankfully, a dry night. hope it can continue for the rest of the week!
7. PIG mum forces me to dak and un-dak myself when i need to use the pot :P at night.
8. this morning, PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom. she says i haveta start brushing my teeth in the mornings again, coz i've got a very sensitive tooth in my upper right jaw, and PIG mum fears it's already dead. but just in case, she still gives me the colgate (why is it pronounced 'colOgate', anyways? :P) sensitive teethpaste :P to use.
9. again, coz i took the first initial pre-brush rinse with my right hand, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse together with my right hand 4x to make up for it. oh well, i don't really care. it's not that much of a biggie. just leaves my mouth cleaner.
anyways, coz it's an 'event' today, it means i can type it out in full again! :P so ...
i was a happy pig this morning, cuddling my beloved bear bear and my silly daddy bear to sleep. chilli sausage was stuffed at the side to prevent objects like my alarm clock and my box of tissues from falling under the bed. funny thing is, my beloved dad calls my chilli sausage 'chilli PIG sausage' :P well, it's a good name for him, i reckon :P but my poor bear bear, he must have epilepsy, coz after watching the new year's fireworks with me, he spent the whole night - that is, past 3am - twitching! so the poor thing is tired now, and is curled up on my bed having a much-needed snooze. dear dad came in this morning and let me go once in the pot, then i kept happily snoring as he rocked off to aunty a's to install her new TV. apparently he can't get channel 10 on it, or sth. dunno why, beats me. i called once for PIG mum to let me go in the pot :P then i decided at 11am it really wouldn't do to sleep past midday of the first day of the year! so i called for PIG mum again, who crawled into bed with me for awhile, reminding me that b4 i got sick, i used to study in my room all the time, and she'd come up and steal a snooze on my bed as i studied. anyways, i went once more to the loo, then thanks to PIG mum who got me kitted, stuck my pedometer onto me, then happily Forced me to walk to the bathroom. like i've already mentioned, after my right hand took the initial pre-brush rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse with my right hand 4x to make up for it. as i've already said, i don't really know why, but oh well. dad rang to say that he was coming home, and that he'd called aunty a to have lunch with us at plaza. so PIG mum pushed :P me tumbling down the stairs :P and happily Forced me to walk to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint. actually, my bad ... i think i forgot to wear it last night. ><"PIG mum forgot to remind me too ... then she gave me a cup, forced me to fill it full with water, then forced me to drink it all. again, i forgot, i've no idea why it's necessary. i mean, i've never seen PIG mum or dad do it b4. oh well,. anyways, then dad took over, and Forced me to walk to the car. the parents tumbled :P in, and off we rocked to laza, luistening to westlife. luckily, on arrival, dad heard and heeded my plea to park underground, which saved me from a long - but thankfully, no longer painful - walk uphill. PIG mum kindly pushed some trolleys out of the way, and dear dad parked. parents then happily Forced me to walk into the mall; the three of us catching an escalator up on the way. we said our happy new year's to aunty a, i gratefully planted my bum on a seat, then everyone went lunch buying, leaving me to guard- well, me. :p aunty a returned with a beef and lamb kebab, no extras, in garlic sauce and an OJ, dad returned with a snackbox for me - i'd asked for a 2 piece feed, sigh. guess it just means i'll have to keep asking for it every week until i get it, then i'll alternate with a kebab. dad got himself a colonel - anyone know why it's pronounced 'kernel'? burger, and shared approx 1/3 or 1/4 with me after i'd finished my drumstick - surprise! he forgot to tear the skin off! - and asked for my second piece, please. mum herself got a chicken kebab, with yummy mayo, and let me have 2 or 3 chomps out of it too! thanks, mum. :) some guy that knew aunty a stopped for a chat - and dad later returned with a large OJ for us to share. i promise, i only took max, 3 slurps of it! PIG mum kindly ripped open the plastic of the cup for me, so i could get all the pudding and the ice - and then complain to PIG mum that my mouth was frozen. :P anyways, time to go, parents happily Forced me to walk back down to where the car was parked. we tootled home, still listening to westlife. dad drove a detour round to uncle colbert's so we could admire all the work he's done on their garden. anyways, once home, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk inside. i went first to the bathroom, meaning she also got to force me to lower and pull back up my daks. then she gleefully Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 happily Forcing me to walk back to sparky. she gave me a full glass of water to slurp as she went to flick the computer for me. dear dad's gone to uncle colbert's to keep doing their garden - hey, does he get to charge extra coz it's a public holiday? i dunno when PIG mum will gimme a shower - i also dunno how many times she'll force my left hand to scrub various parts of my body! well, last time coda/staffing options failed us, it was somewhere between 80 - 130x. like i've explaibned, if you just lend me a hand and help me scrub my back and my right arm, i can manage the rest! but if that's what makes PIG mum happy, oh well. what she says, goes.
i've just asked PIG mum if we can ring aunty a and invite her over to dinner, but PIG mum says to wait until 5:30, coz she's prolly having some pig time right now. and i think she's on call, too!
anyways, i'm just having a chat to kylie right now - most of her family are in the UK! so, now i'm off for an episode or two of naruto, then ... mm, i dunno. the news?
anyways, will bid a 'welcome back' to the dot points toms!
cheers,
em. !^^
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
wednesday post
good afternoon, all! anyways, PIG mum dragged em to plod – oops, alma/aman is here now, so I gotta go! Time is now … 2:59pm. Well, they’re just chatting right now. Bye bye!
well, it is now good evening, as it is now 7:20pm. so, where was i?
oh. PIG mum dragged em a-walking 1340 steps today. and, concerning last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out yesterday (which, if i remember correctly, was:"just repeat everything i typed out on thursday' :P)
so, i would start on the day's spotty points :P but since it's new years eve, i'm using the excuse that it's an 'event' and grabbing the chance to type it all out in full! :P so, here we go!
PIG mum let me go once in the pot this morning. there really shouldn't be any surprise that she forced me to un and re-dak myself as well. so i snored happily away, one arm over my beloved bear, and one arm over my chilli sausage. shh, but i think my daddy bear's starting to get jealous. :P so i heard dr. lee come and go with my christmas present (1. i gotta remember to email him a thankyou, merry christmas, and happy new year card; and 2. if i get the chance tonight, i must pop onto my LJ to write on what i got for xmas!) and i also heard aunty anne pop in for a visit. but i snored till 11:55am, b4 deciding that it wouldn't really do to sleep past midday on the last day of the year! and called for PIG mum, who came, let me go in the pot :p once, then got me kitted for the day. but again, i forgot what she helped me with and what she forced me to do, although i'm fairly certain that there was a bit of both. anyways, at the end, PIG mum clipped the pedometer to me, then happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table. :P there, i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of water, and washed and dried my hands. brunch for me today was last night's leftovers, ie. lotsa wombok and beef. it goes without saying that PIG mum forced my left hand to hang onto the bowl while i ate. i washed it down with a plain glass of milk. well, it was either that, or a glass of chocolate nesquik. after brunch, i read my janny wurts novel for awhile, as PIG mum went to flip the aircon on in my room, coz i told her i wanted to hike up there once to bid all my stuff a happy new year. so she dragged me up the stairs - i think there's approx 17 steps total - and i flopped on my bed as PIG mum kindly brought up my beloved bear bear and daddy bear. but daddy bear, the insolent thing, said he didn't likemy room colour! apparently, he prefers the room to be more HIS colour, a bronzey brown sort of colour. huh, the nerve! :P so PIG mum kindly let me have a lounge up there as she went about doing some housework. she also handed me the lovely red photo album the kawashoos had made me when i went to japan in 2003. which reminds me, if i have the chance to toms, i want to write them a letter! :P i doubt if they remember me, really. :Panyways, while i was up there, dearest dad came home briefly to microwave his lunch b4 rocking off to work again. but apparently, it's ridiculously hot outside today, so i hope he's keeping well hydrated! anyways, i needed to pee, so PIG mum dragged me to the loo and to wash my hands, b4 i FELL down the stairs into a heap. :p no, seriously, i WALKED. sheesh! :p anyways, PIG mum then forced me to do like 20mins of OT hand exercises, b4 she allowed me to pop online and await alma's arrival, mega-early, at 2:45pm. then she rocked off to pay for my new glasses - honestly, i'm starting to wonder if they'll arrive b4 my BDAY. :P alma gave me a shower first - TWO hairwashes today! apparently,the first time didn't get eid of all the dandruff, so she went a-scrubbing again.
sorry, dad's summoning me to tea - so i'll be back later, ok? time is now ... 8:01pm.
*burp* it's 8:18pm now, and dinner tonight: rice, loads of wombok, and 2 pieces of ham. and 2 tiny pieces of mushroom, too! i admit, at first, i told dad, 'eww, dad! why are there BUGS in my rice?!" lol :P anyways, uncle toby just rang! turns out PIG mum WAS awake after all - she answered it too! i grabbed the phone to wish him, aunty tammy and lorraine a great 2009, and told uncle toby that i'd just practised the 'grabbing watermelon' technique only today! lol, just don't ask how long i HAVEN'T practised it :P *innocent look* :P actually, i better remember to send them a e-card after i finish typing out this post!oh, and thanks to PIG mum who kindly poured me a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. anyways, where was i?
hehe - i just went over to the TV; PIG mum and dear dad are watching the telly for the early fireworks, but there's none! o_O oh well, i guess we've already missed it. so, back to my day:
alma took me to the loo after my shower, where i delivered a stinky unspeakable :P so much thanks to her who helped me wipe. then i got redressed and swapped back to sparky. i tootled over for some arvo tea: a toasted cheese, ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. too bad, there was only 1 slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin for my tastes, but oh well. i'll take it when i can get it. oh, and a yummy cup of tetley's british blend, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey. then i read for awhile, b4 alma gave my left hand/arm a massage and grabbed me on my second lot of 20 mins worth of hand exercises. at just b4 6pm, i flicked off the aircon and alma cut me up a pear, of which i shared a slice with her, of course. cool - dear dad's told me that the early fireworks are at 9pm, which is in 10mins time, so will tootle over soon to wait for them. so, we went for 7's 6pm news at 6pm, first watching some lucky person win a ridiculously large amount of money on deal or no deal. anyways, news was read out by patrick condren and talitha cummins, sport by ben davis. sorry, i've forgotten who did the weather or what the temperature will be toms, but i remember that it's going to be stormy. ok, me going for the early fireworks now - time is now ... 8:54pm
*bang!* time is now 9:12pm, and the early fireworks were great! actually, aunty no. 4 rang us, which gave me the opportunity to thank her for the cool xmas card my cousin's sent us, and to wish them all a great new year!now, returning to where i was ... once the news was over, alma stuck my socks, shoes and splint on, and took me to the loo once. lol, dad and PIG mum are having their dinner now, at like a quarter past 9! lol... oh yeah, i wanna ring my beloved grandma now. laters!lol, not quite yet - 4th aunty's just rang to get PIG mum's email addy off her. argh, but my left calf is itching dreadfully! and i can't reach it coz my splint is blocking my way. phew. much thanks to PIG mum who's taken it all off so i can give it a scratch. she's slapped some cream on, too. ok, so where was i ...? oh. i signed her off, we said our thanks and byes, and i tootled online briefly until dad called dinner, which i've already mentioned. so, 2 1/2 hrs till the new year ... i'd better reflect on the year that was:
(i'm borrowing the template i used back in 2006, BTW
uni-wise: *sigh* my 2nd year of not being back at uni. like, pole plop, janice, letty and charles have like all graduated! what can i say ... i feel useless. >< at this rate, i'll still be studying when i'm 25! >< but, must work hard on my walking, coz aunty anna (my hair snipper :P) encouraged me, saying she believed that i could return back to uni this year! i hope so too!
sporting-wise: well, seeing as i'm currently a cripple stuck to a wheelchair, my sport has been thus far limited to wii tennis. :P and wii boxing. but much thanks to aunty yvonne, who brought over a shuttle so we could have a go. i've missed it terribly! and while my poor broncos couldn't win the NRL this year - shame on you, horrile melbourne storm! and poor australia got beaten by those chicken-dancing kiwis in the rugby league world cup grand final, it was honestly very good to watch the beijing olympics on TV. go the green and gold!
politically-wise: well, i said since 2007 was 'kevin 07' 2008 should be 'i hate kevin 08' :P i wonder what next year should be?' slime kevin 09'? lol :P
spiritually-wise: in 2006, i said that it was one of the lows of my year. this year, i regret to say that it still is. i was stuck in hospital till the end of may, when i first arrived home i thanked god coz i was so grateful to be back after 1 year, 3 months and 20 days. but it took a week or so for the anger to settle in. what did i do to piss off god so much that he smote me down with a brain tumour? it's why, to this day, i still pray to percy the angel/percy the saint. sometimes i pray to them both at the same time, but like i've explained in my prayers, while i have the confidence to pray to percy the angel/saint by himself, i totally lack the confidence to pray to just god. i admit, sometimes i also sing a nasty song to god. well, not sometimes, i guess. everynight.
work-wise: *sigh* me an invalid with a dead left arm and an inability to walk? me no work.
relationship-wise: well, i'm still happy/proud to report that i'm still as close to my friends and parents as ever. when i got out of hospital, my dad would often tirade at me, ranting that i'd be separated and not allowed to live with my parents. because of that, i came up with a list of things i'd do to return to them if i was ever separated from them. PIG mum recently PROMISED me that we'd NEVER be separated, so i think i will just type it out once more than forget about it. if the need ever arises, i can just remind them to read my blog, post dated 31st dec, 2008:
If i am separated from my parents, i will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING i need to get back to them, this i so SWEAR, god and percy the angel/saint.
1. if i can walk back to them, effing fantastic. i will run back to them as fast as i am able, regardless of cuts, scrapes, bruises, insect bites and sunburn. if i can't walk, that's ok. i guess i'll just have to crawl. that's ok. it'll just take longer, that's all.
2. if i can do everything legally, that's obviously the best way to do it. but if i have to do stuff illegally in order to get back to my parents, that is exactly what i will do. i will pray to percy the angel/saint first and say sorry, then i will go right ahead and do it. i promise not to get caught, and i also promise not to commit murder unless there is absolutely no option left available to me.
3. if i have to sell my body, what can i say? i'll get used to it after awhile. but even if i have to sell my SOUL, it is a price i am willing to pay if it will get me back to my parents.
4. if my parents move overseas to get away from me, i'll stow away on a plane and fly back o them. if i can't do that, i'll stow away on a boat and float back to them. if i still ca't do that, at the very end, i guess i'll just have to take a big bottle of water and a big bottle of sunscreen, take myself to the nearest beachj, and SWIM myself back to my parents. i will eat raw seafood and seaweed to survive.
5. if a shark/whale gobbles me up, i promise to be swallowed alive and whole and not get bitten to death. then i'll fight my way out.either i get thrown up out or pooed out, i don't really care which.
6. finally, if it takes me a week to get back to them, fantastic! if it takes me a month, that's ok. if it takes me a year, i'll work hard. but even if it takes me TEN YEARS i promise to keep at it, saying, "i MUST get back to my parents. i WILL get back to my parents."
anything else-wise: umm ... well, i've found out that i've got an entire HEADFUL of dandruff? :P umm ... i also think PIG mum mentioned sth about hauling me back up to my bed to sleep tonight. if she does, golly gosh! i've MISSED my room!
the year that is to come in around half an hour, give or take:
haha, here come the new year's resolutions!
-i want to get back to uni this year. i mean, i've already missed 2yrs! ><
-i want to work things out with god. right now, at this rate, i won't be praying to him again until june.
-most importantly: I NEED TO WALK AGAIN!!!!!!!!! i mean, my parents have explained to me that you can't fit a wheelchair in HK, it's too squishy. and next dec, will be my grandma's NINETIETH (yup, 90th) bday. so i HAVE to be back on my feet in order for that to happen!
so, that sums up my year. since it's a wednesday, i'm going to beg mum for a BIG :p bowl of icecream, then i will SHRIEK :P dad out of his slumber and get him to come down watch the fireworks with us. and then, i'll hit the sack :Pgood night, all! wishing you all a FANTASTIC 2009!
cheers,
em. ^^
well, it is now good evening, as it is now 7:20pm. so, where was i?
oh. PIG mum dragged em a-walking 1340 steps today. and, concerning last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out yesterday (which, if i remember correctly, was:"just repeat everything i typed out on thursday' :P)
so, i would start on the day's spotty points :P but since it's new years eve, i'm using the excuse that it's an 'event' and grabbing the chance to type it all out in full! :P so, here we go!
PIG mum let me go once in the pot this morning. there really shouldn't be any surprise that she forced me to un and re-dak myself as well. so i snored happily away, one arm over my beloved bear, and one arm over my chilli sausage. shh, but i think my daddy bear's starting to get jealous. :P so i heard dr. lee come and go with my christmas present (1. i gotta remember to email him a thankyou, merry christmas, and happy new year card; and 2. if i get the chance tonight, i must pop onto my LJ to write on what i got for xmas!) and i also heard aunty anne pop in for a visit. but i snored till 11:55am, b4 deciding that it wouldn't really do to sleep past midday on the last day of the year! and called for PIG mum, who came, let me go in the pot :p once, then got me kitted for the day. but again, i forgot what she helped me with and what she forced me to do, although i'm fairly certain that there was a bit of both. anyways, at the end, PIG mum clipped the pedometer to me, then happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table. :P there, i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of water, and washed and dried my hands. brunch for me today was last night's leftovers, ie. lotsa wombok and beef. it goes without saying that PIG mum forced my left hand to hang onto the bowl while i ate. i washed it down with a plain glass of milk. well, it was either that, or a glass of chocolate nesquik. after brunch, i read my janny wurts novel for awhile, as PIG mum went to flip the aircon on in my room, coz i told her i wanted to hike up there once to bid all my stuff a happy new year. so she dragged me up the stairs - i think there's approx 17 steps total - and i flopped on my bed as PIG mum kindly brought up my beloved bear bear and daddy bear. but daddy bear, the insolent thing, said he didn't likemy room colour! apparently, he prefers the room to be more HIS colour, a bronzey brown sort of colour. huh, the nerve! :P so PIG mum kindly let me have a lounge up there as she went about doing some housework. she also handed me the lovely red photo album the kawashoos had made me when i went to japan in 2003. which reminds me, if i have the chance to toms, i want to write them a letter! :P i doubt if they remember me, really. :Panyways, while i was up there, dearest dad came home briefly to microwave his lunch b4 rocking off to work again. but apparently, it's ridiculously hot outside today, so i hope he's keeping well hydrated! anyways, i needed to pee, so PIG mum dragged me to the loo and to wash my hands, b4 i FELL down the stairs into a heap. :p no, seriously, i WALKED. sheesh! :p anyways, PIG mum then forced me to do like 20mins of OT hand exercises, b4 she allowed me to pop online and await alma's arrival, mega-early, at 2:45pm. then she rocked off to pay for my new glasses - honestly, i'm starting to wonder if they'll arrive b4 my BDAY. :P alma gave me a shower first - TWO hairwashes today! apparently,the first time didn't get eid of all the dandruff, so she went a-scrubbing again.
sorry, dad's summoning me to tea - so i'll be back later, ok? time is now ... 8:01pm.
