new names

hello peoples!
well a friend forwarded me this, and i thought i'd share it with you, especially since my own name is an embarrassing DORKY WAFFLEBUTT. so, you guys had better comment and tell m your new names, or else! haha
So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New First name: A = Snickle B = Doombah C = Goober D = Cheesey E = Meaty F = Greasy G = Dumbo H = Farcus I = Dorky J = Doofus K = Funky L = Boobie M = Sleezy N = Sloopy O = Fluffy P = Stinky Q = Slimy R = Dorfus S = Snooty T = Tootsie U = Dipsy V = Sneezy W = Liver X = Skippy Y = Dinky Z = Zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: A = Sausage B = Feather C = Batty D = Burger E = Chicken F = Barfy G = Lizard H = Waffle I = Farkle J = Monkey K = Flippin L = Fricken M = Bubble N = Rhino O = Potty P = Hamster Q = Buckle R = Gizzard S = Lickin T = Snickle U = Chuckle V = Pickle W = Hubble X = Dingle Y = Gorilla Z = Girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sucker U = sprinkles V = frack W = monster X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON, use your new name as the subject.
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cheers,
em. ^^
p.s. forgot to add, have a good weekend!