tuesday post6

ok, i plodded 3742 today. give or take a few :P
so, got up this morning. daddy bear laughed at me, saying dear daddy kissed him first, but i told him to shush, coz my awesome and most beloved daddy kissed me TWICE. so he's sulking now. aww, poor daddy bear! anyways, i went for a number 2 first, about the same time as when aunty joanne arrived. uncle jason is an electirician, i think. so, mum FORCED me to walk out to the gobbling table :P where breakkie today was a plain piece of bread with a little marg and strawberry jam. oh, and a cup of plain milk, too. :P so, breakfast all done, mum FORCED me to walk out to the car, where off to the PA we tootled. once there, mum FORCED me to walk in, and physio with linelle started at 11am. oh, also forgot to add - we saw bob! so, some walking along the parallel bars, some other walking with the assistance of joe, some arm bike, then some left hand beanbag work. oh, and i almost forgot to add, we saw judy - remember, the nurse i didn't like? - as we were heading into the hospital. so, mum and aunty joanne went and picked me up, then mum FORCED me to walk all the way back to the car, where off to garbo we tootled. once there, mum FORCED me to walk it - plus a ride on the lift - b4 lunch time! aunty joanne got a whopper meal from hungry jack's, and very nicely donated 2 chips to the 'poor em is incredibly hungry' foundation :P mum and i shared an OJ, and had a yummy chicken katsudon each. too bad - it was so big that neither of us could finish it! so i left some rice, and mum left both of some chicken and rice. so, with happy tummies, mum FORCED me to walk to the glasses shop where a nice lady fixed up my wonky glasses - free of harge! thankee, nice lady! (hehe i is being amish again :P) then mum FORCED me to the next door card and gift shop, where we picked up a bday card for good ol bob. after, mum FORCED me to walk back out where i plopped my behind :P on a chair to await aunty joanne's return. when she did come, mum FORCED me to walk to the car where back home we tootled. we said our thanks and byes to aunty joanne - forgot to add, little jessie doesn't like ham and cheese sandwhiches! how depressing :P oh, and that we also saw aunty catherine and uncle calvin while we were at garbo. actually, they were just passing by while we were in the lift. back home, i did my 2nd number 2 of the day, b4 mum FORCED me to walk back to sparky, where i popped online for awhile to send mr. jennings an email. lucky thing, he'll be going to japan again. even america too! kerry arrived, and gave me a shower first. oh, and b4 i forget, here's 2 funny things: 1. get mum to say 'a sheet of paper.' and 2. ask her to say kerry's mum's name, carol. what you'll get: "a sh*t of paper" and "cawol". how incredibly cute! (and hilarious, but i'd better keep my mouth shut. :P) anyways, no hair wash today. then i had a quick pee, kerry put my uggies back on for me, then fed me arvo tea. a hot milo today, and a pear. to be honest, i can't remember or not whether i had a cheese sandwhich also. oh well, de nada. we then started on some hand exercises - squeezy grape ball, opening and closing the hands, etc. i had a slice of cheese too, b4 i tootled over to practise the piano for the second time, both hands. at 5:30, we sat down for 10's news - hey, the new captain of the brisbane lions is michael voss!that was followed by 7's news at 6pm. kerry took me to the loo once more, and the millisecond the sport's report was over, mum ordered bike time. so she now owes 20700 rotations. hehe, i'll still hold out the hope that pigs will fly! lol, someday :P
anyways, that done, mum FORCED me to walk over to the table, where i signed the sheet for kerry. i won't see her until thursday though, ursula should be coming toms! so we said our thanks and byes, then, as mum was FORCING me to walk another 6 laps or so, dad whipped up dinner for us. so, tea tonight was half a cheese sandwhich, some bok choy, and a cup of watered down pear juice. then i waited for mum to put in that damnable password so i could pop online. actually, i forgot to add - originally, aunty yvonne said that she was coming toms. but she rang mum sometime tonight, and said she couldn't make it, so she'll come here thurs instead. like i've said, no biggie. but it turns out we've already got plans for toms! while i was having physio, linelle gave me a piece of paper, saying, "that's lee stewart's number. his mum wants to get in touch with you." so mum rang her tonight, and we've organised a lunch date for toms, midday i think. i must remember not to enquire (or is it Inquire?) about whether or not he has a girlfriend - remember, mum told me mrs. stewart had taken out a court order against her! so i promise to be polite and civil. if he won't give me the finger, i won't call him a 'gay bastard'. anyways, some news and then bed for me. nite!
cheers,
em. ^^
p.s. forgot to add, apart from mum FORCING me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth (and my poor right hand can't do ANYTHING on its own), mum also FORCES me to walk to the loo, FORCES me to go wash my hands, then FORCES me to walk back to my room. oh, but the fun don't end there! then i have to put on my pull-up pants myself, then we go through a whole range of head, arm, leg and bum exercises. oh well, my life sucks. get used to it. :P ciao! (erm ... i still haven't figured which language that is yet, but i think it's pronounced 'chow'. anyone know?
P.P.S. i haven't received a comment from anyone for what seems like MONTHS on end! aww ... em feels unloved. *pouts. hmph.*
P.P.P.S. i think linelle's surname, well, her maiden name, might be sth like 'redgen'. but she's a kelly now, so should i include her in my weekly report? bye!