*burp* it's 8:18pm now, and dinner tonight: rice, loads of wombok, and 2 pieces of ham. and 2 tiny pieces of mushroom, too! i admit, at first, i told dad, 'eww, dad! why are there BUGS in my rice?!" lol :P anyways, uncle toby just rang! turns out PIG mum WAS awake after all - she answered it too! i grabbed the phone to wish him, aunty tammy and lorraine a great 2009, and told uncle toby that i'd just practised the 'grabbing watermelon' technique only today! lol, just don't ask how long i HAVEN'T practised it :P *innocent look* :P actually, i better remember to send them a e-card after i finish typing out this post!oh, and thanks to PIG mum who kindly poured me a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. anyways, where was i?
hehe - i just went over to the TV; PIG mum and dear dad are watching the telly for the early fireworks, but there's none! o_O oh well, i guess we've already missed it. so, back to my day:
alma took me to the loo after my shower, where i delivered a stinky unspeakable :P so much thanks to her who helped me wipe. then i got redressed and swapped back to sparky. i tootled over for some arvo tea: a toasted cheese, ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. too bad, there was only 1 slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin for my tastes, but oh well. i'll take it when i can get it. oh, and a yummy cup of tetley's british blend, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey. then i read for awhile, b4 alma gave my left hand/arm a massage and grabbed me on my second lot of 20 mins worth of hand exercises. at just b4 6pm, i flicked off the aircon and alma cut me up a pear, of which i shared a slice with her, of course. cool - dear dad's told me that the early fireworks are at 9pm, which is in 10mins time, so will tootle over soon to wait for them. so, we went for 7's 6pm news at 6pm, first watching some lucky person win a ridiculously large amount of money on deal or no deal. anyways, news was read out by patrick condren and talitha cummins, sport by ben davis. sorry, i've forgotten who did the weather or what the temperature will be toms, but i remember that it's going to be stormy. ok, me going for the early fireworks now - time is now ... 8:54pm
*bang!* time is now 9:12pm, and the early fireworks were great! actually, aunty no. 4 rang us, which gave me the opportunity to thank her for the cool xmas card my cousin's sent us, and to wish them all a great new year!now, returning to where i was ... once the news was over, alma stuck my socks, shoes and splint on, and took me to the loo once. lol, dad and PIG mum are having their dinner now, at like a quarter past 9! lol... oh yeah, i wanna ring my beloved grandma now. laters!lol, not quite yet - 4th aunty's just rang to get PIG mum's email addy off her. argh, but my left calf is itching dreadfully! and i can't reach it coz my splint is blocking my way. phew. much thanks to PIG mum who's taken it all off so i can give it a scratch. she's slapped some cream on, too. ok, so where was i ...? oh. i signed her off, we said our thanks and byes, and i tootled online briefly until dad called dinner, which i've already mentioned. so, 2 1/2 hrs till the new year ... i'd better reflect on the year that was:
(i'm borrowing the template i used back in 2006, BTW
uni-wise: *sigh* my 2nd year of not being back at uni. like, pole plop, janice, letty and charles have like all graduated! what can i say ... i feel useless. >< at this rate, i'll still be studying when i'm 25! >< but, must work hard on my walking, coz aunty anna (my hair snipper :P) encouraged me, saying she believed that i could return back to uni this year! i hope so too!
sporting-wise: well, seeing as i'm currently a cripple stuck to a wheelchair, my sport has been thus far limited to wii tennis. :P and wii boxing. but much thanks to aunty yvonne, who brought over a shuttle so we could have a go. i've missed it terribly! and while my poor broncos couldn't win the NRL this year - shame on you, horrile melbourne storm! and poor australia got beaten by those chicken-dancing kiwis in the rugby league world cup grand final, it was honestly very good to watch the beijing olympics on TV. go the green and gold!
politically-wise: well, i said since 2007 was 'kevin 07' 2008 should be 'i hate kevin 08' :P i wonder what next year should be?' slime kevin 09'? lol :P
spiritually-wise: in 2006, i said that it was one of the lows of my year. this year, i regret to say that it still is. i was stuck in hospital till the end of may, when i first arrived home i thanked god coz i was so grateful to be back after 1 year, 3 months and 20 days. but it took a week or so for the anger to settle in. what did i do to piss off god so much that he smote me down with a brain tumour? it's why, to this day, i still pray to percy the angel/percy the saint. sometimes i pray to them both at the same time, but like i've explained in my prayers, while i have the confidence to pray to percy the angel/saint by himself, i totally lack the confidence to pray to just god. i admit, sometimes i also sing a nasty song to god. well, not sometimes, i guess. everynight.
work-wise: *sigh* me an invalid with a dead left arm and an inability to walk? me no work.
relationship-wise: well, i'm still happy/proud to report that i'm still as close to my friends and parents as ever. when i got out of hospital, my dad would often tirade at me, ranting that i'd be separated and not allowed to live with my parents. because of that, i came up with a list of things i'd do to return to them if i was ever separated from them. PIG mum recently PROMISED me that we'd NEVER be separated, so i think i will just type it out once more than forget about it. if the need ever arises, i can just remind them to read my blog, post dated 31st dec, 2008:
If i am separated from my parents, i will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING i need to get back to them, this i so SWEAR, god and percy the angel/saint.
1. if i can walk back to them, effing fantastic. i will run back to them as fast as i am able, regardless of cuts, scrapes, bruises, insect bites and sunburn. if i can't walk, that's ok. i guess i'll just have to crawl. that's ok. it'll just take longer, that's all.
2. if i can do everything legally, that's obviously the best way to do it. but if i have to do stuff illegally in order to get back to my parents, that is exactly what i will do. i will pray to percy the angel/saint first and say sorry, then i will go right ahead and do it. i promise not to get caught, and i also promise not to commit murder unless there is absolutely no option left available to me.
3. if i have to sell my body, what can i say? i'll get used to it after awhile. but even if i have to sell my SOUL, it is a price i am willing to pay if it will get me back to my parents.
4. if my parents move overseas to get away from me, i'll stow away on a plane and fly back o them. if i can't do that, i'll stow away on a boat and float back to them. if i still ca't do that, at the very end, i guess i'll just have to take a big bottle of water and a big bottle of sunscreen, take myself to the nearest beachj, and SWIM myself back to my parents. i will eat raw seafood and seaweed to survive.
5. if a shark/whale gobbles me up, i promise to be swallowed alive and whole and not get bitten to death. then i'll fight my way out.either i get thrown up out or pooed out, i don't really care which.
6. finally, if it takes me a week to get back to them, fantastic! if it takes me a month, that's ok. if it takes me a year, i'll work hard. but even if it takes me TEN YEARS i promise to keep at it, saying, "i MUST get back to my parents. i WILL get back to my parents."
anything else-wise: umm ... well, i've found out that i've got an entire HEADFUL of dandruff? :P umm ... i also think PIG mum mentioned sth about hauling me back up to my bed to sleep tonight. if she does, golly gosh! i've MISSED my room!
the year that is to come in around half an hour, give or take:
haha, here come the new year's resolutions!
-i want to get back to uni this year. i mean, i've already missed 2yrs! ><
-i want to work things out with god. right now, at this rate, i won't be praying to him again until june.
-most importantly: I NEED TO WALK AGAIN!!!!!!!!! i mean, my parents have explained to me that you can't fit a wheelchair in HK, it's too squishy. and next dec, will be my grandma's NINETIETH (yup, 90th) bday. so i HAVE to be back on my feet in order for that to happen!
so, that sums up my year. since it's a wednesday, i'm going to beg mum for a BIG :p bowl of icecream, then i will SHRIEK :P dad out of his slumber and get him to come down watch the fireworks with us. and then, i'll hit the sack :Pgood night, all! wishing you all a FANTASTIC 2009!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
lyrics
hello, just a quick correction b4 PIG mum boots me off to bed. i was on the official westlife website, where i learnt that the official lyrics to a line in the westlife song 'unbreakable' is actually, "swept away on a wave of emotion, OH WE'RE CAUGHT in the eye of a storm." and not "swept away on a wave of emotion, OVERCAUGHT in the eye of eye of a storm. " oops! my bad. ><"
anyways, it's 9:30 now, so PIG mum is booting me to bed. cyas all toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, it's 9:30 now, so PIG mum is booting me to bed. cyas all toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
TUesday post
hello all! ok, P[IG mum Forced em to plod 1738 steps today. mind, that's just a rough estimation, coz i admit, I was caught giving my pedometer a shake, and my PIG mum retaliated by hitting the ‘reset’ button. Anyways, my carer for today, aman is here, so I’ll bbl, ok? Time is now 3:04pm.
good evening now! time is now 6:58pm. PIG mum let alma go early, so i tootled online to chat to dear carrie and rolls :Pactually, alma's name is actually aman! ihave no idea why she gave me permission to keep calling her alma though; turns out even her name is aman!her hubby, mr. guri, was like, "uhh ... aman ... why aren't you in this card?" lol, my bad. ok, so firstly, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday. oh, with one more thing to add:
-after my poor right hand had done a perfectly good and acceptable job of yanking my daks back up after i had a tinkle, PIG mum decided to force my left hand at pulling them up as well, 2-4x. all i can do? comply.
-but thankfully, another dry night. hope i can go the whole week accident-free! anyways, spotty points :P incoming!
- i was a happy pig with my dearest bear bear and my chilli sausage this morning. i hope chilli sausage's mollified, i remembered to hug them both last night.
-PIG mum came to dig me up. i can't remember what she helped me with and what she forced me to do, but i'm fairly certain there was a bit of both. in the end, she got stuck my pedometer onto me, and happily Forced me out to the gobbling table :P
-i chose breakfast to be coco pops coco rocks, meaning PIG mum had a grand old time Forcing me to walk here and there, forcing me do do this and that. but i was finally seated to happily gobble up my brunch.
-PIG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day - a fish oil, a garlic, and a cranberry. she still hasn't managed to find the bilberry yet, though.
-i read my janny wurts book for awhile. i've learnt though, that it is apparently another HUGE sin to pick the book up and read it,and not leave it n the stand to read.
-i asked politely to be allowed online at 2pm to await alma's arrival. trust PIG mum to refuse that, instead forcing me on another long round of left hand OT exercises, culminating in a walk to the loo and back.
-since we were already there, i went to the loo. it goes without saying that PIG mum forced me to lower my own daks and yank them back up. this time though, she also forced my poor left hand to have a go yanking them up too, 2 or 3 times, after my right hand had done a perfectly acceptable job.
-i did tootle online briefly until alma came.
-sorry, PIG mum is summoning me to dinner now, i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 8:02pm
*burp* am back now!time is now 8;19pm, and dinner tonight:rice, LOADS of wombok (lucky i like the vegetable, then!), 3 small pieces of chicken and a small piece or two of ham. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. then i tootled back online, after complying to dad's order to sit better in sparky. so, where was i?
-oh. alma came, shower first - no hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to alma who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed then swapped back to sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea. just a toasted cheese sandwhich - yay, 2 slices! - but no ham, coz we'd run out. but thanks to PIG mum, who i think bought some this arvo. the sandwhich was cut into 4 sqares, and i washed it down with a cup of tetley's british blend, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, and lotsa milk. alma herself munched on a plain toasted sandwhich; it had nothing in it. i offered to get her some marg or jam, but she said no thanks.
-i read for awhile, and alma gave my left arm a massage and grabbed me for half an hour or so of left arm exercises.
-she stuck my socks, splint and shoes - she's a left foot first - back on and took me to the loo once.
-i obediently practised piano, both hands, until the news.
-alma cut me up an apple but declined my offer of a slice.
-news was read out by patrick condren and talitha cummins, sport by ben davis, and sorry, i forgot who did the weather. but we're in for a fine day toms!
-alma took me once more to the bathroom b4 PIG mum let her go, 5 - 10 mins early. but i think she's coming back toms, yay!
-i tootled online, dad came home, and PIG mum called dinner.
-well, toms is the last day of the year - i hope it'll go well! and, i'm sorry to end my year with a broken promise - see, originally, i'd promised to type up my camp diary b4 2009, but i think that'll be a bit too time consuming now. sorry!
goodnite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^
good evening now! time is now 6:58pm. PIG mum let alma go early, so i tootled online to chat to dear carrie and rolls :Pactually, alma's name is actually aman! ihave no idea why she gave me permission to keep calling her alma though; turns out even her name is aman!her hubby, mr. guri, was like, "uhh ... aman ... why aren't you in this card?" lol, my bad. ok, so firstly, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday. oh, with one more thing to add:
-after my poor right hand had done a perfectly good and acceptable job of yanking my daks back up after i had a tinkle, PIG mum decided to force my left hand at pulling them up as well, 2-4x. all i can do? comply.
-but thankfully, another dry night. hope i can go the whole week accident-free! anyways, spotty points :P incoming!
- i was a happy pig with my dearest bear bear and my chilli sausage this morning. i hope chilli sausage's mollified, i remembered to hug them both last night.
-PIG mum came to dig me up. i can't remember what she helped me with and what she forced me to do, but i'm fairly certain there was a bit of both. in the end, she got stuck my pedometer onto me, and happily Forced me out to the gobbling table :P
-i chose breakfast to be coco pops coco rocks, meaning PIG mum had a grand old time Forcing me to walk here and there, forcing me do do this and that. but i was finally seated to happily gobble up my brunch.
-PIG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day - a fish oil, a garlic, and a cranberry. she still hasn't managed to find the bilberry yet, though.
-i read my janny wurts book for awhile. i've learnt though, that it is apparently another HUGE sin to pick the book up and read it,and not leave it n the stand to read.
-i asked politely to be allowed online at 2pm to await alma's arrival. trust PIG mum to refuse that, instead forcing me on another long round of left hand OT exercises, culminating in a walk to the loo and back.
-since we were already there, i went to the loo. it goes without saying that PIG mum forced me to lower my own daks and yank them back up. this time though, she also forced my poor left hand to have a go yanking them up too, 2 or 3 times, after my right hand had done a perfectly acceptable job.
-i did tootle online briefly until alma came.
-sorry, PIG mum is summoning me to dinner now, i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 8:02pm
*burp* am back now!time is now 8;19pm, and dinner tonight:rice, LOADS of wombok (lucky i like the vegetable, then!), 3 small pieces of chicken and a small piece or two of ham. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. then i tootled back online, after complying to dad's order to sit better in sparky. so, where was i?
-oh. alma came, shower first - no hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to alma who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed then swapped back to sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea. just a toasted cheese sandwhich - yay, 2 slices! - but no ham, coz we'd run out. but thanks to PIG mum, who i think bought some this arvo. the sandwhich was cut into 4 sqares, and i washed it down with a cup of tetley's british blend, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, and lotsa milk. alma herself munched on a plain toasted sandwhich; it had nothing in it. i offered to get her some marg or jam, but she said no thanks.
-i read for awhile, and alma gave my left arm a massage and grabbed me for half an hour or so of left arm exercises.
-she stuck my socks, splint and shoes - she's a left foot first - back on and took me to the loo once.
-i obediently practised piano, both hands, until the news.
-alma cut me up an apple but declined my offer of a slice.
-news was read out by patrick condren and talitha cummins, sport by ben davis, and sorry, i forgot who did the weather. but we're in for a fine day toms!
-alma took me once more to the bathroom b4 PIG mum let her go, 5 - 10 mins early. but i think she's coming back toms, yay!
-i tootled online, dad came home, and PIG mum called dinner.
-well, toms is the last day of the year - i hope it'll go well! and, i'm sorry to end my year with a broken promise - see, originally, i'd promised to type up my camp diary b4 2009, but i think that'll be a bit too time consuming now. sorry!
goodnite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, December 29, 2008
monday post
good afternoon, all! PIG mum Forced em to plod 2975 steps today. a good start to the week, i hope! so, concerning last night
-yup, just repeat everything i typed out on thursday. it's all the same stuff.
-but fortunately, a dry night. hope it'll continue! anyways, spotty points for the day, incoming! :P
-i snored until PIG mum came to dig me up. chilli sausage had a sulk at dear bear bear and i, saying that i only hugged my darling bear bear to sleep last night, and not him, so i must remember to make it up to my poor chilli sausage tonight and cuddle them both to bed.
-PIG mum forced me to put my own crop top, tee, knickers and daks on, b4 she clipped my pedometer onto me and happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast this morning was coco pops coco rocks! an xmas present from dear aunty anne. so PIG mum happily Forced me to walk here and there, and forced me to do this and that, and finally i was seated with my cool breakfast, which i slurped up. hey, i think i like the coco rocks even better than the original cocopops!
-after breakfast, PIG mum popped me a fish oil, a garlic (coz i was exploding quite a bit this morning. >< ) and a bilberry. but not a cranberry, coz i think that she somehow managed to misplace them. oh well, i hope they'll pop up again soon!
-eating all done, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to the sunnybank medical centre we tootled.
-when we arrived, i was gratefully transferred into sparkless, and started wheeling myself, PIG mum providing some steering.
-first stop, a loo trip. then i wheeled myself into the clinic, where we didn't really have to wait at all. i wheeled myself into the treatment room, where i met a few nurses and a few receptionists, but sorry, i've forgotten all their names, even if they do somehow remember mine!
-PIG mum showed off her expertise as she ripped all the staples out of my head. luckily, it didn't hurt or anything.
-dr. mor came in and wrote me out a prescription for my eye goo. i thanked him for the awesome xmas card he had sent us - it showed squishy in a christmas tree!
-we said our thanks, byes and see you next years, then i wheeled myself out and into the nearby pharmicist - hey, any know and can tell me the difference between a chemist and a pharmicist?
-mum picked up my eye goo, then i wheeled myself back to the car.
-when we arrived, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in there. she went to buy our food - i placed down an order for one of those $1.95 mini chicken snack wraps, some chippees and a choc shake - but she returned, complaining that there were too many ppl standing in the line for her to possibly go buy any food, so instead she dragged me up and happily Forced me to walk further into the store. there, she gave me a 'the australian' newspaper to read and went back to buy us lunch.
-a rude shock when PIG mum finally returned with our lunch! no chocolate milkshake >< she gotten me an OJ instead. oh well, guess i'll have to leave the milkshake for next time. actually, she'd forgotten to get us some tomato sauce, but when i politely asked her if she could please go fetch us a packet or two she snapped that there were too many people in line. oh well. so i ate them just without any tomato sauce. still yummy.
-we both read sections of the paper for awhile b4 PIG mum decided that it was time to go home. so she got me up and happily Forced me to walk back out to the car.
-we tootled home, still listening to westlife. i think that track no. 2, at 1:52 into the song, is the word 'unbreakable'
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back inside the house, upon he
-PIG mum had gotten herself a mc chicken burger, of which we traded chomps of. mine was better, trust me :P
-after quickly gobbling everything (like the pigs that we are:P), we read the australian for awhile until PIG mum decided that it was time to go. so she happily Forced me to walk back out to the car, and we tootled home, still listening to westlife.
-PIG mum Forced me towalk back inside once we arrived back home, but upon hearing me fart :P she marched me into the loo, forced me to yank my own daks down, and ordered me to do a stinky. so i obligingly complied. :P
-after wiping for me then forcing me to yank up my own daks, she happily Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand, then happily Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-i rang dear dad, who told me he would soon be back home to microwave his lunch.
-while we were waiting for him, PIG mum forced me on like 20 - 40 mins of left hand exercises.
-when dear dad went back to work, PIG mum flipped the computer on for me and I tootled online.
-my carer for today is seren! She’s new.
-sorry, my carer for the afternoon is here, so i'll be back after 7pm, ok? ring me if you needme.time is now ... 3:04pm
-*burp* i'm back! time is now 7:48pm, and what happened for the rest of the day?
-actually, it's now 8:49pm, and i was away for so long coz PIG mum forced me do do another 40 - 45mins of arm exercises and walking practice.
-so seren gave me a shower first, no hairwash today. actually, PIG mum told her to force my left hand to scrub my right arm, so that's exactly what she did.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed and transferred back into sparky.
- arvo tea was a yummy ham cheese - yippee, 2 slices! - and mayo toasted sandwhich, and a cup of yummy tetley's british blend, with a spoonful of honey. seren had a cup of tea too - she takes it like i do, white and 2; actually, i tried introducing her to take it with honey instead, but she prefers sugar. - and is getting married to an indian guy at the end of next year! congratulations to them! oh, and it is seemingly becoming the case here, but yup, she's vegetarian too. but not by choice! she's ALLERGIC to meat, poor thing. imagine never knowing the joys of a yatala pie. :P
-so she gave me a hand massage as i read my new janny wurts book, then she grabbed me on like 1/2 an hr of left hand exercises.
- i played piano for awhile - and got permission to sing my evil christmas carols to her! :P
-at 6pm, i flicked off the aircon, she flicked on the TV, then chopped me an apple up into little pieces for me to eat with my fingers. i shared some with her too, of course.
-7's news was read out by patrick condren, sport by ben davis, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. i must remember to pray to percy the angel/saint tonight about the war-affected people in the gaza strip.
-seren took me to the loo once, b4 i signed her off at PIG mum let her go. we said our thanks, byes and happy new years, coz i'm not sure that i'll be seeing her again until 2009.
-mum forced me to keep doing the find-a-word that seren and i had started, so i complied obligingly.
-at 7:30pm, we settled down to dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa kailan and some yummy chicken, washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-aunty a rocked up as PIG mum was forcing me to do more exercises and left the docket for her new TV so that dear dad can go pick it up for her (he's helping uncle danny and aunty susan move their house). lol, i wonder if we can get a meal out of her for it?
-anyways, that's all there is from me tonight. hope everyone is having a smashing week! actually, i wonder what i'm going to do toms, coz the day hospital's on hols till the 5th jan. oh well, i'll come up with sth, i'm sure.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. wow, i almost forgot! when i was watching the news , WOW to the THIRTEEN pound baby! i mean, i was only a touch over 5 pounds!
-yup, just repeat everything i typed out on thursday. it's all the same stuff.
-but fortunately, a dry night. hope it'll continue! anyways, spotty points for the day, incoming! :P
-i snored until PIG mum came to dig me up. chilli sausage had a sulk at dear bear bear and i, saying that i only hugged my darling bear bear to sleep last night, and not him, so i must remember to make it up to my poor chilli sausage tonight and cuddle them both to bed.
-PIG mum forced me to put my own crop top, tee, knickers and daks on, b4 she clipped my pedometer onto me and happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast this morning was coco pops coco rocks! an xmas present from dear aunty anne. so PIG mum happily Forced me to walk here and there, and forced me to do this and that, and finally i was seated with my cool breakfast, which i slurped up. hey, i think i like the coco rocks even better than the original cocopops!
-after breakfast, PIG mum popped me a fish oil, a garlic (coz i was exploding quite a bit this morning. >< ) and a bilberry. but not a cranberry, coz i think that she somehow managed to misplace them. oh well, i hope they'll pop up again soon!
-eating all done, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to the sunnybank medical centre we tootled.
-when we arrived, i was gratefully transferred into sparkless, and started wheeling myself, PIG mum providing some steering.
-first stop, a loo trip. then i wheeled myself into the clinic, where we didn't really have to wait at all. i wheeled myself into the treatment room, where i met a few nurses and a few receptionists, but sorry, i've forgotten all their names, even if they do somehow remember mine!
-PIG mum showed off her expertise as she ripped all the staples out of my head. luckily, it didn't hurt or anything.
-dr. mor came in and wrote me out a prescription for my eye goo. i thanked him for the awesome xmas card he had sent us - it showed squishy in a christmas tree!
-we said our thanks, byes and see you next years, then i wheeled myself out and into the nearby pharmicist - hey, any know and can tell me the difference between a chemist and a pharmicist?
-mum picked up my eye goo, then i wheeled myself back to the car.
-when we arrived, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in there. she went to buy our food - i placed down an order for one of those $1.95 mini chicken snack wraps, some chippees and a choc shake - but she returned, complaining that there were too many ppl standing in the line for her to possibly go buy any food, so instead she dragged me up and happily Forced me to walk further into the store. there, she gave me a 'the australian' newspaper to read and went back to buy us lunch.
-a rude shock when PIG mum finally returned with our lunch! no chocolate milkshake >< she gotten me an OJ instead. oh well, guess i'll have to leave the milkshake for next time. actually, she'd forgotten to get us some tomato sauce, but when i politely asked her if she could please go fetch us a packet or two she snapped that there were too many people in line. oh well. so i ate them just without any tomato sauce. still yummy.
-we both read sections of the paper for awhile b4 PIG mum decided that it was time to go home. so she got me up and happily Forced me to walk back out to the car.
-we tootled home, still listening to westlife. i think that track no. 2, at 1:52 into the song, is the word 'unbreakable'
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back inside the house, upon he
-PIG mum had gotten herself a mc chicken burger, of which we traded chomps of. mine was better, trust me :P
-after quickly gobbling everything (like the pigs that we are:P), we read the australian for awhile until PIG mum decided that it was time to go. so she happily Forced me to walk back out to the car, and we tootled home, still listening to westlife.
-PIG mum Forced me towalk back inside once we arrived back home, but upon hearing me fart :P she marched me into the loo, forced me to yank my own daks down, and ordered me to do a stinky. so i obligingly complied. :P
-after wiping for me then forcing me to yank up my own daks, she happily Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand, then happily Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-i rang dear dad, who told me he would soon be back home to microwave his lunch.
-while we were waiting for him, PIG mum forced me on like 20 - 40 mins of left hand exercises.
-when dear dad went back to work, PIG mum flipped the computer on for me and I tootled online.
-my carer for today is seren! She’s new.
-sorry, my carer for the afternoon is here, so i'll be back after 7pm, ok? ring me if you needme.time is now ... 3:04pm
-*burp* i'm back! time is now 7:48pm, and what happened for the rest of the day?
-actually, it's now 8:49pm, and i was away for so long coz PIG mum forced me do do another 40 - 45mins of arm exercises and walking practice.
-so seren gave me a shower first, no hairwash today. actually, PIG mum told her to force my left hand to scrub my right arm, so that's exactly what she did.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed and transferred back into sparky.
- arvo tea was a yummy ham cheese - yippee, 2 slices! - and mayo toasted sandwhich, and a cup of yummy tetley's british blend, with a spoonful of honey. seren had a cup of tea too - she takes it like i do, white and 2; actually, i tried introducing her to take it with honey instead, but she prefers sugar. - and is getting married to an indian guy at the end of next year! congratulations to them! oh, and it is seemingly becoming the case here, but yup, she's vegetarian too. but not by choice! she's ALLERGIC to meat, poor thing. imagine never knowing the joys of a yatala pie. :P
-so she gave me a hand massage as i read my new janny wurts book, then she grabbed me on like 1/2 an hr of left hand exercises.
- i played piano for awhile - and got permission to sing my evil christmas carols to her! :P
-at 6pm, i flicked off the aircon, she flicked on the TV, then chopped me an apple up into little pieces for me to eat with my fingers. i shared some with her too, of course.
-7's news was read out by patrick condren, sport by ben davis, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. i must remember to pray to percy the angel/saint tonight about the war-affected people in the gaza strip.
-seren took me to the loo once, b4 i signed her off at PIG mum let her go. we said our thanks, byes and happy new years, coz i'm not sure that i'll be seeing her again until 2009.
-mum forced me to keep doing the find-a-word that seren and i had started, so i complied obligingly.
-at 7:30pm, we settled down to dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa kailan and some yummy chicken, washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-aunty a rocked up as PIG mum was forcing me to do more exercises and left the docket for her new TV so that dear dad can go pick it up for her (he's helping uncle danny and aunty susan move their house). lol, i wonder if we can get a meal out of her for it?
-anyways, that's all there is from me tonight. hope everyone is having a smashing week! actually, i wonder what i'm going to do toms, coz the day hospital's on hols till the 5th jan. oh well, i'll come up with sth, i'm sure.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. wow, i almost forgot! when i was watching the news , WOW to the THIRTEEN pound baby! i mean, i was only a touch over 5 pounds!
Sunday, December 28, 2008
sunday post
good evening, all! anyways, i was still in hospital until a few days ago, so the extended spam count up till this weekend is 506, and em got Forced to plod 1216 steps today. anyways, regarding last nght:
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday.
-but thankfully, a dry night. i hope the coming week will go just as well!
here come the spotty :P points for today!
-PIG mum dug me up me up this morning. i got kitted, then she gleefully Forced me to walk to the gobbling table :p
-i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of water, and ate breakkie - a piece of toast with a thin layer of marg and butter, and a glass of plain milk.
-breakfast all eaten up, parents gleefully Forced me to walk out to the car.
-ff we tootled to church, listening to nothing. i didn't bother asking PIG mum for permission to sing out aloud, and just sang my 2nd favourite song in my head. usually i get through 50 repetitions in my head, but i must've sung extra fast today, coz i ripped through the song 61x by the time we arrived at church.
-parents happily Forced me to walk up the 3 steps and in when we arrived; i took a seat next to PIG mum at the end of the row.
-service started. uncle yuk tai was the 'chairman' (i dunno the real word for it in canto, sorry), aunty a led worship and fi so bao played violin. speaker for today was 'him sook' (say that in canto) and wells did very well in his job as translator. well, mostly :p him sook spoke on "the lord's my shepherd" psalm - 27, maybe?
-after the sermon, we all recited the lord's prayer together and sang the threefold amen.
-i was very touched to be included in the announcements! my hugest thanks to anyone who's been praying for me. much appreciated, guys. :)
-parents happily Forced me to walk back out and down the stairs to the car.
- i had a chat with mikey - he got an OP1! congrats to him! and uncle slam, who no longer works for santos but a firm called vale, pronounced 'vallay'.
-uncle calvin came over and invited me to eat charsiu bun wth him, meaning yum cha. i agreed, but it now officially means i refuse to go again until 5th jan, 2009.
-sorry, PIG mum is summoning me to dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 8:05pm.
-*burp* time is now 8:23pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa kailan, and a few pieces of yummy chicken. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. i ate by myself (well, durian was looking on) coz PIG mum was waiting for dad, and my dearest daddy was too immersed in watching the cars DVD, his xmas present from PIG mum and i. so, where was i?
-parents happily Forced me to walk in when we arrived. i don't think uncle patrick was on shift then since i didn't see him. we sat down, ordered all our favourites, and i tried a new blend of tea i haven't tasted b4, called 'sul mei' but i admit, i like 'bol lei' better.
-this time, it was joey that was away, watching a movie with jacinta. i think she did pretty well in her OP as well, and is thinking on doing OT next year.
-the food came, and we started eating! haha to uncle calvin, who said he was helping by eating the more 'broken' parts of the charsiu bao, thus leaving the 'cleaner' ones for us. :P
-we also bumped into uncle phillip yu, uncle peter cheung and aunty emily at the manor. oh, and aunty katie too.
-parents happily Forced me to walk back out to the car. i said my byes and cya next years to uncle calvin and co. but i think pole plop is staying.
-we tootled home. i think westlife was in the car.
-parents happily Forced me to walk inside once we arrived home. i went for a tinkle. of course, PIG mum forced me to pull my own daks down and back up again b4 she happily Forced me togo wash and dry my left hand b4 she happily Forced me to walk back to my room.
-i got put down for a nap, calling PIG mum once to use the pot.
-PIG mum actually crawled into bed with me for a few mins, b4 bernadette, my favourite head masseuse, arrived.
-she renamed the red bolster/sausage/hippo that aunty wendy had given me! everyone, i'd like you all to meet 'chilli sausage' :P
-shower first, hairwash today, plus ascalp massage. good news is that i'm only a bit spotty on my chin, but not much else.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, that turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, :P then i got redressed and switched back to sparky.
-arvo tea was a toasted, cheese - yay, 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles.oh, and a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, and bernadette also chopped me up an apple into 4. i shared a quarter with her, of course. i think she took a cup of coffee, herself. well, that or ovaltine.
-i flicked the aircon off as she turned the TV on at 5pm. we watched 10's news first, then sport's tonight, then 7's 6pm news, read out by patrick condren, sport by ben davis, and beach by liz cantor. i think the weather was read out by talitha cummins? sorry, i don't really remember.
-bernadette took me once to the loo after the news. her eldest daughter has just moved out - i think she's 18 or 19, and their names are claudia and caitlyn. she's divorced from her husband - silly thing was no good for them.
-we had a chat and i got a lil teary coz i thought i wouldn't be able to walk again in time for grandma's 90th bday next dec. but bernie was really nice and said that if that did come to pass, she'd come and look after me.
-i signed her off and we said our thanks and byes at 6:50pm. and how cool is this? bernie's coming again next sunday, and she's promised to bring me one of those subs from KFC for arvo tea! yummy~ bags i a caesar or a BBQ and bacon one!
-anyways, i just tootled back online after she left. i've already written about dinner, so i guess that ends my post for tonight. i'm getting my staples taken out toms at sunnybank at 10:30, hope that'll go well. also, i wonder if i can persuade PIG mum to take me to maccas for lunch? i want to try one of those new chicken mini snack wraps! they're only little, at $1.95.
anyways, i hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. also, i can't remember what's happening with the cathay aunties toms. PIG mum told me b4, but i've already forgotten why, oops. what i do remember is that no-one will be coming toms. ok, me going for an episode of naruto now. goodnite, all!
P.P.S. i admit, i chewed off my right thumb fingernail tonight. yes, i bite. but i'll try hold off to 2009 b4 i chew off the rest of them!
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday.
-but thankfully, a dry night. i hope the coming week will go just as well!
here come the spotty :P points for today!
-PIG mum dug me up me up this morning. i got kitted, then she gleefully Forced me to walk to the gobbling table :p
-i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of water, and ate breakkie - a piece of toast with a thin layer of marg and butter, and a glass of plain milk.
-breakfast all eaten up, parents gleefully Forced me to walk out to the car.
-ff we tootled to church, listening to nothing. i didn't bother asking PIG mum for permission to sing out aloud, and just sang my 2nd favourite song in my head. usually i get through 50 repetitions in my head, but i must've sung extra fast today, coz i ripped through the song 61x by the time we arrived at church.
-parents happily Forced me to walk up the 3 steps and in when we arrived; i took a seat next to PIG mum at the end of the row.
-service started. uncle yuk tai was the 'chairman' (i dunno the real word for it in canto, sorry), aunty a led worship and fi so bao played violin. speaker for today was 'him sook' (say that in canto) and wells did very well in his job as translator. well, mostly :p him sook spoke on "the lord's my shepherd" psalm - 27, maybe?
-after the sermon, we all recited the lord's prayer together and sang the threefold amen.
-i was very touched to be included in the announcements! my hugest thanks to anyone who's been praying for me. much appreciated, guys. :)
-parents happily Forced me to walk back out and down the stairs to the car.
- i had a chat with mikey - he got an OP1! congrats to him! and uncle slam, who no longer works for santos but a firm called vale, pronounced 'vallay'.
-uncle calvin came over and invited me to eat charsiu bun wth him, meaning yum cha. i agreed, but it now officially means i refuse to go again until 5th jan, 2009.
-sorry, PIG mum is summoning me to dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 8:05pm.
-*burp* time is now 8:23pm, and dinner tonight: rice, lotsa kailan, and a few pieces of yummy chicken. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. i ate by myself (well, durian was looking on) coz PIG mum was waiting for dad, and my dearest daddy was too immersed in watching the cars DVD, his xmas present from PIG mum and i. so, where was i?
-parents happily Forced me to walk in when we arrived. i don't think uncle patrick was on shift then since i didn't see him. we sat down, ordered all our favourites, and i tried a new blend of tea i haven't tasted b4, called 'sul mei' but i admit, i like 'bol lei' better.
-this time, it was joey that was away, watching a movie with jacinta. i think she did pretty well in her OP as well, and is thinking on doing OT next year.
-the food came, and we started eating! haha to uncle calvin, who said he was helping by eating the more 'broken' parts of the charsiu bao, thus leaving the 'cleaner' ones for us. :P
-we also bumped into uncle phillip yu, uncle peter cheung and aunty emily at the manor. oh, and aunty katie too.
-parents happily Forced me to walk back out to the car. i said my byes and cya next years to uncle calvin and co. but i think pole plop is staying.
-we tootled home. i think westlife was in the car.
-parents happily Forced me to walk inside once we arrived home. i went for a tinkle. of course, PIG mum forced me to pull my own daks down and back up again b4 she happily Forced me togo wash and dry my left hand b4 she happily Forced me to walk back to my room.
-i got put down for a nap, calling PIG mum once to use the pot.
-PIG mum actually crawled into bed with me for a few mins, b4 bernadette, my favourite head masseuse, arrived.
-she renamed the red bolster/sausage/hippo that aunty wendy had given me! everyone, i'd like you all to meet 'chilli sausage' :P
-shower first, hairwash today, plus ascalp massage. good news is that i'm only a bit spotty on my chin, but not much else.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, that turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, :P then i got redressed and switched back to sparky.
-arvo tea was a toasted, cheese - yay, 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles.oh, and a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, and bernadette also chopped me up an apple into 4. i shared a quarter with her, of course. i think she took a cup of coffee, herself. well, that or ovaltine.
-i flicked the aircon off as she turned the TV on at 5pm. we watched 10's news first, then sport's tonight, then 7's 6pm news, read out by patrick condren, sport by ben davis, and beach by liz cantor. i think the weather was read out by talitha cummins? sorry, i don't really remember.
-bernadette took me once to the loo after the news. her eldest daughter has just moved out - i think she's 18 or 19, and their names are claudia and caitlyn. she's divorced from her husband - silly thing was no good for them.
-we had a chat and i got a lil teary coz i thought i wouldn't be able to walk again in time for grandma's 90th bday next dec. but bernie was really nice and said that if that did come to pass, she'd come and look after me.
-i signed her off and we said our thanks and byes at 6:50pm. and how cool is this? bernie's coming again next sunday, and she's promised to bring me one of those subs from KFC for arvo tea! yummy~ bags i a caesar or a BBQ and bacon one!
-anyways, i just tootled back online after she left. i've already written about dinner, so i guess that ends my post for tonight. i'm getting my staples taken out toms at sunnybank at 10:30, hope that'll go well. also, i wonder if i can persuade PIG mum to take me to maccas for lunch? i want to try one of those new chicken mini snack wraps! they're only little, at $1.95.
anyways, i hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. also, i can't remember what's happening with the cathay aunties toms. PIG mum told me b4, but i've already forgotten why, oops. what i do remember is that no-one will be coming toms. ok, me going for an episode of naruto now. goodnite, all!
P.P.S. i admit, i chewed off my right thumb fingernail tonight. yes, i bite. but i'll try hold off to 2009 b4 i chew off the rest of them!
Saturday, December 27, 2008
boxing day post and saturday post
well, if i divide the number of steps i got forced to plod today, aparerently i did 908.5 each day. huh, go figure :P
and, regarding both nights:
-just repeat what i typed out on thursday. ok, so let's start with boxing day, ok?
i woke up. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of water, then had a slice of toast with a lil marg and jam for breakfast. PIG mum also popped me 2 panadol, as i was complaining of a headache. funny, though - i'd always believed that you could have 2 every 4 hrs - but PIG mum says no - it's one every 6 or 8.
anyways, i was Forced to walk out to the car, where off to carindale we tootled for the day's shopping. i was gratefully swapped into sparkless upon arrival and wheeled myself in then much thanks to PIG mum who excused me from pushing my wheelchair for awhile as my head was still pounding. we went to david jones, borders, big w, etc. picking up xmas presents for our guests at night. i really wanted to buy this PJ for aunty a, that said, "looking for mr. perfect" but PIG mum warned me that if i dared, aunty A would SURELY KILL me. so i left that alone :P for myself, i picked up a PJ top that said, "i'm GREAT in bed. i can sleep for HOURS.' :P we picked up PJs for dear pole plop, some shorts for matthew, and a girly bag for joey. oh, and a xmas hamper for uncle calvin and aunty catherine and a bottle of red wine for uncle wallace, i think. after that, we went to lunch - and we bumped into pole plop's family! missing the male members, as they had gone to see a movie, 'th tale of benjamin button', i think it was. anyways, they shared a hot dog or two between them, i got a chicken katsudon - RIDICULOUSLY exy at carindale, sth like $9.80! dear dad got subway. too bad, i noticed only after PIG mum returned with our lunch that there was actually red rooster! ah well, next time. we said our byes after lunch - PIG mum said she had seen evan too, buying lunch for his girlfriend :p anyways, i declared myself to be headache-free and so wheeled myselfd around the shopping centre for the rest of the afternoon. we shopped around for a bit more, getting a yummy mango magic boost juice on the way - mum and dad shared a straw, i used the other - dad explained coz he was a lil sick, but then why didn't HE have the single straw and PIG mum and i share the other? lol, i dunno.
anyways, we drove home, jacky still in the CD player. parents happily Forced me to walk back inside, then i was put down for a nap and obediently snored away. when i woke up, PIG mum switched me to a showerchair and wheeled me in for abarely lukewarm shower. i note that she forced my left hand to scrub various parts of my body 80 - 130x. i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed, PIG mum forcing me to put my own tee, other items daks on. transferred back to sparky, i went and greeted ur first 2 arrivals for the night - aunty A and uncle wallace. then isat down and wrote out xmas cards for everyone; aunty a pointed out that i had already written her one yesterday, so i dated the 2nd one i wrote her as '09. :P we prayed b4 dinner, then tucked into it! i mainly polished off smoky's wonderful chicken tonight pasta. after dinner, the kwok spawn :P and i all sat down to watch the extras on my westlife DVD, but we couldn't really hear anything, the adults were talking so loudly. but it was a doco on making the DVD, and westlife's top 10 clips, as voted for it by us, the fans. and score! my favourite, 'as against the world', was number 1! after we finished watching, it was cake time! delicious strawberry or lemon cheesecake, i can't remember which, to be honest. whoops! thanks to PIG mum who informed me that it was actually chocolate. after that, present time! dear dad donned the blue santa hat and gave out presents - to see what i got, head over to my LJ sometime next week. presents all done, we said our thanks for comings and goodbyes to everone, and after doing my usual nightly routine, hit the sack. zzzZZZzzz :P
saturday: PIG mum got up to go to work, and i used the pot once b4 i kept snoring. dad let me use it once more b4 PIG mum came home at 12:40. i thought that she'd dig me up for brunch, but she didn't. she did come after dad had left to go do sth at aunty a's, i think it was. oh, i forgot! sorry, spotty points :P
-PIG mum kindly let me sleep in until alma came.
-shower first, no hairwash today.
- i got redressed and switched back to sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea - a toasted ham sandwhich - no cheese left - but alma spread a lil mayo on it for it with a knife - and a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a single spoonful of honey.
-alma grabbed me for a few mins of left hand exercises b4 i went to practise piano, both hands.
-at 5pm, alma flicked the TV on, fed me 3 crackers, and we watched 10's news, sports tonight, then 7's 6pm news.
-alma took me to the bathroom once after the news was over
-i signed her off, and we said our thanks and byes as dear dad came home.
-i tootled online until dad called dinner. PIG mum was still in pigland :P so i had 2 min noodles, 3 or so pieces of some bok choy related type vegetable :P and 2 little, if yummy, pieces of egg.
-i tootled back online afterwards. dad came over to force me to drink a full glass of water.
anyways, i hope to see most of yous at church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
and, regarding both nights:
-just repeat what i typed out on thursday. ok, so let's start with boxing day, ok?
i woke up. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of water, then had a slice of toast with a lil marg and jam for breakfast. PIG mum also popped me 2 panadol, as i was complaining of a headache. funny, though - i'd always believed that you could have 2 every 4 hrs - but PIG mum says no - it's one every 6 or 8.
anyways, i was Forced to walk out to the car, where off to carindale we tootled for the day's shopping. i was gratefully swapped into sparkless upon arrival and wheeled myself in then much thanks to PIG mum who excused me from pushing my wheelchair for awhile as my head was still pounding. we went to david jones, borders, big w, etc. picking up xmas presents for our guests at night. i really wanted to buy this PJ for aunty a, that said, "looking for mr. perfect" but PIG mum warned me that if i dared, aunty A would SURELY KILL me. so i left that alone :P for myself, i picked up a PJ top that said, "i'm GREAT in bed. i can sleep for HOURS.' :P we picked up PJs for dear pole plop, some shorts for matthew, and a girly bag for joey. oh, and a xmas hamper for uncle calvin and aunty catherine and a bottle of red wine for uncle wallace, i think. after that, we went to lunch - and we bumped into pole plop's family! missing the male members, as they had gone to see a movie, 'th tale of benjamin button', i think it was. anyways, they shared a hot dog or two between them, i got a chicken katsudon - RIDICULOUSLY exy at carindale, sth like $9.80! dear dad got subway. too bad, i noticed only after PIG mum returned with our lunch that there was actually red rooster! ah well, next time. we said our byes after lunch - PIG mum said she had seen evan too, buying lunch for his girlfriend :p anyways, i declared myself to be headache-free and so wheeled myselfd around the shopping centre for the rest of the afternoon. we shopped around for a bit more, getting a yummy mango magic boost juice on the way - mum and dad shared a straw, i used the other - dad explained coz he was a lil sick, but then why didn't HE have the single straw and PIG mum and i share the other? lol, i dunno.
anyways, we drove home, jacky still in the CD player. parents happily Forced me to walk back inside, then i was put down for a nap and obediently snored away. when i woke up, PIG mum switched me to a showerchair and wheeled me in for abarely lukewarm shower. i note that she forced my left hand to scrub various parts of my body 80 - 130x. i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed, PIG mum forcing me to put my own tee, other items daks on. transferred back to sparky, i went and greeted ur first 2 arrivals for the night - aunty A and uncle wallace. then isat down and wrote out xmas cards for everyone; aunty a pointed out that i had already written her one yesterday, so i dated the 2nd one i wrote her as '09. :P we prayed b4 dinner, then tucked into it! i mainly polished off smoky's wonderful chicken tonight pasta. after dinner, the kwok spawn :P and i all sat down to watch the extras on my westlife DVD, but we couldn't really hear anything, the adults were talking so loudly. but it was a doco on making the DVD, and westlife's top 10 clips, as voted for it by us, the fans. and score! my favourite, 'as against the world', was number 1! after we finished watching, it was cake time! delicious strawberry or lemon cheesecake, i can't remember which, to be honest. whoops! thanks to PIG mum who informed me that it was actually chocolate. after that, present time! dear dad donned the blue santa hat and gave out presents - to see what i got, head over to my LJ sometime next week. presents all done, we said our thanks for comings and goodbyes to everone, and after doing my usual nightly routine, hit the sack. zzzZZZzzz :P
saturday: PIG mum got up to go to work, and i used the pot once b4 i kept snoring. dad let me use it once more b4 PIG mum came home at 12:40. i thought that she'd dig me up for brunch, but she didn't. she did come after dad had left to go do sth at aunty a's, i think it was. oh, i forgot! sorry, spotty points :P
-PIG mum kindly let me sleep in until alma came.
-shower first, no hairwash today.
- i got redressed and switched back to sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea - a toasted ham sandwhich - no cheese left - but alma spread a lil mayo on it for it with a knife - and a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a single spoonful of honey.
-alma grabbed me for a few mins of left hand exercises b4 i went to practise piano, both hands.
-at 5pm, alma flicked the TV on, fed me 3 crackers, and we watched 10's news, sports tonight, then 7's 6pm news.
-alma took me to the bathroom once after the news was over
-i signed her off, and we said our thanks and byes as dear dad came home.
-i tootled online until dad called dinner. PIG mum was still in pigland :P so i had 2 min noodles, 3 or so pieces of some bok choy related type vegetable :P and 2 little, if yummy, pieces of egg.
-i tootled back online afterwards. dad came over to force me to drink a full glass of water.
anyways, i hope to see most of yous at church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
christmas day post
hmm ... first up ... oh, that's right! :P MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! and for those of you that are culturally sensitive, SEASONS GREETINGS!!!!!! :P
righteo, today dad and PIG mum Forced me to plod 2075 steps. and since it's a thursday, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom from the fridge after i drank my nightly cup of milk.
2. after my right hand took the first rinse, PIG mum Forced my left hand to rinse together with my right hand 4x to make up for it.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk over and dry them both.
4. PIG mum Forced me to walk over to the loo.
5. PIG mum forced me to yank my own daks down for a tinkle. actually, because i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable :P she kindly yanked them back up for me.
6. PIG mum Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum Forced me to walk back to bed.
8. still no pull-up pants. >< but thankfully, a dry night!
hey, no spotty points, coz today's an EVENT! well, let's go!
well, i snored happily this morning. when PIG mum came to dig me up, i bid her a very merry christmas first. then, she got me kitted, b4 she happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :Pi kissed my dearest dad a very merry christmas, and in return he gave me a container to spit out my mouth splint, a glass of water to drink, and my breakfast - a plece of small bread with a little marg and jam, and a plain glass of milk. all gobbled up, parents happily Forced me to walk to the car, where off to church we tootled, listening to jacky cheung. once we arrived at church, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in. i took a seat - and service started. too bad, we didn't get to sing 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' :P but i did sing a few harmonies to some of the other hymns we sang. Speaker today was uncle stephen SK lam. to be honest, i thought wells was translating for him - but i guess i must've heard wrong. we then heard the littlies sing 3 christmas carols - yancey played the violin - and then UF sang too! service over, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back outside. DEAR JULZ GAVE ME A CHRISTMAS CARD, AND EVEN BETTER - AUNTY BRENDA GAVE ME A PRESENT! SO I'LL DEFINITELY LOOK FORWARD TO UNWRAPPING THAT TOMS! eep, sorry, shrieking. >< so we tootled back home, jacky cheung still in the CD player. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in, and i delivered a stinky unspeakable. back out, i remember dad promising me that he'd cook some eggs and ham for lunch, but i guess i must have mud clogging up my ears coz when i asked him to please whip some up, he refused, saying if i wanted to eat it, i could jolly well go do it myself. well, i MIGHT be able to do it, but i wasn't really sure, so i didn't really try. so i was going to settle for 3 dumplings made by us from some really nice aunty. i'd even gone to the fridge myself, opened the door myself, got out the soya sauce myself, closed the door myself, gone back to the gobbling table :P placed the soya sauce on the table, and even opened the soya sauce by myself, only to have dad suddenly snatch it away and place it out of my reach for some reason. meaning they happily Forced me to walk a few steps over to get it, then happily Forced me to walk back a few steps to the table to sit down and eat it. PIG mum grudgingly gave me half a drop of soya sauce to go with it, and i flushed it down with a glass of plain milk. then my parents decided that it was time for me to have a nap, so i complied. first though, i went to the bathroom. it goes without saying that PIG mum forced me to lower my own trousers, forced me to yank them back up -am being summoned to dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 6:41pm
*burp* back now! time is now 7:36pm, and dinner tonight: smoky jie jie's scrumptious chicken tonight in white sauce with pasta, and 3 or so pieces of yummy pork, and approx the same of crunchy broccoli. oh, and a few chunks of king salmon - and guess what? it's white, not pink!i couldn't resist and asked aunty anne - the head chef; smoky says she's only the 'sous' chef, or sth like that - where all the queen salmon had gone :P well, apparently they haven't been discovered yet :P i tootled back online to finish my blog, with the promise of lemon - or was it strawberry? - cheesecake for dessert - yum! so, where was i?
oh. Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me back to my room, where she ordered me to nap. so i pigged away :P i did wake up once to call dad (well, actually, i called mum, but it was dad who answered) who let me go in the pot once. PIG mum came to dig me up after dear pole plop rang her, she got me kitted then happily Forced me to walk out to the TV. actually, pole met us in the hallway, and we settled down to watch my newest westlife DVD, from jellybean. wow - it was like 85000 ppl at croke park!my favourites were 'unbreakable' and 'us against the world'. i invited pole's family to PIG mum's bday bash toms, then we decided that we'd watch the extras of the DVD when she and her family rocked up to PIG mum's birthday bash toms. when dear pole left, mum switched me to a shower chair, and i thought i was going to have a shower. but once she heard that i wanted to pee, PIG mum gleefully stopped where she was - approximately the couch - and happily Forced me to walk in. she of course forced me to pull my own daks down and back up again afterwards, b4 she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully Forced me to walk back to the showerchair. i went in for a shower - no hairwash or facewash today. but i note that PIG mum forced my left hand to scrub various parts of my body (e.g. right arm, right armpit, left calf, left thigh, and left foot) somewhere between 80 - 130x. after forcing me to put on my own crop top and tee, PIG mum wheeled me into the bathroom, all the while having a tirade at me on what a USELESS person to society i am. i think i'm subjected to about one a week. i had a tinkle, then PIG mum got me out and redressed me, forcing me to also put on my own knickers and trousers. then she switched me back into sparky. i wrote out 2 christmas cards - one for smoky's family, and one for aunty A. then i tootled online briefly until everyone came. dear dad got me to plug in the blue christmas lights he had bought for me after i'd commented on wanting some in the aftermath of us and aunty a going to see the christmas lights. then, we traded presents - but i'm not opening mine till toms! - b4 dinner was called.
anyways, so ends for me a great day! hopefully toms will be just as fantastic - although you'll prolly have to wait till the 27th to read about it! me going for an episode or chapter of naruto now!
cheers,
em. ^^
p.s. I SAID I'D PUT OUT MY CHRISTMAS WISHLIST ONCE MORE ON XMAS - sorry, shrieking again. >< day, so here comes!
-a box of weetbix! but this wish has already been filled by dear kwany, who also gave me sth else i wanted from santa too!
-and that is, some glow in the dark stars for my room!
-this one's been fulfilled as well! westlife's "10 years of westlife" DVD, much thanks to jellybean for it!
-a PIG mum, to go with my daddy bear!
-a fun pack of cereal, but if that's too hard, a box of frosties will be fantastic as well!
-a teddy bear. but if K2 counts as one, that's another thing to thank kwany for!
-a wii game - i'm thinking wii music sounds good? but any would be good, really.
-i'd love a new book. has raymond e. feist or janny wurts written anything new lately?
-ok santa, remember to be nice! i'll be very pooped indeed if all i get is a lump of coal! :P
-a final hehe to poor vicky, who wandered up this way looking for the bathroom, then said, "umm... why are there 3 doors?" lol. one's the bathroom, the other's the cupboard, and the last one is to my room! haha!
P.P.S. whoops, almost forgot - happy birthday, jesus. you're only like 2013 years old now, give or take.
P.P.P.S. PIG mum ordered me to test the chow sister's singing range. turns out, both sharon and vicky are altos, but i think kathy has the potential to be a soprano. good news? i can still shriek up to a high C! hehe~~ but aunty A and PIG mum tell me that i should stick to being an alto, that i have an aptitude for it.
P.P.P.P.P.S. PIG mum keeps wrenching/tearing my left thumb out of my fist. oh well.
righteo, today dad and PIG mum Forced me to plod 2075 steps. and since it's a thursday, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom from the fridge after i drank my nightly cup of milk.
2. after my right hand took the first rinse, PIG mum Forced my left hand to rinse together with my right hand 4x to make up for it.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk over and dry them both.
4. PIG mum Forced me to walk over to the loo.
5. PIG mum forced me to yank my own daks down for a tinkle. actually, because i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable :P she kindly yanked them back up for me.
6. PIG mum Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum Forced me to walk back to bed.
8. still no pull-up pants. >< but thankfully, a dry night!
hey, no spotty points, coz today's an EVENT! well, let's go!
well, i snored happily this morning. when PIG mum came to dig me up, i bid her a very merry christmas first. then, she got me kitted, b4 she happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :Pi kissed my dearest dad a very merry christmas, and in return he gave me a container to spit out my mouth splint, a glass of water to drink, and my breakfast - a plece of small bread with a little marg and jam, and a plain glass of milk. all gobbled up, parents happily Forced me to walk to the car, where off to church we tootled, listening to jacky cheung. once we arrived at church, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in. i took a seat - and service started. too bad, we didn't get to sing 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' :P but i did sing a few harmonies to some of the other hymns we sang. Speaker today was uncle stephen SK lam. to be honest, i thought wells was translating for him - but i guess i must've heard wrong. we then heard the littlies sing 3 christmas carols - yancey played the violin - and then UF sang too! service over, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back outside. DEAR JULZ GAVE ME A CHRISTMAS CARD, AND EVEN BETTER - AUNTY BRENDA GAVE ME A PRESENT! SO I'LL DEFINITELY LOOK FORWARD TO UNWRAPPING THAT TOMS! eep, sorry, shrieking. >< so we tootled back home, jacky cheung still in the CD player. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in, and i delivered a stinky unspeakable. back out, i remember dad promising me that he'd cook some eggs and ham for lunch, but i guess i must have mud clogging up my ears coz when i asked him to please whip some up, he refused, saying if i wanted to eat it, i could jolly well go do it myself. well, i MIGHT be able to do it, but i wasn't really sure, so i didn't really try. so i was going to settle for 3 dumplings made by us from some really nice aunty. i'd even gone to the fridge myself, opened the door myself, got out the soya sauce myself, closed the door myself, gone back to the gobbling table :P placed the soya sauce on the table, and even opened the soya sauce by myself, only to have dad suddenly snatch it away and place it out of my reach for some reason. meaning they happily Forced me to walk a few steps over to get it, then happily Forced me to walk back a few steps to the table to sit down and eat it. PIG mum grudgingly gave me half a drop of soya sauce to go with it, and i flushed it down with a glass of plain milk. then my parents decided that it was time for me to have a nap, so i complied. first though, i went to the bathroom. it goes without saying that PIG mum forced me to lower my own trousers, forced me to yank them back up -am being summoned to dinner now, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 6:41pm
*burp* back now! time is now 7:36pm, and dinner tonight: smoky jie jie's scrumptious chicken tonight in white sauce with pasta, and 3 or so pieces of yummy pork, and approx the same of crunchy broccoli. oh, and a few chunks of king salmon - and guess what? it's white, not pink!i couldn't resist and asked aunty anne - the head chef; smoky says she's only the 'sous' chef, or sth like that - where all the queen salmon had gone :P well, apparently they haven't been discovered yet :P i tootled back online to finish my blog, with the promise of lemon - or was it strawberry? - cheesecake for dessert - yum! so, where was i?
oh. Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me back to my room, where she ordered me to nap. so i pigged away :P i did wake up once to call dad (well, actually, i called mum, but it was dad who answered) who let me go in the pot once. PIG mum came to dig me up after dear pole plop rang her, she got me kitted then happily Forced me to walk out to the TV. actually, pole met us in the hallway, and we settled down to watch my newest westlife DVD, from jellybean. wow - it was like 85000 ppl at croke park!my favourites were 'unbreakable' and 'us against the world'. i invited pole's family to PIG mum's bday bash toms, then we decided that we'd watch the extras of the DVD when she and her family rocked up to PIG mum's birthday bash toms. when dear pole left, mum switched me to a shower chair, and i thought i was going to have a shower. but once she heard that i wanted to pee, PIG mum gleefully stopped where she was - approximately the couch - and happily Forced me to walk in. she of course forced me to pull my own daks down and back up again afterwards, b4 she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully Forced me to walk back to the showerchair. i went in for a shower - no hairwash or facewash today. but i note that PIG mum forced my left hand to scrub various parts of my body (e.g. right arm, right armpit, left calf, left thigh, and left foot) somewhere between 80 - 130x. after forcing me to put on my own crop top and tee, PIG mum wheeled me into the bathroom, all the while having a tirade at me on what a USELESS person to society i am. i think i'm subjected to about one a week. i had a tinkle, then PIG mum got me out and redressed me, forcing me to also put on my own knickers and trousers. then she switched me back into sparky. i wrote out 2 christmas cards - one for smoky's family, and one for aunty A. then i tootled online briefly until everyone came. dear dad got me to plug in the blue christmas lights he had bought for me after i'd commented on wanting some in the aftermath of us and aunty a going to see the christmas lights. then, we traded presents - but i'm not opening mine till toms! - b4 dinner was called.
anyways, so ends for me a great day! hopefully toms will be just as fantastic - although you'll prolly have to wait till the 27th to read about it! me going for an episode or chapter of naruto now!
cheers,
em. ^^
p.s. I SAID I'D PUT OUT MY CHRISTMAS WISHLIST ONCE MORE ON XMAS - sorry, shrieking again. >< day, so here comes!
-a box of weetbix! but this wish has already been filled by dear kwany, who also gave me sth else i wanted from santa too!
-and that is, some glow in the dark stars for my room!
-this one's been fulfilled as well! westlife's "10 years of westlife" DVD, much thanks to jellybean for it!
-a PIG mum, to go with my daddy bear!
-a fun pack of cereal, but if that's too hard, a box of frosties will be fantastic as well!
-a teddy bear. but if K2 counts as one, that's another thing to thank kwany for!
-a wii game - i'm thinking wii music sounds good? but any would be good, really.
-i'd love a new book. has raymond e. feist or janny wurts written anything new lately?
-ok santa, remember to be nice! i'll be very pooped indeed if all i get is a lump of coal! :P
-a final hehe to poor vicky, who wandered up this way looking for the bathroom, then said, "umm... why are there 3 doors?" lol. one's the bathroom, the other's the cupboard, and the last one is to my room! haha!
P.P.S. whoops, almost forgot - happy birthday, jesus. you're only like 2013 years old now, give or take.
P.P.P.S. PIG mum ordered me to test the chow sister's singing range. turns out, both sharon and vicky are altos, but i think kathy has the potential to be a soprano. good news? i can still shriek up to a high C! hehe~~ but aunty A and PIG mum tell me that i should stick to being an alto, that i have an aptitude for it.
P.P.P.P.P.S. PIG mum keeps wrenching/tearing my left thumb out of my fist. oh well.
christmas eve post
well, seeing as i SHRIEKED when they released me from the PA, i guess this time i'll HOLLER" i'm out!!!!!!! in time for xmas too - yay!"
i admit, silly me had to check that today was wednesday - see, i thought today was thursday, and all yesterday i thought that it was wednesday :P
anyways, meet the spotty points for today!
-oh. first up, parents Forced me to plod 636 steps today, give or take a few.
-i would've got up at 12 midday today, but PIG mum was in the bathroom so i didn't really until 12:20, or so.
-silly daddy bear and equally silly rainbow spent the night arguing whether i missed him (daddy bear)or her (rainbow) more. my dear bear bear just cuddled up to me and we snored the night away. :P
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i drank the required glass of water and spat out my mouth splint PIG mum slapped the orange apron on me. .
-breakfast this morning was rice bubbles!actually, PIG mum says it wasn't, but since she for some reason refuses to tell me what it was, i'm gonna guess that i had 10 spoonfuls of nutrigrain.
-dear dad came home and we had lunch - egg and a tiny piece of ham. dad wouldn't give me a bigger piece of spam coz he said it was old.
-parents Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to garbo we tootled to get my new glasses.
-i was gratefully swapped into sparkless upon arrival, and wheeled myself in. thanks to dear dad for the steering.
-disaster at the optom place - only the LENSES had come in, not the FRAME. ><
-so i wheeled myself back into the car (we bumped into letty!)and we tootled back home.
-parents Forced me to walk back inside, where PIG mum forced me to drink a full glass of water and put me down for a nap.
-dolly the baby elephant came at 4:30 and gave me a shower first - no hairwash today.
-i did a stinky unspeakable :P afterwards, so much thanks to dolly who helped me wipe.
-i got rekitted, dolly stuck my sandals on then swapped me back to sparky.
-i tootled over for some arvo tea - a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich - i think we're out of cheese now - cut into 2 rectangles and a cup of yummy tetley's british blend with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey. dolly herself had a cup of coffee with heaps of teaspoons of honey, and kindly shared with me some nice sweet bikkies her sister had made.
-evan and janice came to visit! well, to give sth to dad, i think it was really.
-we watched 7's news at 6 - telstra shares are up, yay! - then dolly took me to the bathroom once.
-i signed her off and wrote her a christmas card. she promises to get me one of her "no boyfriend? no problem" tees. yay!
-dinner tonight was 5 yummy dumplings made for us by some nice aunty. thanks to PIG mum who gave me half a drop of soya sauce and dad chipped in with one HUGE slice of carrot.
-well, to be honest, i'm not used to being at home ... should i read the news or watch an episode of naruto? oh well, see yous all again toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. fingers crossed for a dry night. last night was unsuccessful. ><
i admit, silly me had to check that today was wednesday - see, i thought today was thursday, and all yesterday i thought that it was wednesday :P
anyways, meet the spotty points for today!
-oh. first up, parents Forced me to plod 636 steps today, give or take a few.
-i would've got up at 12 midday today, but PIG mum was in the bathroom so i didn't really until 12:20, or so.
-silly daddy bear and equally silly rainbow spent the night arguing whether i missed him (daddy bear)or her (rainbow) more. my dear bear bear just cuddled up to me and we snored the night away. :P
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i drank the required glass of water and spat out my mouth splint PIG mum slapped the orange apron on me. .
-breakfast this morning was rice bubbles!actually, PIG mum says it wasn't, but since she for some reason refuses to tell me what it was, i'm gonna guess that i had 10 spoonfuls of nutrigrain.
-dear dad came home and we had lunch - egg and a tiny piece of ham. dad wouldn't give me a bigger piece of spam coz he said it was old.
-parents Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to garbo we tootled to get my new glasses.
-i was gratefully swapped into sparkless upon arrival, and wheeled myself in. thanks to dear dad for the steering.
-disaster at the optom place - only the LENSES had come in, not the FRAME. ><
-so i wheeled myself back into the car (we bumped into letty!)and we tootled back home.
-parents Forced me to walk back inside, where PIG mum forced me to drink a full glass of water and put me down for a nap.
-dolly the baby elephant came at 4:30 and gave me a shower first - no hairwash today.
-i did a stinky unspeakable :P afterwards, so much thanks to dolly who helped me wipe.
-i got rekitted, dolly stuck my sandals on then swapped me back to sparky.
-i tootled over for some arvo tea - a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich - i think we're out of cheese now - cut into 2 rectangles and a cup of yummy tetley's british blend with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey. dolly herself had a cup of coffee with heaps of teaspoons of honey, and kindly shared with me some nice sweet bikkies her sister had made.
-evan and janice came to visit! well, to give sth to dad, i think it was really.
-we watched 7's news at 6 - telstra shares are up, yay! - then dolly took me to the bathroom once.
-i signed her off and wrote her a christmas card. she promises to get me one of her "no boyfriend? no problem" tees. yay!
-dinner tonight was 5 yummy dumplings made for us by some nice aunty. thanks to PIG mum who gave me half a drop of soya sauce and dad chipped in with one HUGE slice of carrot.
-well, to be honest, i'm not used to being at home ... should i read the news or watch an episode of naruto? oh well, see yous all again toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. fingers crossed for a dry night. last night was unsuccessful. ><
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
thursday post
well, this really and truly the last post from me as i go and meet my doom from the mater very soon :S :P
mum's assured me that everything will be alright; i pray and hope so too! right now, i'm praying that god and percy the angel/saint will give dr. olsen very steady hands and a clear head for the lobotomy she's going to perform on me :P nah, em's just joking - she's only going to check on my shunt.
but just in case, if sth does go terribly, terribly wrong and i end up in heaven, please remember to be very nice/kind/loving/you choose an adjective :p to my parents, especially my dearest dad.
cool! since i have time, i'm quickly going to report on last night and this morning:
-aunty a arrived, as mum gave me a shower.
-i went for a tinkle, got redressed, then swapped to sparky so i could go say hi to aunty a.
-dad Forced me to walk out to the car. mum and aunty a tumbled in, and off to the hyperdome sizzlers we tootled, listening to ... umm ... nothing :P
-we parked, i was gratefully swapped into sparkless and wheeled myself in.
-upon arrival - bad news :S no cheesy bread left! >< oh well...
-i got a malibu chicken supreme,mum got garlic prawns, dad a steak with mushroom, and aunty aspicy chicken and prawns, but poor thing - there were none left! >< so she got a refund and stuck with a salad bar.
-our food arrived and we swapped around. my main meal was really the desert. :p
-the lady gave us a few free chocolates. i grabbed 3 or so.
-time to go, i wheeled myself out, dad providing some steering.
-we tootled home, listening to jacky cheung and stopping at a nearby petrol station on the way to buy my milk .:p
-once home, parents Forced me to walk in.
-i hugged aunty a goodbye, reminding her of the mushrooms she owes mum for her bday! :P
-pig time. me: zzz.:P
-thanks to mum who gave me pullup pants.
-i rang grandma, speaking to aunty nga first. she told me not to be scared, and that i'd be ok.
-grandma was having a shower, but rang us back and prayed with me b4 i slept. PIG mum, grandma and i all recited the lord's prayer too.
-thanks to PIG mum who gave me pull-up pants at night.
-thanks again to PIG mum and dear dad who dug me up at 5:45am to gimme half a glass of chocolate nesquik and half a glass of plain milk.
-i kept snoring until 9am.
-PIG mum dug me up and gave me a shower. i got redressed and went for 2 tinkles after/
=PIG mum helped me go up to my room. she brought up bear bear for me too :) i said bye and cya later to my bed, my table, my chair and bluey.
-dear dad came up too.
-mum took me to the loo once b4 i went to wash and dry both hands and fell down the stairs :p ok, so i walked. :p
-mum gave me a cup of water to rinse my mouth, then i popped briefly online.
-ok, PIG mum says it's time to rock off, so i'll love you and leave you, ok? god willing, i'll see you all again soon!
love,
em. ^^
P.S. god, you know my challenge to you - please heal my left side, so i can walk back to HK for dad's mum's 90th bday next dec, and so i can play twinkle twinkle, both hands, for my parent's 25th wedding anniversary next year. oh, and if you have time, please come and visit me!
mum's assured me that everything will be alright; i pray and hope so too! right now, i'm praying that god and percy the angel/saint will give dr. olsen very steady hands and a clear head for the lobotomy she's going to perform on me :P nah, em's just joking - she's only going to check on my shunt.
but just in case, if sth does go terribly, terribly wrong and i end up in heaven, please remember to be very nice/kind/loving/you choose an adjective :p to my parents, especially my dearest dad.
cool! since i have time, i'm quickly going to report on last night and this morning:
-aunty a arrived, as mum gave me a shower.
-i went for a tinkle, got redressed, then swapped to sparky so i could go say hi to aunty a.
-dad Forced me to walk out to the car. mum and aunty a tumbled in, and off to the hyperdome sizzlers we tootled, listening to ... umm ... nothing :P
-we parked, i was gratefully swapped into sparkless and wheeled myself in.
-upon arrival - bad news :S no cheesy bread left! >< oh well...
-i got a malibu chicken supreme,mum got garlic prawns, dad a steak with mushroom, and aunty aspicy chicken and prawns, but poor thing - there were none left! >< so she got a refund and stuck with a salad bar.
-our food arrived and we swapped around. my main meal was really the desert. :p
-the lady gave us a few free chocolates. i grabbed 3 or so.
-time to go, i wheeled myself out, dad providing some steering.
-we tootled home, listening to jacky cheung and stopping at a nearby petrol station on the way to buy my milk .:p
-once home, parents Forced me to walk in.
-i hugged aunty a goodbye, reminding her of the mushrooms she owes mum for her bday! :P
-pig time. me: zzz.:P
-thanks to mum who gave me pullup pants.
-i rang grandma, speaking to aunty nga first. she told me not to be scared, and that i'd be ok.
-grandma was having a shower, but rang us back and prayed with me b4 i slept. PIG mum, grandma and i all recited the lord's prayer too.
-thanks to PIG mum who gave me pull-up pants at night.
-thanks again to PIG mum and dear dad who dug me up at 5:45am to gimme half a glass of chocolate nesquik and half a glass of plain milk.
-i kept snoring until 9am.
-PIG mum dug me up and gave me a shower. i got redressed and went for 2 tinkles after/
=PIG mum helped me go up to my room. she brought up bear bear for me too :) i said bye and cya later to my bed, my table, my chair and bluey.
-dear dad came up too.
-mum took me to the loo once b4 i went to wash and dry both hands and fell down the stairs :p ok, so i walked. :p
-mum gave me a cup of water to rinse my mouth, then i popped briefly online.
-ok, PIG mum says it's time to rock off, so i'll love you and leave you, ok? god willing, i'll see you all again soon!
love,
em. ^^
P.S. god, you know my challenge to you - please heal my left side, so i can walk back to HK for dad's mum's 90th bday next dec, and so i can play twinkle twinkle, both hands, for my parent's 25th wedding anniversary next year. oh, and if you have time, please come and visit me!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
wednesday post
good afternoon, all! PIG mum forced em to plod 1499 or 1699 steps today; sorry, i forgot which number exactly, but it's one of those two figures, i'm pretty sure.ok, i said i usually type everything out once on a thursday, but since i'll be going to the mater toms, i'd better type it out today instead:
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom after i drank my bedtime milk.
2. because my right hand chose to rinse the first mouthful, PIG mum forced my left hand, along with my right hand, to rinse 4x afterwards.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum happily Forced me over to dry both of them.
4. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the loo.
5. PIG mum forced me to pull down my own pants. the strange thing is, she oulled them back up for me afterwards, even though i didn't do a stinky or anything.
6. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to bed.
-the last thing, i'm happy/relieved to report a dry night. hope i can keep this up! anyways, here come's the day's spotty points! :P
-dear dad came in to kiss me byebye, and since he couldn't find my silly daddy bear, he gave dear rainbow a peck instead.
-PIG mum came to shovel :P me up, and i went in the pot :P once.
-i got kitted, then PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast this morning was just a glass of plain milk.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to sunnybank private we tootled, listening to jacky cheung's 'white' CD. well, it was that or 'black'. it's the one of all mandarin songs.
-i was gratefully swapped into sparkless upon arrival, and wheeled myself in, PIG mum kindly lending some steering.
-i went to the loo once. actually, there were no disabled toilets, for some reason. but the single toilet was too narrow to fit sparkless in, meaning PIG mum got to happily Force me to walk a few steps in, and back out, after a tinkle.
-i washed and dried my right hand, then wheeled myself back out to the waiting area.
-hey, how cool is this? there's a list of doctors hanging on the wall, and one of them is dr. 'piyoosh'! haha:P bet he's indian!
-my turn, and i wheeled myself in. the person on the machine, her name was 'leah' and she said i'd remember it as 'leaHAHAHA'! hehe~
-the CT/CAT scan was really very quick, like, less than 15-20mins, i think.
-leahahaha :P placed me back into sparkless, and i wheeled myself back out.
-i went to the loo once more, meaning PIG mum happily got to Force me to walk a few steps in and happily Force me to walk a few steps out.
-i wheeled myself back out, and read a motorcycle mag for awhile as we were waiting for my report. PIG mum went next door briefly to buy me some eye goo.
-we picked up our report, then i wheeled myself back to the car. PIG mum kindly agreed to my request to go to 'dong fong'/ sunnybank oriental for lunch.
PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when she arrived.
-the 'A' and 'B' meals were no good for me, as for A, i don't like coconut and B i can't eat spicy food, so i got a spaghetti meal with chicken and onion and a cold milk tea, while PIG mum got a B meal with an iced lemon tea.
-we saw letty and family!
-lunch all gobbled up, we said bye to letty's family, and PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to the car.
-we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung. good news? PIG mum's promised me that i can listen to westlife toms when we go to the mater.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when we got back home. she also forced me to dank and un-dak myself, BTW. then she happily Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, and happily Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-dear dad rang :) but i forgot where he is now, sorry.
-i tootled online. it should be near 2 hrs by the time bernadette gets here.
-well, that's all from me for awhile, folks. i'll be going into the mater toms, and god willing, won't be coming out in a coffin! >< hope i'll be able to be out for PIG mum's bday on boxing day, too! please do come visit me if you have the time, and if god really does decide to end my life there, please remember to be nice to my parents. but especially my dear dad, coz i know PIG mum's made of stronger stuff than him. hope to see you all soon!
love,
em. ^^
P.S. uncle yuk tai's just rang, and apparently i don't have to be at the mater till 11:30am toms. great! me bags the right to be a happy pig toms!
P.P.S. just curious ... i wonder if they have internet access at the mater? if so, i must ask my parents to bring in laptoppy for me!
P.P.P.S. yay! i think PIG mum promised to take me to dinner at sizzler's tonight! i've already decided, i want a malibu chicken. yumyum! and b4 i have to start fasting at 6am toms, i think PIG mum's promised to bring me half a glass of chocolate nesquik and half a glass of plain milk. thankee! :)
P.P.P.P.S. *exasperated sigh* coda is a failure. AGAIN >< that's twice this week already, and it's only a wednesday! ><
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom after i drank my bedtime milk.
2. because my right hand chose to rinse the first mouthful, PIG mum forced my left hand, along with my right hand, to rinse 4x afterwards.
3. after washing both hands, PIG mum happily Forced me over to dry both of them.
4. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the loo.
5. PIG mum forced me to pull down my own pants. the strange thing is, she oulled them back up for me afterwards, even though i didn't do a stinky or anything.
6. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk the few steps over to wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to bed.
-the last thing, i'm happy/relieved to report a dry night. hope i can keep this up! anyways, here come's the day's spotty points! :P
-dear dad came in to kiss me byebye, and since he couldn't find my silly daddy bear, he gave dear rainbow a peck instead.
-PIG mum came to shovel :P me up, and i went in the pot :P once.
-i got kitted, then PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast this morning was just a glass of plain milk.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the car, where off to sunnybank private we tootled, listening to jacky cheung's 'white' CD. well, it was that or 'black'. it's the one of all mandarin songs.
-i was gratefully swapped into sparkless upon arrival, and wheeled myself in, PIG mum kindly lending some steering.
-i went to the loo once. actually, there were no disabled toilets, for some reason. but the single toilet was too narrow to fit sparkless in, meaning PIG mum got to happily Force me to walk a few steps in, and back out, after a tinkle.
-i washed and dried my right hand, then wheeled myself back out to the waiting area.
-hey, how cool is this? there's a list of doctors hanging on the wall, and one of them is dr. 'piyoosh'! haha:P bet he's indian!
-my turn, and i wheeled myself in. the person on the machine, her name was 'leah' and she said i'd remember it as 'leaHAHAHA'! hehe~
-the CT/CAT scan was really very quick, like, less than 15-20mins, i think.
-leahahaha :P placed me back into sparkless, and i wheeled myself back out.
-i went to the loo once more, meaning PIG mum happily got to Force me to walk a few steps in and happily Force me to walk a few steps out.
-i wheeled myself back out, and read a motorcycle mag for awhile as we were waiting for my report. PIG mum went next door briefly to buy me some eye goo.
-we picked up our report, then i wheeled myself back to the car. PIG mum kindly agreed to my request to go to 'dong fong'/ sunnybank oriental for lunch.
PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when she arrived.
-the 'A' and 'B' meals were no good for me, as for A, i don't like coconut and B i can't eat spicy food, so i got a spaghetti meal with chicken and onion and a cold milk tea, while PIG mum got a B meal with an iced lemon tea.
-we saw letty and family!
-lunch all gobbled up, we said bye to letty's family, and PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to the car.
-we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung. good news? PIG mum's promised me that i can listen to westlife toms when we go to the mater.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when we got back home. she also forced me to dank and un-dak myself, BTW. then she happily Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, and happily Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-dear dad rang :) but i forgot where he is now, sorry.
-i tootled online. it should be near 2 hrs by the time bernadette gets here.
-well, that's all from me for awhile, folks. i'll be going into the mater toms, and god willing, won't be coming out in a coffin! >< hope i'll be able to be out for PIG mum's bday on boxing day, too! please do come visit me if you have the time, and if god really does decide to end my life there, please remember to be nice to my parents. but especially my dear dad, coz i know PIG mum's made of stronger stuff than him. hope to see you all soon!
love,
em. ^^
P.S. uncle yuk tai's just rang, and apparently i don't have to be at the mater till 11:30am toms. great! me bags the right to be a happy pig toms!
P.P.S. just curious ... i wonder if they have internet access at the mater? if so, i must ask my parents to bring in laptoppy for me!
P.P.P.S. yay! i think PIG mum promised to take me to dinner at sizzler's tonight! i've already decided, i want a malibu chicken. yumyum! and b4 i have to start fasting at 6am toms, i think PIG mum's promised to bring me half a glass of chocolate nesquik and half a glass of plain milk. thankee! :)
P.P.P.P.S. *exasperated sigh* coda is a failure. AGAIN >< that's twice this week already, and it's only a wednesday! ><
tuesday post
good evening! 2613 steps today. i counted that i did 220 with dom dom, so i guess PIG mum Forced me to do the rest. anyways, about last night, first:
-just repeat everything i've said throughout the week since thursday. usually, i'll type it once out every thursday, but since i'll be going into the mater on thursday, i had better type it all out toms.
-em is also ashamed to admit that she woke up last night, and she was wet. >< i hope tonight will go better!
anyways, i'm being summoned for dinner, so i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:52pm.
*burp* back now! time is now 8:01pm, and dinner tonight: rice, 5 pieces of cos lettuce, 3 small pieces of yummy chicken, and one yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. apparently, according to PIG mum, it is a GREAT sin if you don't stick your pointer into the ear of your cup, oh well, no biggie.
anyways, here comes the day's spotty :P points!
-i had a happy snore this morning. so did daddy bear and dear rainbow, who i mantain, still snore louder than i do! :P
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then happily Forced me to walk out to the car.
-off we tootled to the PA, listening to jacky cheung.
-upon arrival, i expressed a need to go to the bathroom, meaning PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the loo for a tinkle, happily Forced me to walk to the sink to wash and dry my right hand, and happily Forced me to walk to the day physio gym.
-i gave a happy hi to dear dom dom (i also admitted to her, that i can't spell her name in it's entirety^^") and gave her an xmas card and a box of chocolates. i also gave her another card for bob, janelle and micky,along with another box of chocolates, and asked her to please pass them along for me, prompting her to say, "that's ok, we'll go to BIRU later and visit them." so PIG mum rocked off to buy us lunch, and my last PT session with dom dom for the year started. and good news? baby claire can now say 'mum'! anyways, i counted that i plodded 202 steps with dom dom, meaning that PIG mum must've forced me to walk the remaining 2401 steps today. oh well. --after plodding up and down the day hospital physio gym, dom dom sat me down and very kindly shared with me one of her chocolates. i think it was a plain milk chocolate one.
-dom dom walked me to the BIRU gym. i flopped on the bed. actually, she also told me the name of everyone in mrs. mouse's family, but i admit, i've forgotten it all, except that her son (who's younger than her daughter by a few years), his name is phillipe. and lucky things - their family has already gone up for a christmas holiday in noosa!
-i gave janelle their xmas card and chocolates, she says that bob likes dark chocolate! and had a good laugh at the diagram i drew on the card of them walking me.
-PIG mum came to pick me up. i asked her to see if habib was in, so that i could give him his xmas card, but when she checked for me, too bad, it was helen richardson there. too bad, maybe toms when i go to the PA again?
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back out to the car. i rang dear dad, then we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung. i like that song, 'no matter' coz when he sings those words, it sounds like 'wash away'! haha~
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when we arrived.
-lunch was sth new - a turkey sub! not bad, honestly, but i think i like the chicken ones more.
-kwany rang and said he'd pop over.
-ding dong! mrs dent came over to say hi. even better, she'd bought a packet of mint m'n'm's!
-when she left, kwany arrived
-i gave him his present - a card and a box of chocolates.
-we played it out on the wii. first, he made himself a mii, then he whooped me in the tennis. i got him back in the boxing, though, even though PIG mum said he let me win. oh well, thanks anyway, kwany!
-we moved onto cooking mama, and cooked almost everything! i think i'm best at cracking eggs, though. me pretty useless with everything else.
-kwany got a phone call, and he said he had to go home for dinner soon. so PIG mum fed him a polo bun, and me half an egg and ham bun. i washed mine down with a chocolate nesquik, and he with like a cup of tea - with 3 or 4 sugars! lol, i only take 2 with mine!
-when he left, PIG mum readied me for a shower, but then, as the washing machine was still hard at work, she instead wheeled meinto the loo, where i promptly delivered a stinky unspeakable :p
-ding dong! aunty anne and smoky jie jie arrived, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe, put my knickers and daks back on, and pushed me out to say hello.
-i had a chat to aunty anne and smoky, who promises to make the chicken tonight thing sometime soon! i told her that i preferred white sauce to red sauce, though.
-when they left, PIG mum kindly gave me a lukewarm shower. surprisingly, though, she only forced my left hand to scrub my body 30 - 40 times. i mean, last time i thought it had been 170x!
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then helped myself to get redressed.
-PIG mum only whacked my sandals on b4 swapping me back to sparky.
-i tootled over to watch ABC's 7pm news. argh, telstra shares have plummeted SO low it's not even worth mentioning!
-i've already written dinner, yeah? so there's nothing really more to be said. toms, we have a lunch date with lee and mrs. stewart, back at the PA. i hope it'll go well! and i want sth with gravy :p
cheers,
em. ^^
-just repeat everything i've said throughout the week since thursday. usually, i'll type it once out every thursday, but since i'll be going into the mater on thursday, i had better type it all out toms.
-em is also ashamed to admit that she woke up last night, and she was wet. >< i hope tonight will go better!
anyways, i'm being summoned for dinner, so i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:52pm.
*burp* back now! time is now 8:01pm, and dinner tonight: rice, 5 pieces of cos lettuce, 3 small pieces of yummy chicken, and one yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. apparently, according to PIG mum, it is a GREAT sin if you don't stick your pointer into the ear of your cup, oh well, no biggie.
anyways, here comes the day's spotty :P points!
-i had a happy snore this morning. so did daddy bear and dear rainbow, who i mantain, still snore louder than i do! :P
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then happily Forced me to walk out to the car.
-off we tootled to the PA, listening to jacky cheung.
-upon arrival, i expressed a need to go to the bathroom, meaning PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the loo for a tinkle, happily Forced me to walk to the sink to wash and dry my right hand, and happily Forced me to walk to the day physio gym.
-i gave a happy hi to dear dom dom (i also admitted to her, that i can't spell her name in it's entirety^^") and gave her an xmas card and a box of chocolates. i also gave her another card for bob, janelle and micky,along with another box of chocolates, and asked her to please pass them along for me, prompting her to say, "that's ok, we'll go to BIRU later and visit them." so PIG mum rocked off to buy us lunch, and my last PT session with dom dom for the year started. and good news? baby claire can now say 'mum'! anyways, i counted that i plodded 202 steps with dom dom, meaning that PIG mum must've forced me to walk the remaining 2401 steps today. oh well. --after plodding up and down the day hospital physio gym, dom dom sat me down and very kindly shared with me one of her chocolates. i think it was a plain milk chocolate one.
-dom dom walked me to the BIRU gym. i flopped on the bed. actually, she also told me the name of everyone in mrs. mouse's family, but i admit, i've forgotten it all, except that her son (who's younger than her daughter by a few years), his name is phillipe. and lucky things - their family has already gone up for a christmas holiday in noosa!
-i gave janelle their xmas card and chocolates, she says that bob likes dark chocolate! and had a good laugh at the diagram i drew on the card of them walking me.
-PIG mum came to pick me up. i asked her to see if habib was in, so that i could give him his xmas card, but when she checked for me, too bad, it was helen richardson there. too bad, maybe toms when i go to the PA again?
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back out to the car. i rang dear dad, then we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung. i like that song, 'no matter' coz when he sings those words, it sounds like 'wash away'! haha~
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in when we arrived.
-lunch was sth new - a turkey sub! not bad, honestly, but i think i like the chicken ones more.
-kwany rang and said he'd pop over.
-ding dong! mrs dent came over to say hi. even better, she'd bought a packet of mint m'n'm's!
-when she left, kwany arrived
-i gave him his present - a card and a box of chocolates.
-we played it out on the wii. first, he made himself a mii, then he whooped me in the tennis. i got him back in the boxing, though, even though PIG mum said he let me win. oh well, thanks anyway, kwany!
-we moved onto cooking mama, and cooked almost everything! i think i'm best at cracking eggs, though. me pretty useless with everything else.
-kwany got a phone call, and he said he had to go home for dinner soon. so PIG mum fed him a polo bun, and me half an egg and ham bun. i washed mine down with a chocolate nesquik, and he with like a cup of tea - with 3 or 4 sugars! lol, i only take 2 with mine!
-when he left, PIG mum readied me for a shower, but then, as the washing machine was still hard at work, she instead wheeled meinto the loo, where i promptly delivered a stinky unspeakable :p
-ding dong! aunty anne and smoky jie jie arrived, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe, put my knickers and daks back on, and pushed me out to say hello.
-i had a chat to aunty anne and smoky, who promises to make the chicken tonight thing sometime soon! i told her that i preferred white sauce to red sauce, though.
-when they left, PIG mum kindly gave me a lukewarm shower. surprisingly, though, she only forced my left hand to scrub my body 30 - 40 times. i mean, last time i thought it had been 170x!
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then helped myself to get redressed.
-PIG mum only whacked my sandals on b4 swapping me back to sparky.
-i tootled over to watch ABC's 7pm news. argh, telstra shares have plummeted SO low it's not even worth mentioning!
-i've already written dinner, yeah? so there's nothing really more to be said. toms, we have a lunch date with lee and mrs. stewart, back at the PA. i hope it'll go well! and i want sth with gravy :p
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, December 15, 2008
monday post
wow! 3 posts this monday!anyways, dinner: rice, 6 or 7 pieces of bok choy, and a small helping of chicken. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-i'm just chatting to dear pole plop right now, and evan's over chatting new church things with dad.
see you toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i'm just chatting to dear pole plop right now, and evan's over chatting new church things with dad.
see you toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post
sorry, i forgot, today's a monday, meaning ... christmas wishlist time!
a PIG mum! like, you know how i already have a daddy bear?
-some glow in the dark stars for my room.
-westlife's newest DVD, is it called 10 yrs of westlife?
-a box of weetbix! as taught to us by aunty vicky, they taste beautiful with a dollop of honey!
-another teddy. it doesn't have to be a bear, just a teddy of any sort will be fine.
-a wii game! any, but i think wii music sounds good?
- a fun pack of cereal! you know, it's 8 to 10 little boxes of cereal, like coco pops, fruit loops, etc? but if i can't get that, then just a box of frosties will be fine. that's my favourite cereal, and i haven't had it for more than a year!
anyways, i will repeat this every monday and once more on christmas day. so santa, be nice!
-one more thing - a great big HAHAHA at poor president shrub, who had 2 SHOES thrown to him by a protestor. lol, good dodging!
a PIG mum! like, you know how i already have a daddy bear?
-some glow in the dark stars for my room.
-westlife's newest DVD, is it called 10 yrs of westlife?
-a box of weetbix! as taught to us by aunty vicky, they taste beautiful with a dollop of honey!
-another teddy. it doesn't have to be a bear, just a teddy of any sort will be fine.
-a wii game! any, but i think wii music sounds good?
- a fun pack of cereal! you know, it's 8 to 10 little boxes of cereal, like coco pops, fruit loops, etc? but if i can't get that, then just a box of frosties will be fine. that's my favourite cereal, and i haven't had it for more than a year!
anyways, i will repeat this every monday and once more on christmas day. so santa, be nice!
-one more thing - a great big HAHAHA at poor president shrub, who had 2 SHOES thrown to him by a protestor. lol, good dodging!
Sunday, December 14, 2008
yello! anyways, em only got forced to plod 305 steps today. not a lot, but i promise that i will plod more toms! ok, so just concerning last night.
-just repeat what i've said throughout the week.
anyways, here comes the day's spotty points! :P
-em was a happy [pig this morning. but i still maintain, that dear daddy bear and rainbow snore louder than i do. :P
-i slept until aunty wendy arrived. then i went once in the pot, b4 aunty wendy got me kitted, leaving PIG mum to happily Force me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast was a yummy sausage bun plus a plain glass of milk.
-i turned around to watch the news. bad news? telstra shares are down like 25c, to like just $3.88! ><
-lunch was 5 or so yummy boiled dumplings, thanks to PIG mum who gave me just a drop of soy sauce with them. the dumplings i washed down with either a cup of plain milk or a cup of chocolate nesquik, i can't remember which, sorry.
-aunty june came to visit us - she's the one who gave me my mickey and minnie PJ's, i think?
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo. again, that's another person who drives sparky better than me.
-when aunty june left, i declared that i was sleepy and so hit the sack. zzz!
-aunty vicky knocked on our door to visit. i thought that dear dad has already bought some new batteries, so i dunno what's happened there.
-i went once again in the pot, got kitted, then PIG mum happily got to Force me to walk out, to sparky this time.
-aunty vicky had a chat with us, telling us about this ENORMOUS pig uncle victor had bought her! i told her to ask uncle victor for me if he can buy me one too, for PIG mum. lol, wouldn't it be wonderful if he really could? :P
-aunty vicky left, and PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to sparky, where i tootled online.
-i checked my email first, and was scared to read the email that leanne had sent to everyone, that my stupid tumour had somehow grown BIGGER. >< i promptly got teary - hello, i'm 21! me not ready to die for at least another 79 years!anyways, much thanks to PIG mum who then rang leanne to tell her that it wasn't my tumour, but my VENTRICLE. don't know if that means i'm doomed to die. i bloody well hope not!
-PIG mum hit pig land, and i went back online. think i'm allowed on till 7:10pm.
-anyways, last day physio toms! hope it'll go well. it'll just be mum and i; dunno what aunty vicky is doing. we'll also meet leanne first for breakfast at maccas. yay! me want a hash brown, a bacon and egg wrap, and a cup of milk.
-hope everyone has a great day toms! oh. and i think i'm also going to some place for a CT scan, at sunnybank private, i think. hope that goes well too! oh, lastly:must remember to hand out my christmas cards toms!
-just repeat what i've said throughout the week.
anyways, here comes the day's spotty points! :P
-em was a happy [pig this morning. but i still maintain, that dear daddy bear and rainbow snore louder than i do. :P
-i slept until aunty wendy arrived. then i went once in the pot, b4 aunty wendy got me kitted, leaving PIG mum to happily Force me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast was a yummy sausage bun plus a plain glass of milk.
-i turned around to watch the news. bad news? telstra shares are down like 25c, to like just $3.88! ><
-lunch was 5 or so yummy boiled dumplings, thanks to PIG mum who gave me just a drop of soy sauce with them. the dumplings i washed down with either a cup of plain milk or a cup of chocolate nesquik, i can't remember which, sorry.
-aunty june came to visit us - she's the one who gave me my mickey and minnie PJ's, i think?
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo. again, that's another person who drives sparky better than me.
-when aunty june left, i declared that i was sleepy and so hit the sack. zzz!
-aunty vicky knocked on our door to visit. i thought that dear dad has already bought some new batteries, so i dunno what's happened there.
-i went once again in the pot, got kitted, then PIG mum happily got to Force me to walk out, to sparky this time.
-aunty vicky had a chat with us, telling us about this ENORMOUS pig uncle victor had bought her! i told her to ask uncle victor for me if he can buy me one too, for PIG mum. lol, wouldn't it be wonderful if he really could? :P
-aunty vicky left, and PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back to sparky, where i tootled online.
-i checked my email first, and was scared to read the email that leanne had sent to everyone, that my stupid tumour had somehow grown BIGGER. >< i promptly got teary - hello, i'm 21! me not ready to die for at least another 79 years!anyways, much thanks to PIG mum who then rang leanne to tell her that it wasn't my tumour, but my VENTRICLE. don't know if that means i'm doomed to die. i bloody well hope not!
-PIG mum hit pig land, and i went back online. think i'm allowed on till 7:10pm.
-anyways, last day physio toms! hope it'll go well. it'll just be mum and i; dunno what aunty vicky is doing. we'll also meet leanne first for breakfast at maccas. yay! me want a hash brown, a bacon and egg wrap, and a cup of milk.
-hope everyone has a great day toms! oh. and i think i'm also going to some place for a CT scan, at sunnybank private, i think. hope that goes well too! oh, lastly:must remember to hand out my christmas cards toms!
sunday post
good evening, all! anyways, em got forced to plod 2885 steps today, and the spam count for the weekend is 50. and with regards to last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out yesterday. i should write it out in full every thursday, but since i'll be at the mater on thurs, i'd better do it on wednesday. anyways, here comes today's spotty points :P
-PIG mum dug me up this morning. i got kitted, then she happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast this morning was a slice of toast with a little marg and jam, and a plain glass of milk.
-breakfast all eaten, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the car, where dear dad tootled us off to church. don't think we listened to any music, so i just sang my favourite song in my head. only got through like 25 bottles, though, b4 we arrived.
-dear dad rocked off to the canto sermon, leaving PIG mum to happily to Force me to walk in.
-worship today:christy jie on piano, lams on guitar, umm ... wells and leanne on vocals. turns out wells lives down at the gold coast now, and that leanne's birthday actually isn't on the 23rd of december! 22nd, i think it was. that, or the 24th. PIG mum happily forced me to stand during worship.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he gave us a christmas sermon! and brought his whole family along too - i think he's got 2 sons and a daughter.
-service over, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the loo. and when she was kindly helping me yank my daks up, i took the opportunity to wash and dry my right hand.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back outside.
-i took a seat and joey showed me her formal photos! very pretty, too - she was wearing a green dress, but told me that almost everyone was wearing blue.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out, dear dad tumbled in too, and off we tootled to plaza, listening to jacky cheung.
-janice rang and invited me to lunch with them at the coffee club; i would've loved to go, but PIG mum for some reason just refused. oh well, maybe next time.
-dad parked, then parents happily Forced me to walk to foodcourt, catching the escalator on the way.
-i had cafe mi last week, and so asked for some KFC this week. i've no idea why PIG mum refused, but oh well. i guess i'll just have to get it 2 sundays in a row once i'm out of the mater.
-i would've asked for a yummy kebab if my first choice of KFC was refused, but PIG mum decided that i was only to have a hungry jack's cheeseburger. no, i think it was a hamburger, no cheese. no, i ... forgot. :P
-dad munched the vast majority of my chips; luckily i did manage to get a few in my mouth first. i also drank a yummy pudding milk tea; PIG mum got it from the cheapo asian place rather than the more exy easy way. i noticed that the tea was TONS weaker, or more watery, is that the word? but the pudding i got in it was HUGE!
-parents happily Forced me to walk back down to the car after lunch; i caught the escalator down again.
-we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung.
-i needed to tinkle when we arrived home, so PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in. she also forced me to pull my own daks down, and forced me to pull them back up afterwards. then she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she happily Forced me to walk back to bed. initially i had asked for my new horse book from kat jie jie to have a browse through, but PIG mum refused and just ordered me to sleep. so i snored :P
-ding dong! alma came at 2:45pm, and immediately started making bread!
-i called for PIG mum, who let me go once in the pot, then just plopped me out on the showerchair and wheeled me outto watch alma make bread.
-as parents rocked off to buy a battery for our doorbell, alma gave me a shower - hairwash today. good thing is that only my chin is a bit spotty.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed and transferred back to sparky.
-i tootled over to watch alma roll out the bread dough with a rolling pin, then toss them in the frypan. she spread a little marg over it with a SPOON :P when it was cooked.
-along with a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, we sat down to eat. yummy!
-i flipped on the computer for alma so she could check her email.
-at 6pm, i turned off the aircon and opened the window, alma turned on the TV and kindly fed me a cracker.
-we watched 7's news, read out by sharyn ghidella. sport was by ben davis, weather by talitha cummins, and the beach report by liz ... something or other :P oh, i remember now! it was liz CANTOR!^^"
-alma put my socks, splint and shoes back on for me and took me to the loo once. she honestly is better at driving sparky than me!
-b4 she left, alma showed us some of her family's photos! shan is honestly very cute! as for alma's brother, i know have the belief that he's a pig. why? i only had 2 of alma's yummy naan bread. he had TEN, then told alma, "thanks. you can cook the main meal now.o_O" lol!
-i signed alma off at 7, and we said our byes and thanks.
-dear dad called dinner: just a little bit of rice tonight, with 5 or so pieces of bok choy, and a small slice of alma's naan bread. dad and PIG mum shared the rest. that i washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down cup of pear juice.
-anyways, that's the spotty points :P for today. i hope everyone has a smashing week! as for me, i'm going to find myself an episode of naruto. laters!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. someone's singing 'you raise me up' on TV. mum doesn't know who it is, though. but it sounds great!
-just repeat everything i typed out yesterday. i should write it out in full every thursday, but since i'll be at the mater on thurs, i'd better do it on wednesday. anyways, here comes today's spotty points :P
-PIG mum dug me up this morning. i got kitted, then she happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-breakfast this morning was a slice of toast with a little marg and jam, and a plain glass of milk.
-breakfast all eaten, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the car, where dear dad tootled us off to church. don't think we listened to any music, so i just sang my favourite song in my head. only got through like 25 bottles, though, b4 we arrived.
-dear dad rocked off to the canto sermon, leaving PIG mum to happily to Force me to walk in.
-worship today:christy jie on piano, lams on guitar, umm ... wells and leanne on vocals. turns out wells lives down at the gold coast now, and that leanne's birthday actually isn't on the 23rd of december! 22nd, i think it was. that, or the 24th. PIG mum happily forced me to stand during worship.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he gave us a christmas sermon! and brought his whole family along too - i think he's got 2 sons and a daughter.
-service over, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the loo. and when she was kindly helping me yank my daks up, i took the opportunity to wash and dry my right hand.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk back outside.
-i took a seat and joey showed me her formal photos! very pretty, too - she was wearing a green dress, but told me that almost everyone was wearing blue.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out, dear dad tumbled in too, and off we tootled to plaza, listening to jacky cheung.
-janice rang and invited me to lunch with them at the coffee club; i would've loved to go, but PIG mum for some reason just refused. oh well, maybe next time.
-dad parked, then parents happily Forced me to walk to foodcourt, catching the escalator on the way.
-i had cafe mi last week, and so asked for some KFC this week. i've no idea why PIG mum refused, but oh well. i guess i'll just have to get it 2 sundays in a row once i'm out of the mater.
-i would've asked for a yummy kebab if my first choice of KFC was refused, but PIG mum decided that i was only to have a hungry jack's cheeseburger. no, i think it was a hamburger, no cheese. no, i ... forgot. :P
-dad munched the vast majority of my chips; luckily i did manage to get a few in my mouth first. i also drank a yummy pudding milk tea; PIG mum got it from the cheapo asian place rather than the more exy easy way. i noticed that the tea was TONS weaker, or more watery, is that the word? but the pudding i got in it was HUGE!
-parents happily Forced me to walk back down to the car after lunch; i caught the escalator down again.
-we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung.
-i needed to tinkle when we arrived home, so PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in. she also forced me to pull my own daks down, and forced me to pull them back up afterwards. then she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she happily Forced me to walk back to bed. initially i had asked for my new horse book from kat jie jie to have a browse through, but PIG mum refused and just ordered me to sleep. so i snored :P
-ding dong! alma came at 2:45pm, and immediately started making bread!
-i called for PIG mum, who let me go once in the pot, then just plopped me out on the showerchair and wheeled me outto watch alma make bread.
-as parents rocked off to buy a battery for our doorbell, alma gave me a shower - hairwash today. good thing is that only my chin is a bit spotty.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed and transferred back to sparky.
-i tootled over to watch alma roll out the bread dough with a rolling pin, then toss them in the frypan. she spread a little marg over it with a SPOON :P when it was cooked.
-along with a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, we sat down to eat. yummy!
-i flipped on the computer for alma so she could check her email.
-at 6pm, i turned off the aircon and opened the window, alma turned on the TV and kindly fed me a cracker.
-we watched 7's news, read out by sharyn ghidella. sport was by ben davis, weather by talitha cummins, and the beach report by liz ... something or other :P oh, i remember now! it was liz CANTOR!^^"
-alma put my socks, splint and shoes back on for me and took me to the loo once. she honestly is better at driving sparky than me!
-b4 she left, alma showed us some of her family's photos! shan is honestly very cute! as for alma's brother, i know have the belief that he's a pig. why? i only had 2 of alma's yummy naan bread. he had TEN, then told alma, "thanks. you can cook the main meal now.o_O" lol!
-i signed alma off at 7, and we said our byes and thanks.
-dear dad called dinner: just a little bit of rice tonight, with 5 or so pieces of bok choy, and a small slice of alma's naan bread. dad and PIG mum shared the rest. that i washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down cup of pear juice.
-anyways, that's the spotty points :P for today. i hope everyone has a smashing week! as for me, i'm going to find myself an episode of naruto. laters!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. someone's singing 'you raise me up' on TV. mum doesn't know who it is, though. but it sounds great!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
friday post
yo! well, em got forced to plod 1450 steps or 1550 steps today. PIG mum hit the reset button b4 i had the time to memorise it. >< anyways, with regards to last night:
-again, just repeat everything that i typed out on thursday, with just an additional 2 things.
1. when i was in bed, PIG mum forced me to move my left ankle up and down around 25x.
2. PIG mum then forced my left foot to go up and out 25x.
anyways, according to PIG mum, i've already been on for an hour, and so am only allowed one more hour to type out my blog. will try to make it - here comes today's spotty :P points!
-i slept in fairly late again, though not as bad as yesterday's sleep-in. :P
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-brunch was a bowl of PIG mum's delicious pasta and a glass of plain milk.
-PIG mum Forced me to walk over to sparky, where she says i went online for an hr. wow. guessed i must've read lotsa email/checked lotsa news articles then!
-alma came at 3 and gave me a shower first- hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed and transferred back to sparky.
-i tootled over for some arvo tea - a cup of yummy tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, a pear - i shared a slice with alma, of course - and a toasted ham and cheese - score! two slices! - sandwhich
-i read for awhile as alma gave my left hand/arm a massage and grabbed me for like, 4 mins of hand exercises.
-alma put my socks, splint and shoes on and took me to the loo once b4 we sat down to watch 7's 6pm news, read out by sharyn ghidella - it's pronounced 'cadella'? sport was by ben davies, weather by ... umm ... talitha cummins? and the beach report by liz cantor.
-alma took me once more to the loo, where i delievered a stinky unspeakable. :P so much thanks to alma who helped me wipe.
-back out, she fed me half a glass of milk, i signed her off, and we swapped email addys.
-alma also wrote me out a shopping list for mum. she's coming toms, and has promised me that we'd make bread! yummy! :)
-when she left, i was ready to sit down for dinner with PIG mum, but it seems as though dad wanted us to go to uncle tyrone's bday party as well!
-so dad Forced me to walk to the car, PIG mum tumbled in as well, then off we tootled to uncle tyrone's. no music, so i just sang in my head.
-once there, parents FORCED :(first time, remember?) me to walk in. i apologised to uncle tyrone for wearing my dirty shoes inside, and took a seat.
-dinnertime! aunty a cooked vermicelli, ronnie cooked yummy 'fish egg' or whatever it's really called in english and gave me lotsa bok choy too. i was the first to start on the rice, explaining to sylvia that rice is my favourite food.
-most of the ladies rocked off to cook dessert. mum sat next to me and took immense pleasure in wrenching/tearing my left thumb out of a loosely clenched fist. the guys just had a yak.
-i had a chat to aunty karen, who told me that wells was at a worship rehersal and actually lives down at the gold coast now!
-desert! fruit, e.g. watermelon, my favourite black sesame soup - PIG mum kindly gave me a wee bit of sugar - and this white jelly one that had almonds in it>< so therefore not for me.
-i had a yak with aunty susan and uncle slam with our best japanese skills(read: we suck:P)
-parents decided that it was time to go. so we said our byes, they happily Forced me to walk back out to the car, and we tootled home, listening to westlife.
-once home, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in. i asked to do a pee first, so she forced me to yank my own daks down.
-dear dad came to kiss me goodbye; he's going back to uncle tyrone's to watch some soccer or sing K, i guess.
-after a tinkle, PIG mum forced me to pull my trousers back up, then happily Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand, then she happily Forced me to walk over to sparky, reminding me that i've only got an hour's worth of time to be on.
-oh well, so ends the spotty points for today; i hope to see most of yous at church toms! oh, and fingers crossed for some decent lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
-again, just repeat everything that i typed out on thursday, with just an additional 2 things.
1. when i was in bed, PIG mum forced me to move my left ankle up and down around 25x.
2. PIG mum then forced my left foot to go up and out 25x.
anyways, according to PIG mum, i've already been on for an hour, and so am only allowed one more hour to type out my blog. will try to make it - here comes today's spotty :P points!
-i slept in fairly late again, though not as bad as yesterday's sleep-in. :P
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table :P
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-brunch was a bowl of PIG mum's delicious pasta and a glass of plain milk.
-PIG mum Forced me to walk over to sparky, where she says i went online for an hr. wow. guessed i must've read lotsa email/checked lotsa news articles then!
-alma came at 3 and gave me a shower first- hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed and transferred back to sparky.
-i tootled over for some arvo tea - a cup of yummy tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, a pear - i shared a slice with alma, of course - and a toasted ham and cheese - score! two slices! - sandwhich
-i read for awhile as alma gave my left hand/arm a massage and grabbed me for like, 4 mins of hand exercises.
-alma put my socks, splint and shoes on and took me to the loo once b4 we sat down to watch 7's 6pm news, read out by sharyn ghidella - it's pronounced 'cadella'? sport was by ben davies, weather by ... umm ... talitha cummins? and the beach report by liz cantor.
-alma took me once more to the loo, where i delievered a stinky unspeakable. :P so much thanks to alma who helped me wipe.
-back out, she fed me half a glass of milk, i signed her off, and we swapped email addys.
-alma also wrote me out a shopping list for mum. she's coming toms, and has promised me that we'd make bread! yummy! :)
-when she left, i was ready to sit down for dinner with PIG mum, but it seems as though dad wanted us to go to uncle tyrone's bday party as well!
-so dad Forced me to walk to the car, PIG mum tumbled in as well, then off we tootled to uncle tyrone's. no music, so i just sang in my head.
-once there, parents FORCED :(first time, remember?) me to walk in. i apologised to uncle tyrone for wearing my dirty shoes inside, and took a seat.
-dinnertime! aunty a cooked vermicelli, ronnie cooked yummy 'fish egg' or whatever it's really called in english and gave me lotsa bok choy too. i was the first to start on the rice, explaining to sylvia that rice is my favourite food.
-most of the ladies rocked off to cook dessert. mum sat next to me and took immense pleasure in wrenching/tearing my left thumb out of a loosely clenched fist. the guys just had a yak.
-i had a chat to aunty karen, who told me that wells was at a worship rehersal and actually lives down at the gold coast now!
-desert! fruit, e.g. watermelon, my favourite black sesame soup - PIG mum kindly gave me a wee bit of sugar - and this white jelly one that had almonds in it>< so therefore not for me.
-i had a yak with aunty susan and uncle slam with our best japanese skills(read: we suck:P)
-parents decided that it was time to go. so we said our byes, they happily Forced me to walk back out to the car, and we tootled home, listening to westlife.
-once home, PIG mum happily Forced me to walk in. i asked to do a pee first, so she forced me to yank my own daks down.
-dear dad came to kiss me goodbye; he's going back to uncle tyrone's to watch some soccer or sing K, i guess.
-after a tinkle, PIG mum forced me to pull my trousers back up, then happily Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand, then she happily Forced me to walk over to sparky, reminding me that i've only got an hour's worth of time to be on.
-oh well, so ends the spotty points for today; i hope to see most of yous at church toms! oh, and fingers crossed for some decent lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, December 12, 2008
friday post
good evening, all! well, the spam count for the week is 210, and PIG mum forced me to plod 900 steps today. and, regarding last night:
-repeat everything that i typed out yesterday. oh, just one more thing to add:
-when i was in bed, PIG mum grabbed me for one left hand exercise 5 - 10x. anyways, spotty points, incoming! (i decided that i would only type things out in full on special ocassions. the next one is therefore xmas day, followed by boxing day.
-em was a HUGE pig this morning - i think i slept until like, 12:45pm! but daddy bear and rainbow snored next to me, so they drowned out my snoring. :p
-PIG - no, am being summoned to dinner, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:23pm.
-*burp* time is now 7:34pm, and i am back with a full/fat tummy. so, where was i?
-oh. PIG mum dug me up. i went once in the pot, she got me kitted, then happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table.
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-brunch for mum and i was spaghetti she'd cooked. actually really yummy! it had chicken, cauliflower, and this really yummy white cabonara sauce! i washed mine down with a glass of plain milk.
-xmas card writing time! i did one for my ursula birdie, one for dom dom, one for the stewart family, and one for micky, bob and janelle.
-PIG mum forced me to do 10mins or so of hand exercises b4 she allowed me to pop online to await my ursula birdie's arrival.
-when she arrived, i gave her her xmas card and present.
-shower first, hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle after, then got redressed and transferred back to sparky.
-i tootled over for some arvo tea - a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich - dunno how many slices, really, and two cups of tetley's british blend sweetened with a spoonful of honey. two cups coz ursula opened her chocolates and shared with me 2, a white one and a milk one. i asked for half a cup of milk to go with it, but instead she just poured me another cup of tea.
-my ursula birdie banished me to go practise piano, so i did, both hands.
-news time, and first we watched some person win a ridiculously large sum of money on deal or no deal, then 7's news at 6pm, read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren. sport was by ben davis, the weather by john schluter - brisbane's going to be 22-33 degrees toms - and the beach report by liz cantor.
-i needed to pee afterwards, so my ursula birdie Forced me to walk in there, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-she gave me her email address, and i signed her off at 7pm, saying my thanks and byes. even better - i think she said she'd come visit me when i'm at the mater!
-dear dad came home, as PIG mum forced me to do a few more hand exercises. i was chatting to julz b4 he called dinner. can you believe it, josh is already in grade 11! i feel old. ><
-dinner was another bowl of that yummy spaghetti, a tiny piece of chicken or so, and approx. 4 pieces of yummy cauliflower. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-righteo, i hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum says i must get off at 8:30. oh well. i guess i will just look for a new chapter of naruto manga to read, the news, and send ursula birdie an email if there's time.
-repeat everything that i typed out yesterday. oh, just one more thing to add:
-when i was in bed, PIG mum grabbed me for one left hand exercise 5 - 10x. anyways, spotty points, incoming! (i decided that i would only type things out in full on special ocassions. the next one is therefore xmas day, followed by boxing day.
-em was a HUGE pig this morning - i think i slept until like, 12:45pm! but daddy bear and rainbow snored next to me, so they drowned out my snoring. :p
-PIG - no, am being summoned to dinner, so bbl, ok? time is now ... 7:23pm.
-*burp* time is now 7:34pm, and i am back with a full/fat tummy. so, where was i?
-oh. PIG mum dug me up. i went once in the pot, she got me kitted, then happily Forced me to walk out to the gobbling table.
-i spat out my mouth splint and drank the required glass of water.
-brunch for mum and i was spaghetti she'd cooked. actually really yummy! it had chicken, cauliflower, and this really yummy white cabonara sauce! i washed mine down with a glass of plain milk.
-xmas card writing time! i did one for my ursula birdie, one for dom dom, one for the stewart family, and one for micky, bob and janelle.
-PIG mum forced me to do 10mins or so of hand exercises b4 she allowed me to pop online to await my ursula birdie's arrival.
-when she arrived, i gave her her xmas card and present.
-shower first, hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle after, then got redressed and transferred back to sparky.
-i tootled over for some arvo tea - a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich - dunno how many slices, really, and two cups of tetley's british blend sweetened with a spoonful of honey. two cups coz ursula opened her chocolates and shared with me 2, a white one and a milk one. i asked for half a cup of milk to go with it, but instead she just poured me another cup of tea.
-my ursula birdie banished me to go practise piano, so i did, both hands.
-news time, and first we watched some person win a ridiculously large sum of money on deal or no deal, then 7's news at 6pm, read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren. sport was by ben davis, the weather by john schluter - brisbane's going to be 22-33 degrees toms - and the beach report by liz cantor.
-i needed to pee afterwards, so my ursula birdie Forced me to walk in there, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to sparky.
-she gave me her email address, and i signed her off at 7pm, saying my thanks and byes. even better - i think she said she'd come visit me when i'm at the mater!
-dear dad came home, as PIG mum forced me to do a few more hand exercises. i was chatting to julz b4 he called dinner. can you believe it, josh is already in grade 11! i feel old. ><
-dinner was another bowl of that yummy spaghetti, a tiny piece of chicken or so, and approx. 4 pieces of yummy cauliflower. all washed down with a yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-righteo, i hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum says i must get off at 8:30. oh well. i guess i will just look for a new chapter of naruto manga to read, the news, and send ursula birdie an email if there's time.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
thursday post
good afternoon! anyways, em has only been forced to plod 979 steps today. not a lot, but hey ... anyways, regarding last night( it's a thursday, so i get to type it all out again):
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom, and forced me to stand while brushing my teeth.
8. because my right hand had taken the first rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse 4x with my right hand to make up for it.
2. after washing both my hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk over and dry them.
3. PIG mum Forced me to walk over to the toilet.
4. PIG mum forced me to yank my own daks down so i could sit for a tinkle.
5.PIG mum forced me to pull my own daks back up.
6. PIG mum Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum Forced me to walk back to my room.
i guess, the only difference was that she gave me pull-up pants, coz i've got my monthlies.
anyways, here comes the spotty points for today!
-i was a happy pig this morning - i slept till 12:30! aunty joanne came for a visit, and had a yak with PIG mum.
anyways, lonely's just arrived, so i'll be back on later tonight, ok? time is now ... 3:10pm.
Well, it’s 3:11 now, and they’re just having a happy yak. So, where was i?
-PIG mum dug me up after aunty Joanne left.
-I went once in the pot, and got kitted.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the kitchen.
-I spat out my mouth splint – yup, lonely’s saying it's showertime now now, so bbl, ok? Time is now … 3:14pm.
good evening! time is now ... 8:14pm, so, where was i? oh.
-brunch for me this morning was 6 or 7 yummy dumplings, with just a dab of dark soya sauce given to me by PIG mum. she herself had some instant spicy noodles - PIG mum said she'd only put half the packet of flavouring in, but it was still to spicy for her. i suggested that next time, she could maybe only put in a third or a quarter of it?
-PIG mum Forced me to walk over to sparky, and ordered me to write leanne's story for her. actually, she also flicked the modem on, but i only checked my email b4 going back to write leanne's bday fic.
-almost forgot! after i ate my brunch, i rang my dear grandma, whom i haven't spoken to her for more than a week! i miss her so much ... but i must remember to keep her and little baby mickey in my prayers to percy the saint, because it's winter in HK right now, and they're both sick. >< poor things.
-ding dong! lonely arrived. so i gave her my card ( i had it addressed it as ' dear lonely, mr. lonely (your husband) and little miss and master lonely (your kids)' hehe! and her mars bar.
-shower first - hairwash today. i went and did a stinky unspeakable afterwards, so much thanks to lonely who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed, switched back to sparky, and tootled over for some arvo tea. a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a spoonful of honey, and a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich. only one slice of cheese, but PIG mum compromised and gave me 2 slices of ham.
-i went to the toilet once b4 PIG mum Forced me to walk out to the car.
-lonely drove us to vincent the physios. to my dismay, instead of getting me my chair - well, PIG mum's said my wheelchair is in the boot, and i don't really have a reason to doubt her - lonely Forced me to walk in. vincent the physio met us there, and Forced me to walk the rest of the way.
-he delivered one surprisingly and relatively painfree massage. well, like i taught him, once in a blue moon. :P
-he said he had kat jie jie's xmas present for me in his shop, but we instead decided to swap presents when he comes on saturday.
-he Forced me to walk back out, and handed me back to lonely. just as she was Forcing me to walk back outside, still raining quite heavily too, i might add, who should come to our rescue but my dearest, most beloved, dad? :) so he and lonely alternated holding me, holding an umbrella, and opening/closing car doors.
-dad buckled me in, kissed me byebye, then expertly hand-signalled lonely to back out of her car spot.
-i joked to lonely that i'd already had my 2nd shower of the day.
-back home, PIG mum was already well prepared with a raincoat and gumboots. i only slipped on the raincoat, then she happily Forced me to walk into the loo. a tinkle later, she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 happily Forcing me to walk back to sparky.
-PIG mum kindly fed me a single cracker as we watched some lucky woman win $18000 or $41000 on deal or no deal.
-7's news followed at 6pm, read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren, sports by ben davis and weather by john schluter. telstra shares are sitting on $4.18, i think.
-lonely took me once more to the loo, b4 grabbing me for around 20mins or so of hand exercises, just the board that dad made for me.
-i signed her off at 7pm, i think her and the kids will be having a BBQ chook for dinner, while her hubby is in WA working.
-dear dad came home, soon followed by aunty a, whom PIG mum had invited over for dinner. oh yeah, must remember, gotta start pestering her for some mushrooms for PIG mum's bday!
-dinner: rice, some chicken, and ... sorry, but i honestly can't remember which vegie. all washed down with a cup of yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-i tootled back online. just chatting to joshels right now. am going for an episode of naruto, then the news, if there's time. goodnite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. must remember to send royce his bday card toms!might not make it in time - actually, it's got no hope at all of making it - but i wanna send it anyway.
P.P.S. also gotta send dear pole plop an e-card, a congrats for graduating!
1. PIG mum Forced me to walk to the bathroom, and forced me to stand while brushing my teeth.
8. because my right hand had taken the first rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse 4x with my right hand to make up for it.
2. after washing both my hands, PIG mum Forced me to walk over and dry them.
3. PIG mum Forced me to walk over to the toilet.
4. PIG mum forced me to yank my own daks down so i could sit for a tinkle.
5.PIG mum forced me to pull my own daks back up.
6. PIG mum Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand.
7. PIG mum Forced me to walk back to my room.
i guess, the only difference was that she gave me pull-up pants, coz i've got my monthlies.
anyways, here comes the spotty points for today!
-i was a happy pig this morning - i slept till 12:30! aunty joanne came for a visit, and had a yak with PIG mum.
anyways, lonely's just arrived, so i'll be back on later tonight, ok? time is now ... 3:10pm.
Well, it’s 3:11 now, and they’re just having a happy yak. So, where was i?
-PIG mum dug me up after aunty Joanne left.
-I went once in the pot, and got kitted.
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk out to the kitchen.
-I spat out my mouth splint – yup, lonely’s saying it's showertime now now, so bbl, ok? Time is now … 3:14pm.
good evening! time is now ... 8:14pm, so, where was i? oh.
-brunch for me this morning was 6 or 7 yummy dumplings, with just a dab of dark soya sauce given to me by PIG mum. she herself had some instant spicy noodles - PIG mum said she'd only put half the packet of flavouring in, but it was still to spicy for her. i suggested that next time, she could maybe only put in a third or a quarter of it?
-PIG mum Forced me to walk over to sparky, and ordered me to write leanne's story for her. actually, she also flicked the modem on, but i only checked my email b4 going back to write leanne's bday fic.
-almost forgot! after i ate my brunch, i rang my dear grandma, whom i haven't spoken to her for more than a week! i miss her so much ... but i must remember to keep her and little baby mickey in my prayers to percy the saint, because it's winter in HK right now, and they're both sick. >< poor things.
-ding dong! lonely arrived. so i gave her my card ( i had it addressed it as ' dear lonely, mr. lonely (your husband) and little miss and master lonely (your kids)' hehe! and her mars bar.
-shower first - hairwash today. i went and did a stinky unspeakable afterwards, so much thanks to lonely who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed, switched back to sparky, and tootled over for some arvo tea. a cup of tetley's british blend sweetened with a spoonful of honey, and a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich. only one slice of cheese, but PIG mum compromised and gave me 2 slices of ham.
-i went to the toilet once b4 PIG mum Forced me to walk out to the car.
-lonely drove us to vincent the physios. to my dismay, instead of getting me my chair - well, PIG mum's said my wheelchair is in the boot, and i don't really have a reason to doubt her - lonely Forced me to walk in. vincent the physio met us there, and Forced me to walk the rest of the way.
-he delivered one surprisingly and relatively painfree massage. well, like i taught him, once in a blue moon. :P
-he said he had kat jie jie's xmas present for me in his shop, but we instead decided to swap presents when he comes on saturday.
-he Forced me to walk back out, and handed me back to lonely. just as she was Forcing me to walk back outside, still raining quite heavily too, i might add, who should come to our rescue but my dearest, most beloved, dad? :) so he and lonely alternated holding me, holding an umbrella, and opening/closing car doors.
-dad buckled me in, kissed me byebye, then expertly hand-signalled lonely to back out of her car spot.
-i joked to lonely that i'd already had my 2nd shower of the day.
-back home, PIG mum was already well prepared with a raincoat and gumboots. i only slipped on the raincoat, then she happily Forced me to walk into the loo. a tinkle later, she happily Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 happily Forcing me to walk back to sparky.
-PIG mum kindly fed me a single cracker as we watched some lucky woman win $18000 or $41000 on deal or no deal.
-7's news followed at 6pm, read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren, sports by ben davis and weather by john schluter. telstra shares are sitting on $4.18, i think.
-lonely took me once more to the loo, b4 grabbing me for around 20mins or so of hand exercises, just the board that dad made for me.
-i signed her off at 7pm, i think her and the kids will be having a BBQ chook for dinner, while her hubby is in WA working.
-dear dad came home, soon followed by aunty a, whom PIG mum had invited over for dinner. oh yeah, must remember, gotta start pestering her for some mushrooms for PIG mum's bday!
-dinner: rice, some chicken, and ... sorry, but i honestly can't remember which vegie. all washed down with a cup of yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-i tootled back online. just chatting to joshels right now. am going for an episode of naruto, then the news, if there's time. goodnite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. must remember to send royce his bday card toms!might not make it in time - actually, it's got no hope at all of making it - but i wanna send it anyway.
P.P.S. also gotta send dear pole plop an e-card, a congrats for graduating!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
wednesday post
GREETINGS ONCE AGAIN! oops, sorry, shrieking. ><
anyways, em plodded 2625 steps today. and since i've only got 10mins to type all this b4 house starts, here comes the spotty points! :p
-dug up, kitted, Forced to walk outside
-breakfast was nutri-grain
-Forced to walk to the car. tootled off to UQ, listening to jacky cheung and 4KQ's news, read out by chris reager.
Forced to walk inside once we arrived, went to loo.
-Forced to walk over to wash and dry right hand, then Forced to walk to take a seat in the waiting room.
-my turn, and lotsa first years observing today!
-first up, tilt table. ouch. >< tom grabbed me for some cone left hand exercises as my left limb was being torn off. >< :P
-next, lotsa standing exercises.
-all done, i gave tim, tom and kat their xmas cards and chocolate.
-got Forced to walk out to the loo, then Forced to walk over and wash, dry my right hand, and Forced to walk back to car after that.
-rang dear dad, then drove home.
-house time! i'll bbl with my favourite line, ok? time is now 8:26pm.
back now! a repeat episode, very sad too, the baby died ... i like the part where chase does the autopsy and says a prayer for baby michael b4 doing it. and two favourite lines from the movie: house to cuddy: 'you're late." cuddy:" and you're in my locked office. again." and the other one? house to cuddy:"you don't have cancer.' cuddy, right back at house:"and you don't have dwarfism.' hehe! anyways, let's go back to the spotty points :P
-PIG mum Forced me to walk back inside.
-i took a seat as PIG mum kindly made our lunch for us - yummy toasted tuna and onion in tomato sauce sandwhich. she chopped it up into 4 triangles for me, and i washed it down with a yummy chocolate nesquik.
-ding dong! amanda arrived, so a shower first - hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got rekitted and swapped back into sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea: a cup of yummy tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, and half a yummy chicken pie. thanks to amanda who chopped it up for me.
-we settled down to watch return of the king. i honestly love it!
-at 6pm, amanda flicked on 7's evening news, read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren, sport by ben davis. first though, we watched some lucky woman win $14000 on deal or no deal. a big hahaha! to the little kid who got stuck in the vending machine, though!
-amanda forced me to walk to the toilet, forced me to go walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and forced me to walk back to sparky.
-she forgot her timesheet, so i couldn't sign her off at 7pm. we just said our thanks and byes. she'll be back soon, i think.
-dear dad called dinner - rice, bok choy, and my favourite, BBQ chicken. all washed down with a cup of yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-i tootled online, but went to watch house at 8:30pm. aunty anne and uncle sam also popped along for a yak.
-well, i've no hydrotherapy toms, coz i've got my monthlies, so i wonder what i will do toms ...? ah well, will tell you then. but first, i am SO sleeping in toms. :P nyah!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED - NEXT THURS, I'LL BE GOING TO THE MATER TO CHECK ON MY SHUNT. HOPE I WON'T HAVE TO STAY FOR TOO LONG! AND MUCH THANKS TO pig MUM, WHO'S PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO SIZZLERS THE NIGHT B4. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I WON'T DIE, BUT JUST IN CASE I DO, PLEASE REMEMBER TO BE NICE TO MY PARENTS. GOODNITE!
P.P.S. argh, caps lock, so sorry. >< but hey, why don't you come and visit me while i'm stuck there? coz i'd dearly love any company!
anyways, em plodded 2625 steps today. and since i've only got 10mins to type all this b4 house starts, here comes the spotty points! :p
-dug up, kitted, Forced to walk outside
-breakfast was nutri-grain
-Forced to walk to the car. tootled off to UQ, listening to jacky cheung and 4KQ's news, read out by chris reager.
Forced to walk inside once we arrived, went to loo.
-Forced to walk over to wash and dry right hand, then Forced to walk to take a seat in the waiting room.
-my turn, and lotsa first years observing today!
-first up, tilt table. ouch. >< tom grabbed me for some cone left hand exercises as my left limb was being torn off. >< :P
-next, lotsa standing exercises.
-all done, i gave tim, tom and kat their xmas cards and chocolate.
-got Forced to walk out to the loo, then Forced to walk over and wash, dry my right hand, and Forced to walk back to car after that.
-rang dear dad, then drove home.
-house time! i'll bbl with my favourite line, ok? time is now 8:26pm.
back now! a repeat episode, very sad too, the baby died ... i like the part where chase does the autopsy and says a prayer for baby michael b4 doing it. and two favourite lines from the movie: house to cuddy: 'you're late." cuddy:" and you're in my locked office. again." and the other one? house to cuddy:"you don't have cancer.' cuddy, right back at house:"and you don't have dwarfism.' hehe! anyways, let's go back to the spotty points :P
-PIG mum Forced me to walk back inside.
-i took a seat as PIG mum kindly made our lunch for us - yummy toasted tuna and onion in tomato sauce sandwhich. she chopped it up into 4 triangles for me, and i washed it down with a yummy chocolate nesquik.
-ding dong! amanda arrived, so a shower first - hairwash today.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got rekitted and swapped back into sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea: a cup of yummy tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, and half a yummy chicken pie. thanks to amanda who chopped it up for me.
-we settled down to watch return of the king. i honestly love it!
-at 6pm, amanda flicked on 7's evening news, read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren, sport by ben davis. first though, we watched some lucky woman win $14000 on deal or no deal. a big hahaha! to the little kid who got stuck in the vending machine, though!
-amanda forced me to walk to the toilet, forced me to go walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and forced me to walk back to sparky.
-she forgot her timesheet, so i couldn't sign her off at 7pm. we just said our thanks and byes. she'll be back soon, i think.
-dear dad called dinner - rice, bok choy, and my favourite, BBQ chicken. all washed down with a cup of yummy if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-i tootled online, but went to watch house at 8:30pm. aunty anne and uncle sam also popped along for a yak.
-well, i've no hydrotherapy toms, coz i've got my monthlies, so i wonder what i will do toms ...? ah well, will tell you then. but first, i am SO sleeping in toms. :P nyah!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED - NEXT THURS, I'LL BE GOING TO THE MATER TO CHECK ON MY SHUNT. HOPE I WON'T HAVE TO STAY FOR TOO LONG! AND MUCH THANKS TO pig MUM, WHO'S PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO SIZZLERS THE NIGHT B4. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN I WON'T DIE, BUT JUST IN CASE I DO, PLEASE REMEMBER TO BE NICE TO MY PARENTS. GOODNITE!
P.P.S. argh, caps lock, so sorry. >< but hey, why don't you come and visit me while i'm stuck there? coz i'd dearly love any company!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
tuesday post
good evening! well, em plodded 3244 or 2344 steps today. sorry, i forgot, coz PIG mum has reset my pedometer already.
anyways, it's almost 10pm, so will have to run through my spotty points quickly :P
-dug up, dressed, and Forced to walk to the gobbling table.
-forgot what breakfast was ... umm ... an egg and ham bun, maybe?
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the car, and off we tumbled to the PA.
-PIG mum Forced me to walk in when we arrived, and i started PT with dom dom - 2nd last of the year. random walking, left arm exercises. dear bob came to visit us, and we had a yak.
-PIG mum came to fetch me, went to some waiting room and filled up some long detailed form for me. meanwhile, i munched my yummy lunch of a ham, cheese and pineapple danish, and slurped a lite breaka chocolate milk, 500 mL, i think it was.
-aunty joanne went to pick up jessie, and PIG mum and i waited patiently to see a long list of doctors, nurses and dieticians. or was it pharmicists? anyways, one of them, her name is june, and how cool is this - she really WAS born in june!
-eva the blood lady came to suck my blood. ouch. >< but she says that next time i see her she'll gimee a lolly, and that her name is actually prounced 'ever', not 'eeva'.
-we tootled home. mum fielded some phone calls and karen came, from 4 or 5 till 8.
-shower first - hairwash today. and yes, i washed EVERYWHERE, so NOTHING'S allowed to fall off. :P
-arvo tea - a pear, cup of tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, and ... a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich, i think?
-news time! read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren, sport by ben davis, and weather by john schulter.
-karen put my socks, splint and shoes back on, and took me to the loo once. i ended up doing a messy, stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to her who helped me wipe. she and jamie will be having singaporean noodles for tea tonight, BTW.
-karen fed me a slice of cheese and half a glass of milk. PIG mum finally awoke from her loud snorings :P to feed me a cracker.
-we signed karen off and said our thanks and byes. she's coming back next tuesday, i think.
-dearest dad arrived home, and decided that we'd go to dong fong for dinner.
-parents Forced me to walk in; we got an A meal, B meal, and a chicken pot rice with a cold milk tea and a hot one. we shared everything.
- parents Forced me to walk back to the car and we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung. PIG mum Forced me to walk in once we arrived, and i popped online to quickly type out my blog.
-i'm pretty certain i'm NOWHERE near the MEASELY 2 hrs imposed on me by PIG mum, but i think parents want to kick me to bed soon. oh well, just like pole plop who taught me, will comply. i guess i will just have to try to stay as long as possible (hey, is that 'ALAP' as opposed to 'ASAP'? haha!)
-have my last or 2nd last session at UQ toms - hope it goes well!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. well, after having seen all those staff, i will either have to go back to the PA on fri or the mater next thurs to be put to slept so that someone can check that the shunt is going ok. anyways, mum has requested that dr. sarah olsen does it. anyways, i hope it'll go well, and that i won't have to spend too many days there! i'm bringing bear bear to accompany me - i don't CARE if he stinks and is in bad need of a shower - i NEED him.
P.P.S. i also have a session at UQ toms, so i hope that goes well too! must remember to write kat an xmas card, too.
anyways, it's almost 10pm, so will have to run through my spotty points quickly :P
-dug up, dressed, and Forced to walk to the gobbling table.
-forgot what breakfast was ... umm ... an egg and ham bun, maybe?
-PIG mum happily Forced me to walk to the car, and off we tumbled to the PA.
-PIG mum Forced me to walk in when we arrived, and i started PT with dom dom - 2nd last of the year. random walking, left arm exercises. dear bob came to visit us, and we had a yak.
-PIG mum came to fetch me, went to some waiting room and filled up some long detailed form for me. meanwhile, i munched my yummy lunch of a ham, cheese and pineapple danish, and slurped a lite breaka chocolate milk, 500 mL, i think it was.
-aunty joanne went to pick up jessie, and PIG mum and i waited patiently to see a long list of doctors, nurses and dieticians. or was it pharmicists? anyways, one of them, her name is june, and how cool is this - she really WAS born in june!
-eva the blood lady came to suck my blood. ouch. >< but she says that next time i see her she'll gimee a lolly, and that her name is actually prounced 'ever', not 'eeva'.
-we tootled home. mum fielded some phone calls and karen came, from 4 or 5 till 8.
-shower first - hairwash today. and yes, i washed EVERYWHERE, so NOTHING'S allowed to fall off. :P
-arvo tea - a pear, cup of tetley's british blend sweetened by a spoonful of honey, and ... a toasted ham and cheese sandwhich, i think?
-news time! read out by kay mcgrath and patrick condren, sport by ben davis, and weather by john schulter.
-karen put my socks, splint and shoes back on, and took me to the loo once. i ended up doing a messy, stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to her who helped me wipe. she and jamie will be having singaporean noodles for tea tonight, BTW.
-karen fed me a slice of cheese and half a glass of milk. PIG mum finally awoke from her loud snorings :P to feed me a cracker.
-we signed karen off and said our thanks and byes. she's coming back next tuesday, i think.
-dearest dad arrived home, and decided that we'd go to dong fong for dinner.
-parents Forced me to walk in; we got an A meal, B meal, and a chicken pot rice with a cold milk tea and a hot one. we shared everything.
- parents Forced me to walk back to the car and we tootled home, still listening to jacky cheung. PIG mum Forced me to walk in once we arrived, and i popped online to quickly type out my blog.
-i'm pretty certain i'm NOWHERE near the MEASELY 2 hrs imposed on me by PIG mum, but i think parents want to kick me to bed soon. oh well, just like pole plop who taught me, will comply. i guess i will just have to try to stay as long as possible (hey, is that 'ALAP' as opposed to 'ASAP'? haha!)
-have my last or 2nd last session at UQ toms - hope it goes well!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. well, after having seen all those staff, i will either have to go back to the PA on fri or the mater next thurs to be put to slept so that someone can check that the shunt is going ok. anyways, mum has requested that dr. sarah olsen does it. anyways, i hope it'll go well, and that i won't have to spend too many days there! i'm bringing bear bear to accompany me - i don't CARE if he stinks and is in bad need of a shower - i NEED him.
P.P.S. i also have a session at UQ toms, so i hope that goes well too! must remember to write kat an xmas card, too.
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